Chapter five hundred and ninety fifth football game abused
Chapter 595: Football Games Being Too
Zhao Tiezhu hurriedly said goodbye to Tieshou, and then rushed back to FJ University with Fan Jian.
After arriving at the playground meeting point, Zhao Tiezhu saw a group of dejected classmates. He hurriedly asked, "What's going on?"
Li Ling'er pulled Zhao Tiezhu aside and said, "Our class met an electromechanical department just now. In half an hour, he got 12 goals in. Now, with the advantage of goal difference, he ranks fourth in the group..."
"Damn, there are only 4 classes in a group, and the last place in our class?"
"Yes, in another game, the ratio between the mechanical and economic and trade department is 2:0, the economic and trade department is -2 goals, and we are -12 goals, so we are naturally the last one."
"What's going on? Why did you lose so much?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.
"It's not that guy Chen Kunpeng..." Li Ling'er looked at Chen Kunpeng who was whining to someone not far away, and said, "This is how things happened."
After the grouping ended this morning, he started to fight directly. Chen Kunpeng put all the people who had a good relationship with him on the main force, and then took people to play against the Mechanical and Electrical System with full confidence. After playing on the court, Chen Kunpeng began to focus on his performance. He first played the defender, then the center, and finally the forward. Basically, he was doing it alone in one attack from beginning to end, but his skills were not good. The other person's advanced skills in the Mechanical and Electrical System, such as bicycles, could step on one or two. Chen Kunpeng also learned to ride a bicycle. After stepping on half of the bicycle, he tripped over his right foot, fell down, and threw the ball away, and then gave him a chance to counterattack, and then the goal came naturally.
If you lose the ball, you can lose the ball. At worst, you can reflect and continue to come. But Chen Kunpeng, a birdman, did not reflect on himself at all, but complained that his teammates were not strong enough. If I run away, you have to run with me. Your position is very bad. I can't pass the ball, or I can't pass the ball. Anyway, there are all kinds of reasons. The final result is that Chen Kunpeng led the ball into the opponent's crowd over and over again. The opponent also saw Chen Kunpeng's routine. Chen Kunpeng took the ball with the ball, and those two or three people were
He surrounded him without any psychological pressure. Anyway, Chen Kunpeng could not pass the ball. He finally encountered Chen Kunpeng who was surrounded and couldn't stand it anymore. He directly passed the ball back to the goalkeeper on his side. However, Chen Kunpeng's forward was used to playing and thought he was still in the center line. This time the pass was so powerful that he was so powerful! However, it was very tragic that Chen Kunpeng's position at this time was not far from outside the penalty area line. This kick directly made a world-class save by his goalkeeper.
The goalkeeper was scared by Chen Kunpeng now, and he didn't dare to throw the ball to Chen Kunpeng, so he threw the ball to his own team members. Just as his team members were about to rush, Chen Kunpeng's scream came. My and my whole body kept calling, just like ***, as if you didn't pass it to him, you were sorry to the country and the people. The player really couldn't stand Chen Kunpeng's screams, so he had to pass the ball to Chen Kunpeng. Chen Kunpeng naturally took on the lone hero again without hesitation, and rushed towards the opponent with the ball. He ran with great power, but he was cut off when he was passing the midfield.
Later, he gradually fell behind several goals. Many people said they wanted to substitutions and substitutions. Everyone saw that he was the squad leader and gave him face, so they didn't just tell him to get out. So Chen Kunpeng followed everyone's response and immediately replaced the goalkeeper who had previously performed bravely and saved his own goal, with the reason that he was kicked in three in fifteen minutes of the half, and there was a problem with his strength.
Well, after the goalkeeper was replaced, he was really defeated. There was the last barrier, so he could at least struggle. The substitute goalkeeper who was replaced later was really the reincarnation of the butterfly player! He scored whatever goal he came. Helplessly, the foreign language department could only be rotated, and he was also the kind of person who was rotated miserably.
"Chen Kunpeng, you can't be so naive, right?" Zhao Tiezhu said a little unbelievable.
"Tsk, it's far more than you think. I tell you, isn't there a saying that? The one who can bring the ball from the bottom line of the team to the opponent's half is a Dutch player. The one who can bring the ball from the bottom line of the team to the opponent's bottom line is a Brazilian player. The one who can steal the ball from the bottom line of the team and bring it to the goal of the team is Chen Kunpeng..."
"You don't let him roll down early with such a smelly foot?"
"I said it a long time ago, but people have reasons. Sometimes I say the turf is too hard, sometimes I say the turf is too soft, sometimes I say I can't adapt to broadleaf clover and other grasses. Later, he even complained about the weather, saying that it was windy today, which was very uncomfortable for people like him with delicate feet."
"This..." Zhao Tiezhu was really speechless. How could this person be so shameless!!
"This is pretty good. After just now, he listed several reasons in the field. 1. In-court factors: a. The referee helps them b. The referee doesn't help us c. The opponent's body is too strong, the opponent's skill is too delicate, the goal post helps them f. The opponent's goalkeeper plays bt+extraordinary g, and the stoppage time is too long. Then he listed several reasons outside the field. A. There are too many girls on his own and too many boys on his opponent. Some people walk around the field, which affects his concentration."
"Okay." Zhao Tiezhu heard Li Ling'er's words and walked directly to Chen Kunpeng. At this time, Chen Kunpeng was talking to his friends, "The shot just now is actually a great chance. But at that time, I suddenly thought that the world is not very peaceful. Everyone is playing around, and there is drought and famine in Africa again. So, at that moment, my heart trembled, so my feet trembled too. So, the ball was kicked away."
"Have your *** trembled too?" Zhao Tiezhu's voice came from the side.
"How do you say this? Tiezhu, friendship first, competition second, as long as we try our best to fight, the winner is actually not the most important thing!" Chen Kunpeng took a towel and wiped the sweat from his head. "The people who didn't go to the court don't know how tired it is."
"I heard a joke." Zhao Tiezhu said to Chen Kunpeng with a smile, "That's the joke. The one who can run wildly for 90 minutes without changing his face is a Korean player. The one who can run 90 minutes and panting is a European player. The one who can run 90 minutes and sweat profusely is a South American player. The one who can walk 90 minutes and falls to the ground and cramps is a Shenzhou player. Now there is one more joke. The person who can walk for 30 minutes and play the ball alone is sweating and loses 12 balls and is still arrogant. It is Chen Kunpeng!"
"What do you mean?" Chen Kunpeng threw the towel aside and glared at Zhao Tiezhu.
"It's not interesting. I can't stand some people who treat themselves as a force." Zhao Tiezhu looked at Chen Kunpeng with a faint smile.
Chapter completed!