Chapter 33 The Final Beast Tide(1/2)
When Bahuang Yao walked away, he disappeared.
Chen Yu and Bahuang Yi looked in the same direction at the same time, fully alert.
The wind blew by, blowing their black hair.
This remote public restroom is even more peaceful at this moment...
Bahuang Yi: "Come out."
Chen Yu: "My Pokémon."
Bahuang Yi: "..."
"..."
"Wow..."
Chen Yu finished speaking.
Following a sporadic sound, the old director of the Education Department emerged from the bushes and walked leisurely in front of Chen Yu and the two of them: "You have very keen observation skills."
"Director, are you here to use the toilet?" Chen Yu asked.
"What is a Pokémon?"
"Director, are you here to use the toilet?"
"Answer me first, what is a Pokémon?"
"Nothing. Director, are you here to use the toilet?"
"...I think you look like a toilet."
"I'm sorry, I don't like men. Not to mention you are so old."
"Stop being so talkative. I'm getting tired of your jokes."
The old director was impatient: "You have been fooling around for so long, it's time to stop. Come back with me. You are the president of the student union, and now the things squeezed in the student union are almost piled up in my office. The professors in the martial arts group are even more satisfied.
The world is looking for you.”
"Why are you looking for me?"
"I'm going to teach you martial arts! What do you want me to do?! An old professor suddenly suffered a cerebral hemorrhage."
"Oh..." Chen Yu scratched the base of his ears: "But I ate too many spiritual enhancement pills, my energy increased sharply, and my body was not easy to control. How can I learn?"
"Martial arts are not martial arts and do not require physical fitness. Moreover, the theoretical knowledge is enough for you to learn for a month or two."
"This..." Chen Yu hesitated: "It seems inconvenient."
"Snapped!"
Bahuang Yi took a step forward and said expressionlessly: "Chen Yu, I will protect you. If you want to take him away, you will have to step over my body."
Old director: "..."
Chen Yu: "..."
Old Director: "Yi, I haven't had time to talk to you yet. Now that the beast tide has receded, there is rare peace for a while. If you don't seize the opportunity to increase your strength, why don't you show off in the toilet?"
"Don't be in a hurry." Bahuang Yi's expression remained unchanged.
"It doesn't matter whether you're in a hurry or not. Since you and Chen Yu are both here, it just so happens that you come back with me and study with the professor of the martial arts group."
"I'm not mentally retarded." Bahuang Yi frowned: "I know the basic theories of martial arts."
Chen Yu: "Co-author, you said I am mentally retarded?"
"The basic structure of martial arts is complicated, and it is not a bad thing to review the old and learn the new." The old director waved his hand: "It's getting late. You pack your things and come with me now. Don't make me burn your toilet.
.”
Facing the "force" from level 8 bosses.
Chen Yu and Bahuang Yi couldn't think of any resistance, so they returned to the public toilet together to sort out their daily belongings.
After adjusting, Bahuang Yi suddenly realized something was wrong: "Why are there none of the robes I changed into?"
…
It took fifteen minutes.
From the public toilet, we moved to the teaching building dormitory of the martial arts group.
Chen Yu and Bahuang Yi were urged by their old director to rush to the student union headquarters before they could take a break.
In order to save time, Chen Yu and Bahuang Yi were too lazy to go through the front door. They jumped directly into the president's office through the back window on the second floor.
But the shock of the two people's feet hitting the ground immediately shattered the mountains of information on the conference table.
"Wow"
An avalanche of paper.
It almost covered Chen Yu's calf...
"Fuck..." Looking around at the sea of documents stacked all over the room, he was dumbfounded: "Student...is the student union a parliament? So many things are too outrageous, aren't they?!"
"Kingcheng University is not just a university. It is an important institution of the country. Therefore, the power of the Student Union of Capital University has extended to all aspects of society. Not to mention..."
Bahuang Yi bent down, picked up a pile of documents buried at his feet, and threw them to his desk: "What's more, now that Beijing University and Tsinghua University have merged, the workload will only increase."
Chen Yu: "...who the hell can handle this? Why not find a donkey from the production team to be the president of the student union?"
Bahuang Yi: "Donkeys can't read."
"You can read, right?" Chen Yu looked at Bahuang Yi and made a "please" gesture: "Leave it to you."
"I'm not the president now. Why should I do it?"
"The director asked you to help me."
"I can help you. But I can't leave it all to me."
"I am the number one! Do you think there is any number of people doing the work now?"
"no."
"...I will make you vice president."
"Need not."
"get out."
"good."
After saying that, Bahuang Yi dodged and disappeared in an instant.
Not even a hint of whirlwind was brought up...
"Gan! That's stupid."
Cursing and swearing, Chen Yu stepped on the documents on the floor and walked around the desk twice. He started to feel irritable again.
He is an illiterate! A warrior! A brave man who fights with strange beasts!
Now let him come over and do his homework?
Is there any royal law?
Is there any morality?
"grass!"
"Boom!"
The next moment, the door to the president's office was suddenly pushed open.
Several students with big shoulders and round waists heard the sound and rushed in. When they saw Chen Yu, they immediately questioned him sternly.
"Who are you?!"
"What are you doing here?"
"Do you know where this is?"
"Hands up, be honest!"
"My son can't speak yet..."
Chen Yu: "...I am your president."
"louder!"
"can not hear!"
"What did you say you were?"
"How did you get in?"
“In the Beijing Student Union, if we say we can’t hear it, we just can’t hear it!”
"He seemed to say he was the president..."
To be continued...