Chapter 20 Hello everyone, I'm President Chen (Part 2)(1/2)
Beijing and Tsinghua merged.
In the eyes of the students, the merger of the two schools was so abrupt and childish. It made each of them feel at a loss.
"From now on, I have the final say in this school. I am your student union president and deputy director of the Education Office. You can call me President Chen..."
When Chen Yu stood upside down on the ceiling of the task hall and completed the solemn declaration of the "president", the students were even more at a loss.
"Is he the new president?" someone murmured.
"I always feel..." Another person was confused: "He doesn't seem to be in good spirits."
"The merger is barren! It sucks."
"Where is our original president of Tsinghua University?"
"I heard that Chairman Chen has been transferred to the loan department."
"Loan department? This is a school! Why is there a loan department?!"
Maintaining an inverted posture and hearing the discussions below, Chen Yu cleared his throat and continued: "Tell me about the school's recent policies. In response to the call for cultivating talents, and in order to solve the problem of expensive and difficult classes for students, the student union has launched the 'Warmth'
Campus loan' service plan."
Students: "..."
"Borrow fifty and pay back eighty, borrow one hundred and pay back one hundred and fifty, borrow two hundred and pay back two hundred and eighty... The more you borrow, the greater the discount. If you borrow more than five hundred, once you fall into a strange situation, you will be provided free of charge.
A salvage service.”
Students: "..."
"Also, I solemnly emphasize that loans are a pillar industry of the student union, the school, and even the whole society. Private establishments are not allowed. Violators will have their points deducted and their student status will be expelled."
Students: "..."
"Buzz buzz-"
Everyone in the crowded hall discussed each other for a long time. A certain senior male student couldn't bear it anymore and pointed at Chen Yu: "What kind of bullshit management are you talking about? I want to file a complaint against you!"
"Who in the hall has complained about me?" Chen Yu moved his eyes and focused on the male student's face. He was silent for a moment and then pointed back: "Come here and complain to me."
The female subordinate standing behind the glass window of the counter hurriedly said: "Submit... What are you complaining about..."
"Just complain about him..." Chen Yu held his chin and thought: "Just complain about him being a male."
Female subordinate: "..."
Students: "..."
Chen Yu: "100 points will be deducted and one punishment will be given."
Students: "..."
[Extremely disgusted by the crowd: Charm +32; Temperament +18; Charisma +15...]
Moving his ears, Chen Yu turned over and landed on the table in the middle of the hall. His face suddenly turned cold: "Let me tell you, I am not Bahuang Yi. I am not any president in the past. Humanity is in danger now. I am here.
The student union only does three things."
"press!"
"press!"
"It's still a fucking squeeze!"
Students: "..."
[Extremely disgusted by the crowd: Charm +31; Temperament...]
The male student who was "counter-complained" by Chen Yu was furious and roared: "What the hell kind of bullshit president are you?"
"You ask me what kind of president I am?" Chen Yu narrowed his eyes and appeared in front of the male student, condescendingly: "I will tell you now. I can do things that presidents in the past could not do. In the past, presidents could not suppress them.
I will suppress the people who live here."
"In a word, I want to take care of things that the president could control in the past, and I have to take care of things that the president couldn't control in the past."
"Behead first, then behead, even the school!"
Chen Yu looked around the audience and said in a faint tone, "This is President Chen."
male student:"……"
Chen Yu: "Is it clear enough?"
Students: "..."
[Extremely disgusted by the crowd: Charming...]
"Okay, finished speaking."
Seeing the clenched fists of the excited crowd, Chen Yu knew the principle of "stop when you click", turned around decisively, and rushed up the stairs to the second floor through the back door.
Turning back, I glanced at the boiling hall on the first floor.
Chen Yu quickly walked into the temporary office of the dean, sat down on the sofa, picked up half a cup of tea, and drank it in one gulp.
"That's it." The old director sitting behind his desk squinted.
"It's over." Chen Yu licked his lips with unfinished content, and put down the teacup: "The speech was a success, and the students were very excited."
After staring at Chen Yu for a while, the old director lowered his head, pulled out a document from the drawer, and said: "In short, you know best the path you have taken. Whether your position is big or small, the country in the future will
Whether I can hand it over to you depends on your performance in this position."
"I understand this kind of test." Chen Yu nodded: "Don't worry, Director, if the country is left to me, it will be peaceful."
"Rest in peace?"
"It's peaceful." Chen Yu corrected.
"That's right." The old director nodded: "Everyone is dead, there must be peace."
"Ah... Hahaha, oh, by the way, director, you came to me for something, didn't you? What matter?"
The old director threw the document in his hand towards Chen Yu: "Read it yourself."
"Snapped!"
Chen Yu caught it with both hands, unfolded it, glanced at it, and raised his eyebrows: "Reorganization plan for the second-year elite class?"
"Yes." The old director held his chin with both hands and said, "After the Battle of Beijing, the formation of your second class was in chaos. Now let's reorganize it."
"Well...the security officer is Jill."
"right."
"Gil is Master Bahuang Yi, right?"
"Master Bahuang Yi?" The old director was stunned: "When did it happen?"
"Jill told me."
"...He's bragging. He just taught Bahuang Yi fighting skills for a period of time. You need to be smarter. Bahuang Yi is a martial arts major and Gil is a martial arts major. How can he become a master and apprentice."
"Sou Ga." Chen Yu suddenly realized, then lowered his head and read the first page of the plan again, and asked: "I'm a little annoyed by this safety officer. He likes to eat shit. It's disgusting. Can he be replaced by Yui Hata?"
"Why."
"She has big waves."
Old Director: "...Hata Yui's level is too low and not worthy of your staff."
"enmmmm, okay."
Scratching the base of his ears, Chen Yu continued to flip through the second page: "Squad leader, Chen Yu. Member Bahuang Yao. Member Xing...Xing Bi?! The teammate is Xing Bi? Why her?!"
"It was arranged by the above." The old director poured himself a cup of hot tea: "I don't know too well."
"Fart!" Chen Yu said angrily: "Is it your handiwork?!"
"No, no." The old director shook his head repeatedly and said seriously: "I know you don't like her, and I know she has a grudge against you, so naturally I won't arrange it like this."
"Who arranged that?"
"headmaster."
"Our principal?!"
"Um."
"...Is he sick?"
"I guess so." The old director nodded in agreement: "Maybe it's not a good disease."
"..."
Without saying anything, Chen Yu shook the plan in his hand and said angrily: "Kick this Xing Bi out and give me a new one. If there is no suitable replacement, just me and Bahuang Yao will do."
"It can't be changed. The principal decided it, and I don't have enough authority."
"I remember this girl is a sophomore, right? We are freshmen!"
"She has squatted. She just squatted."
To be continued...