Seven hundred and twelve chapters stroked the stomach
Chapter 712: Smoothing your stomach
Zhao Tiezhu failed to get what he wanted in the end, just because Li Ling'er was standing in the aisle, holding a glass of water and blowing.
"It's a little uncomfortable." Li Ling'er frowned, "I'm taking some medicine, the water is too hot."
"Discomfortable? Where is it uncomfortable?" Zhao Tiezhu asked with concern.
"I just have my stomach, it's always hurting at night, it's still hurting until now." Li Ling'er said pitifully, "I don't know if it's because she's damaged her stomach."
"What did you eat tonight?"
"It's nothing, 4 buns, a bowl of broth, a big cake, and a single Oreo." Li Ling'er said.
"...Okay, I think you're holding on or having a stomach bloating." Zhao Tiezhu said seriously, and then glanced behind Li Ling'er without any trace. A vague sound of water could be heard from the bathroom behind Li Ling'er.
"This Ziyi is really true. She doesn't wait for me to take a shower, alas~" Zhao Tiezhu was helpless.
"Okay, I'll go back to the room and go to stroke my belly." Li Ling'er walked into the room helplessly. Zhao Tiezhu looked at the bathroom door that was already closed, and felt that he should take care of his tenant more, so he resolutely followed Li Ling'er into the room.
"Brother Tiezhu, why are you following me? I'm going to stroke my stomach. Do you want to peek?" Li Ling'er asked alertly.
"What, am I that kind of person? I just care if you really have bloating. Come on, Brother Tiezhu, I will help you take your pulse." Zhao Tiezhu sat next to the bed, looking like I was a doctor.
"Really and false? Do you understand this?" Li Ling'er looked half-believing and half-doubted.
"Tsk, your invincible and brave and upright landlord, but you are a versatile talent. Not to mention a small pulse, even if you get pregnant one day, I will deliver you a baby!" Zhao Tiezhu said proudly.
"This... OK." Li Ling'er sat next to Zhao Tiezhu and handed her hand to Zhao Tiezhu.
Zhao Tiezhu pretended to knead Li Ling'er's palm for a while.
"This... is how to take the pulse?" Li Ling'er asked.
"I call it Hualuo your menstrual blood. In this way, you can better diagnose it by taking the pulse after a while." Zhao Tiezhu said seriously.
Zhao Tiezhu was intoxicated while kneading. Although Li Ling'er's little hand had been held several times, she had a new feeling every time. The slaughter was as soft as boneless, and it felt like it was touching something. It was so comfortable.
After kneading, Zhao Tiezhu looked at Li Ling'er and said, "This, you actually have to measure your heart rate."
"How to test it?" Li Ling'er asked.
"Well, we don't have a stethoscope now, so we can only use our hands to test it!" Zhao Tiezhu said in embarrassment.
"Hand test? How to measure it?"
"I just put my hand on your heart and then test whether your heart rate is normal!" Zhao Tiezhu said seriously, "This is all necessary."
"Tsk, you're thinking too much." Li Ling'er looked at Zhao Tiezhu with contempt, "You can't take the opportunity to eat my tofu, right?"
"How is that possible? As the saying goes, doctors cannot have the kind of men and women's thoughts in my heart. In my heart, you are just an ordinary synthesis of cells, and the essence of men and women is the same."
"Can you take your pulse?" Li Ling'er asked directly without listening to Zhao Tiezhu's nonsense.
"This...well, then the heart rate will be measured after a stethoscope is available in the future. Come on, I'll take your pulse." Zhao Tiezhu said, putting one hand on Li Ling'er's wrist and then closing his eyes slightly.
After a while...
"Listen to your pulse..." Zhao Tiezhu frowned, hesitated for a moment, and said, "I see your pulse... it seems like you... are happy!!"
"You are a big-headed ghost!" Li Ling'er pushed Zhao Tiezhu away with her palm, and then said, "You are happy! Sister, I am still a big girl!"
"Oh, you are so unconscious of humor. I'm just kidding. Actually, you're really bloating. Yes, I'm sure, it's just... Ling'er, are you really the eldest daughter of a yellow flower?" Zhao Tiezhu asked in confusion.
"What? Do you want to give it to you?" Li Ling'er looked at Zhao Tiezhu with her eyes squinted.
"As the saying goes, there is no basis for speaking. If you insist on proving it to me, I don't care." Zhao Tiezhu said shyly.
"Oh, Brother Tiezhu, I found that after Sister Yanni and Lucy were not around, you seemed to be even more vulgar!!" Li Ling'er said.
"Look at what you said, a sense of humor!! Do you know the sense of humor?! Didn't I watch you feel uncomfortable and joke with you~~ But, Ling'er, since you used to be with Qingdi and are still the eldest daughter of Huanghua, then you just don't agree with sex before marriage?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.
"This... should be right." Li Ling'er said after pondering for a moment, "I think I should leave my most complete self to my man on the wedding night."
"Oh, Ling'er, this is actually your wrong thing. As the saying goes, there is a difference between men and women. If you kiss your little mouth and touch your body, you won't feel any big deal, but men are different. You know, men often have to hold it in, but after holding it in for a long time, that pair of bodies is very bad! Will you let your man bear it in the future? You will be satisfied until you become a ninja turtle in the end?"
"But... I can't be sure if he is the one I want. If he gives it to him and he doesn't want me anymore in the future, then I'll lose money?" Li Ling'er asked.
"Actually, Ling'er, in love, you should never care about gains and losses. Don't say you have lost or you have made money. Think about it, a man has spent so much energy and time on you. If you dumped him in the end, is he also a loss? But who would say that a man cannot buy anything for his girlfriend before marriage? Spend any money? According to what you said, if he doesn't get married in the end, the money he spends will also be a loss, right? So, a man and a woman are in love, but not specifically suppressing him. If he feels like he is, then sexual behavior before marriage is OK!" Zhao Tiezhu said seriously.
"This..." Li Ling'er was a little bit overwhelmed by Zhao Tiezhu's theory. Even with her extremely high IQ, she didn't find anything wrong with Zhao Tiezhu's words. Could it be that her previous persistence was wrong?
Zhao Tiezhu was so proud of this theory. Although Lao Shi failed every time, he seemed to succeed this time. This is called laying the foundation for some things in the future. First, destroying the obsession in the girl's heart, and then doing something, it will be convenient. Zhao Tiezhu himself knew that there was still a flaw in the previous paragraph, that is, the first time for a girl was only once, and the man's money was gone, and he could earn it again. Time passed, and there was still energy in the future.
Chapter completed!