Chapter 24 You Want Me To Die (Part 2)(1/2)
Chapter 24
"Do you want me to die?"
Looking at the large handful of "golden" spirit-enhancing pills in Jill's hand, Chen Yu pulled out a dagger without hesitation, and slapped it on the table with a "bang": "Come on, just pierce my belly button. Stir and stir hard."
Jill obviously didn't expect Chen Yu to react like this. After a moment of stunnedness, he frowned: "What do you mean?"
"What do you mean? What do you mean? Are you feeding pigs in one box?"
"This is a pill," Jill explained: "It's okay to eat it slowly, and you didn't let you swallow it in one bite."
After a moment of silence, Chen Yu took the pill with disgust, for fear of accidentally inhaling a breath of pill: "...Okay, then I'll take it slowly."
"Yeah." Jill nodded, then took out two other boxes of spiritual enhancement pills from his backpack: "I'll give it to you. When will I finish it?"
"I'll care about you later in the spring."
Jill: "...I eat my oral work faster than you! Do you eat it with your belly button?"
"Don't you say eat slowly?"
"I'm asking you to eat it within today! Eat it slowly!" Jill roared: "The slowest thing is to finish it today!"
"gentlemen."
The waiter came over again and bowed: "Because other guests are there, no noise in the store. Thank you for your cooperation."
After saying that, he saw three boxes of sugar beans on the table, and his words were harsh: "Customers, this store is prohibited from bringing food."
"Food?" Jill looked up and down at the waiter.
"Yes, you're right." Chen Yu looked serious, picked up three boxes of spiritual enhancement pills with both hands and handed them to the waiter: "You'll destroy these foods."
"I'm... sick!" Jill was shocked and hurriedly grabbed back three boxes: "Chen Yu, are you crazy?!"
Chen Yu looked at the waiter: "Expel him."
The waiter looked at Jill: "Sir, it is strictly forbidden to bring food in our store."
Jill said in a deep voice: "This is not food. We are talking about the serious matters, so I advise you not to disturb me."
Chen Yu shouted: "Restrain him!"
Jill: "...Chen Yu, are you itchy?"
Waiter: "Sir, this store is strictly prohibited..."
"Dong!"
Before he finished speaking, Jill knocked the waiter out with a knife.
Chen Yu was shocked: "Yao...you are alive! Sarilang! Someone Sarilang!"
Holding the fainted waiter on the seat, Jill had no expression on his face: "The spiritual enhancement pill, the treasure of the country, even a mere treasure, is far more important than the escort truck. Therefore, you can treat me as an escort officer. Any outsider who dares to get close to the elixir has the right to attack. Whether it is life or death."
"Then let's kill her quickly." Chen Yu looked at Xing Bi with a serious face: "This beg has been lurking for a long time."
"...Chen Yu, shut up." Putting down the three boxes, Jill thought for a moment, frowned: "It seems that you don't like the 'spirit-enhancing pill'. Do you really understand its importance?"
"Spirit-enhancing pill..."
In the corner, Xing Bi, who had been dazed, finally came to her senses and looked at Chen Yu with an extremely complicated expression: "The Enlargement Pill is an advanced version of the Enlargement Pill. It has a price but no market and has never been passed. Many rich people can't buy it even if they lose everything... I heard that... the effect of a Enlargement Pill is comparable to that of a Enlargement Pill."
"I know this thing. You don't need to explain it." After glanced at Xing Bi, Chen Yu "returned" to normal and said indifferently to Jier: "The spirit-enhancing pill can indeed greatly improve its strength. Every warrior dreams of it. But I don't like it."
"Why." Jill narrowed his eyes.
"A warrior is brave. He goes against the will of heaven and cultivates his body and forges his hair. How can he climb up by external objects?"
Jill: "…"
"The mottled old dog still knows the undesirable reason for pulling seedlings to grow. How can I eat such messy things to ruin my roots?"
Jill: "…"
On the side, Bahuang Yao opened his mouth and wanted to speak, but stopped: "Yu...Brother Yu..."
"What?" Chen Yu turned around.
Bahuang Yao: "The pills... will not affect the foundation..."
"Did you learn an excavator in junior high school?" Jill held his forehead: "This is reality, not a novel of cultivating immortals. The level of a warrior depends only on the amount of energy in the sea of qi. If you practice yourself, you will absorb energy, and if you take elixirs, there is no difference at all."
"Is that true? I don't believe it."
Three people: "…"
"Wa... wait a moment." At this time, a middle-aged man in a suit and dressed in a manager came over, looked at the fainting waiter, looked at Jill who was talking, hesitating for a moment, and asked, "What's wrong with this waiter in my store...he?"
"Oh." Jill turned his head and looked perfunctorily, "It must be dizzy."
"Why are you dizzy?"
"I was knocked out."
"Ha...haha... sir, you are really good at joking." The manager laughed: "It should be because of low blood sugar, so I'll take him away first."
"Okay. Take it away."
"Okay. I'll talk slowly, and I'll disturb you."
The manager bowed politely and helped the unconscious waiter leave.
Chen Yu, Jier, Xing Bi and Chen Siwen looked at each other again, but they fell into silence.
Jill: “…Where did you just talk about it?”
Chen Yu: "Whoever loses will eat shit."
Upon hearing this, Jill almost got angry and splattered blood in five steps: "My ** grandma!"
"When it comes to the efficacy of the elixir, I don't believe it." Chen Yu immediately changed his mouth.
Clenched his fists, Jill looked at Chen Yu coldly, and his nostrils spitted: "Chen Yu, if you dare to talk about this again, I will pull off your head."
Chen Yu: "Tao Yu."
On both sides, Xing Bi and Bahuang Yao both shrank their necks and did not dare to say anything.
"The pills are generally divided into two types." Slowly calming down the mood, Jill stretched out two fingers: "The first one is to strengthen physical fitness. The second one is to strengthen energy."
"The former is what you understand, the elixir in the traditional sense. Changing the human body's characteristics is consistent with the characteristics of the three parts of the medicine."
"But the latter is just the substantial compressor of the strong energy mass."
"So, do you understand?"
After picking up the coffee, Chen Yu took a sip, put it down, pondered for a moment, and said, "What did you say?"
Jill: "...I really don't want to take you, a student."
"Okay. We will never have a chance in the future." Standing up, Chen Yu tidied up his collar: "The security officer should still look for someone from Bo Da."
"Even if you change to Sister Mi Li, you have to take the pill."
He lowered his head and looked at the box on the table for a while. Chen Yu pretended to be hesitant and reached out to take out a spirit-enhancing pill: "Is this thing really harmless to the body?"
"Absolutely, I guarantee it with my personality."
"What's the difference between not guaranteeing it."
Jill: "…"
"Well..." Chen Yu sighed pretendingly, put down the pill and said earnestly: "Jil, I don't trust you. But I have eaten this kind of thing before. After eating, my energy did soar, but afterwards, I couldn't even control my body."
"So you are worried about this?" Jill suddenly realized, patted Chen Yu's shoulder and relaxed: "It is normal for the energy to soar and the body is weak. This is equivalent to pressing a 20,000-horse diesel engine on an old car. Other clutches, gears, wheels and other parts must be adapted for a while. If it were a human body, the whole process would have no side effects."
"Are you sure?"
"Confirm!" Jill said seriously: "I am a person... I guarantee that the old director's personality will never have any side effects."
"Paipa."
Clapping the dust that did not exist on his hands, Chen Yu turned his head and looked at Bahuang Yao.
"Hey..." Yao Nene of Bahuang stood up and stuttered: "Jin...Jinqi is really harmless. Brother Yu, you...you take it."
Nodded, Chen Yu looked at Xing Bi again.
Xing Bi also stood up with a serious tone: "Brother Yu, in order to express my apology to Chen Siwen, I can try the poison for you!"
Chen Yu: "Which dreams are you? Even if I feed this thing to the dog, I won't give it to you."
Xing Bi: "...Wang!"
"Gogun. Where is Wang Nima."
He pushed Xing Bi staggeringly with disgust. Chen Yu picked up three boxes of spiritual enhancement pills and said to Jier: "As a teammate who has been on the battlefield together, I don't believe anyone, and I can't believe you. I will take the pills."
"It's not OK to collect it, you have to eat it."
"Eat when you go back."
"I can't believe you." Jill sneered: "When I was a three-year-old child? From beginning to end, your attitude towards the pills is resistant. I don't believe you will take them back and eat them."
To be continued...