Song "Shit All Night"

Ci Fang Wenshan.

Qu Jay Chou.

There is a lonely warmth in the tree crown at night.

Raindrops on the green leaves reflect the appearance of strange animals.

Jumping around and turning aimlessly.

I don't know where to put it.

Who is watching the TV wall in Bird's Nest?

The leaves of the poplar trees were so stained that no one could wipe them all off.

Alien beasts can only get used to it and be dragged into the same kind...

The wall in the distance was sealed, leaving only an indiscriminate stench.

This forest is empty.

Shit all night...

????…

…

Unknowingly.

Its daybreak.

When the first ray of sunlight in the morning shone into the cracks in the ground, Bahuang Yao was the first to open his eyes.

"Well……"

Covering her mouth and yawning softly, the girl looked up and quickly patted Chen Yu on the shoulder: "Brother Yu?"

Chen Yu: "...zZZ"

"Brother Yu? Wake up."

With the sound of greeting, Chen Yu did not wake up, but everyone else did.

"Ah?" Duan Ye wanted to stretch, but was blocked by the narrow wall. He was stunned for a moment and suddenly came back to his senses: "What the hell? What time is it?"

"It's morning." Bahuang Yao took out his worn-out mobile phone and looked at the time: "Six-twenty."

"Have they finished pooping?"

"I don't know, I fell asleep." The girl hesitated: "But before I fell asleep, around early in the morning, they had stopped moving."

On the left, Ma Li said: "I slept later than you. When I heard the noise, they seemed to have dispersed after pooping."

"...You have to go out and take a look." Duan Ye suggested.

"I'll go." Bahuang Yao raised his hand: "Brother Yu is still sleeping, why don't I go out and take a look."

"No, I can use martial arts to create a small eye."

As he said that, Duan Ye clasped his hands together...

"boom."

Didn't work out.

Because my elbow hit the wall.

He frowned, immediately changed his posture, and clasped his hands together again...

"boom."

Not successful yet...

"Isn't it too narrow here?!"

Bahuang Yao was confused and said: "You can..."

But before he finished speaking, Duan Ye glared back.

The girl quickly reacted and changed her words: "You can go up, release your martial arts and then come back."

There are outsiders present.

Duan Ye's ability to bypass Jin Qi and use martial arts must be kept secret...

"What are you doing?"

At this time, Chen Yu was woken up and cursed a little irritably: "It's broad daylight, why don't you let me sleep?"

"Yu...Brother Yu, it's dawn." Bahuang Yao said weakly.

"It's dawn?" Chen Yu opened his eyes a little: "Isn't dawn the time to sleep?"

Everyone: "..."

"..."

"..."

"Um?"

After a while, Chen Yu suddenly came to his senses and looked up: "By the way, have you finished pulling out all the strange beasts?"

Duan Ye: "It's over."

"Snapped!"

Chen Yu slapped Duan Ye on the back of the head: "Then don't you wake me up?!"

Everyone: "..."

"I have to go out and take a look quickly." Chen Yu propped himself up and climbed up bit by bit: "Those shit are in our mouths, we can't let others snatch it away!"

Everyone: "..."

Soon, Chen Yu got out of the ground, and as soon as he took a glance, a stench hit his face...

"……vomit!"

In the crack in the ground, Ma Li raised her head: "Is it disgusting outside?"

Chen Yu covered his mouth and quickly shrank back: "Made... vomit, it stinks so bad. Disgusting, so disgusting."

Ma Li: "Then if you spit on my head, wouldn't it make you feel sick?"

"Ah?" Chen Yu was stunned and quickly turned around to look: "Is it so accurate?"

Ma Li: "It's such a big place outside, do you have to vomit in a pit?"

"Emmmm... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm used to it. There are no strange beasts up there. I'll let Duan Ye charge for you later..."

After everyone prepared in the pit for a few minutes.

They climbed out one by one.

The smell on the ground is indeed unpleasant.

Although there is no shit, it is better than shit...

"Is the shit of these dogs so smelly?" Duan Ye covered his nose.

"Dogs' poop doesn't stink, but there are cats among exotic animals." Chen Yu explained.

"..." Duan Ye was silent for a moment and nodded: "That makes sense."

"It really... smells so bad." Bahuang Yao was choked to the point of tears. He squatted on the ground and retched again and again.

"Don't spit it out, everyone."

Seeing this, Chen Yu took a few steps forward and advised everyone: "Where are we now? We will have to fish for pearls in the shit later."

Everyone: "...Oh!"

"No." Chen Yu corrected: "It's in shit soup. After all, they are diarrhea."

Everyone: "... vomit!!"

"Stop vomiting." Chen Yu was dissatisfied: "I'll give you a little science knowledge. When you smell the stink, it means that feces particles have entered the nasal cavity. This is the source of the smell. You have eaten it, what's the matter?

It’s disgusting.”

Everyone: "... vomit vomit vomit!!!"

"Chen Yu, if you are a human being, just shut up!" Ma Li's face turned green.

"Oh, by the way, there's you too." Chen Yu patted his head: "Duan Ye, go give Ma Li a flush."

"……OK."

Duan Ye made a "pop" sound, clasped his hands together, and mobilized the energy in his body: "Warrior, whoever hurts, take a mouthful of phlegm and eat it!" (Martial Arts, Water Release, Shark Bullet Technique)

"...vomit." Ma Li, who had been holding back from vomiting, finally couldn't bear it this time: "You two... are going to die!"
To be continued...