Chapter 1 Major Teaching Accidents
Bang!
The sound of old-fashioned spotlights exploding rang in my ears, and the world froze at this moment.
One second, Lu Li and Duke were sitting in an empty nuclear-proof cave chatting. The next second, they were in a classroom full of people.
Silent as dead water.
Everyone stared directly at the three people who had arrived late, with envy and regret flashing in their eyes. It looked like they had been sitting there for a while.
But Lu Li didn't pay attention to these glances and turned around to look for Pan Ming——
This guy usually looks like a good gentleman, but when he was desperate, he actually planted mushrooms in New York City and brought out the big results in one fell swoop!
All I can say is that people cannot be judged by their appearance.
At this moment, Pan Ming was also looking for Lu Li and Duke. He subconsciously looked towards the front row.
The three people's eyes collided.
"I had no choice. Under the circumstances at that time, I could only do this to make up for the losses caused by my absence."
As he said that, Pan Ming shrugged, with a wry smile on his face.
As Zhou Tian said, he had no choice but to temporarily change his camp and stage a real nuclear draw with New York.
I hope it can be recognized by the principal.
No matter what happens, just complete a special achievement and pull up the score...
As his thoughts whirled, Pan Ming noticed the platinum sword in Lu Li's hand, the laptop behind his back that was used to store experimental data, and three red bugs.
It’s been quite a harvest…
Lu Li nodded towards him to show his understanding.
at the same time.
The classroom door...opened...
Teaching assistant Bai Xiao walked quickly to the podium.
There is no signature smile, no teasing greetings, and a frosty face.
Seeing the senior who was completely different from usual, everyone lowered their heads, as if they had guessed something.
In fact, Lu Li also noticed something was wrong.
He, who has been at the center of the storm during this exam, has not met a single candidate since leaving the Queensboro Bridge.
Not to mention two hundred superpowers, even two hundred trained ordinary people, thrown into New York City, can make some noise, right?
The result was unexpected. It seemed that these students didn't even have the soy sauce.
Thinking about it this way, it can be explained.
At this moment, Bai Xiao was like the head teacher who had suffered a major teaching accident. He had just come out of the principal's office, full of anger and was about to vent his anger.
Time passed minute by minute.
His cold eyes swept across the classroom. His eyes were like looking at the enemy who killed his father. Almost no one dared to look at him.
Especially the few freshmen who knew it well were already breaking out in a cold sweat. They dared not meet Bai Xiao's gaze. They wanted to start making comments quickly, take their transcripts and roll to where they should go.
But Lu Li didn't panic at all.
Although he failed to kill the Blood Ancestor immediately, he discovered many hidden plots.
On the side, Duke, who was very nervous, grinned at Bai Xiao, showing his white teeth.
The friendship established by accident in the autopsy room made this guy feel confident.
Moreover, he succeeded in taking this exam and not only survived to the finale, but also participated in the encirclement and suppression of the Blood Ancestor and the First Ancestor.
Duke thought, is it not too much to win the title of the best assister in the entire grade?
In a depressing atmosphere.
Bai Xiao noticed Duke, who didn't look good enough, and glanced at him sideways. Then, he squeezed out a smile, supported the podium with both hands, leaned forward, and said as if nothing had happened:
"Haha, you all did well in the exam, very... very well..."
"Mud can't hold up a wall!"
The next moment, the good-tempered Buddhist teaching assistant suddenly exploded and slapped the podium hard.
Even with the blessing of mysterious laws, the floor, no, the whole classroom was still shaking crazily.
“Epidemic prevention class was in vain?!”
"You are not allowed to touch parasites without protective measures. Don't you understand this?"
After finishing his words, Bai Xiao raised his hand.
Several dynamic pictures immediately appeared on the blackboard:
A classmate holding two swords casually chopped down the soul-returning corpse standing in front of him. The whole process was clean and neat, with the air of a master!
However, next came the sexy operation.
Perhaps influenced by some movies and TV shows, this guy licked the blade and half of the bloodthirsty nematodes were eaten into his stomach, killing him instantly.
"It's just a low-level soul-returning corpse, and you still have this special habit, it's outrageous..."
Before he finished spitting out, the light screen on the side started to play the picture:
"That's it?"
"Too weak, you don't even have the qualifications to let me warm up."
In a dark corner, someone was facing the resurrected corpse, unleashing the spirit of Chuu Er to his heart's content.
"Do you still want to dance based on these alone?"
"You still want to destroy the world, but you are too far behind."
Immediately afterwards, the head of a resurrected corpse was smashed by him, and white blood and nematodes were splashed all over the face.
This person was successfully infected with a bloodthirsty strain.
Seeing this, Duke suddenly realized something: there are actually many strange things around him, but he just lacks a pair of eyes that are good at discovering them.
Lu Li, on the other hand, was rejoicing. If Duke was like this, he really wouldn't be able to bring him along.
Although he had watched the replay beforehand, Bai Xiao still laughed in anger. He folded his arms and leaned over to watch how the freshmen swelled up and tried to die.
Several other classrooms are also performing this kind of drama, which is comparable to a large-scale social death scene.
Lu Li didn't know what was going on in other classes, but when he saw several classmates who had made the honor roll, their cheeks turned red, they clenched their hands tightly, and their whole bodies were sinking. As for what was going on in his mind, he didn't know.
People know that, anyway, one thing is certain——
I wanted to escape from the classroom quickly and find a place to commit suicide.
"You've only experienced three worlds, and now you're like this. Do you think you can defeat everything?"
"If the principal hadn't been keeping an eye on you and changing the rules in time, how would the world have been saved? Let's all die!"
Bai Xiao's face was terrifyingly gloomy.
The mentality of this freshmen class was so bad that they were infected with a bloodthirsty strain due to their carelessness.
If they develop according to the settings, they will all become soul-returning zombies, and they will be soul-returning zombies with special abilities!
At that time, let alone the explosion of the protagonist's halo, the destruction of the land by nuclear bombs, and even the meteorites falling from the sky will not be able to save mankind.
"Do you want to know the results of the evaluation?"
"I'll tell you the answer now!"
Bai Xiao almost gritted his teeth and squeezed out the next words.
"There's no way to tell!"
"A group of idiots who died suddenly at the beginning and only pretended to be sexy. When the jury members saw it, they all felt it was disgusting!"
"In addition, thanks to everyone, from the teaching assistants to the classroom teachers, everyone was brought to the principal for a heart-to-heart talk. That feeling is truly unforgettable!"
After he finished speaking, even the sound of breathing disappeared in the classroom.
First, because the atmosphere was too solemn, no one dared to dance around at this time.
Second, because the amount of information is too large, it takes time to digest.
Principal, jury...
Lu Li felt that he was one step closer to the truth.
Chapter completed!