Chapter 864 Don't be a hooligan
"This, let's take a break and drink it later." Chen Shao hesitated for a long time with the wine in his hand. Although beer is not easy to get drunk, it can be tight if he drinks too much. If he is vomited, it will not be a good thing.
"Oh, since Classmate Chen can't drink it, then forget it." Zhao Tiezhu interrupted at the right time.
Men cannot be merciful to women, nor can they be merciful to men, nor can they be merciful to your opponent! Chen Shao originally thought that if someone interrupted and beat the situation, he would go down the slope, but he didn't expect that Zhao Tiezhu was the one who made the situation. This made Chen Shao unable to go down the slope. First of all, he couldn't get over the face. He wanted to drink, but now he wanted to be merciful to the other party. He didn't have to stay in school after saying this. Therefore, Chen Shao immediately made up his mind, picked up the bottle of wine and raised his head and drank it, which felt like a hero would never return it once he left.
However, although he wanted to dry the wine in one sip, his stomach capacity was limited. Half of his drinking, Chen Lingshan had already finished drinking the wine, and Chen Shao could not drink the remaining half anyway. The wine in his stomach had already flowed into his throat and could be sprayed out at any time.
"Stop it and drink it later." Chen Shao put down the bottle and focused on the wine in his stomach.
But Zhao Tiezhu obviously didn't want him to have a good time, but Zhao Tiezhu didn't force him to drink, but said to the two women, "I'll tell you a joke."
Both women were stunned. It was time to tell some jokes, but they expected that Zhao Tiezhu would not be aimless, so they nodded.
"This joke is like this. There was a man who went to eat vermicelli. But the store told him that there was no vermicelli. He was very depressed. Just as he was about to leave, he saw a person sitting on the table next to him. There was a bowl of vermicelli in front of the man. But the man didn't do it. The man walked over and asked the man, "Do you eat this vermicelli?" The man shook his head, "Can you give me food?" The man asked, "Is it okay?" The man nodded. The man paid happily and ate the vermicelli. At the end of the meal, he saw a cockroach at the bottom of the bowl, and it was cooked. The man vomited and directly spit the vermicelli into the bowl. The man next to him smiled and said, "I was the same as you just now."
"Ah! Brother Tiezhu, you are so disgusting! After eating, vomiting, and vomiting again, you are not alone!" Li Ling'er's IQ was so high that she guessed Zhao Tiezhu's purpose at once, and she couldn't explain the joke. Chen Lingshan said with a little ugly face, "Brother Tiezhu, this joke is really disgusting."
Just as Zhao Tiezhu was about to say something, he heard a dry retching sound from the side. Then Chen Shao stood up with a ugly face. He didn't expect that Zhao Tiezhu would tell him such a disgusting joke while he was about to vomit. Chen Shao's mind was uncontrollable. The bowl of vermicelli that had been eaten and vomited and eaten appeared in his mind. He felt that the feeling of vomiting was almost like a diaper, and he could no longer control it! He couldn't stand up and ran out.
However, Chen Shao was obviously in a low voice. After just a few steps, his stomach suddenly twitched!
Chen Shao hated that, hated Zhao Tiezhu, Chen Lingshan, and even more hated this luxurious bag. The range of luxury bags is large. If you are a small bag, it will be enough to run out of the door and vomit. However, this luxurious bag is very big, so big that it takes seven or eight seconds to run from Chen Shao to the door!
Finally, after Chen Shao ran a few more steps, he couldn't help it!
vomit!!
Chen Shao's head went forward and spit it out. However, since Chen Shao was a person who was proud of his face, he didn't want others to see him vomiting, so he naturally blocked his mouth with his hands and wanted to block the spit out things in his mouth. However, there was too much beer, and the carbon dioxide in the beer directly caused a fountain-like effect. Chen Shao's hand covering his mouth was not completely closed, and there were still gaps between his fingers, so everyone saw countless liquid objects of various colors gushing out from the gaps between his fingers. The effect was quite shocking.
"Oh, don't vomit before eating!" Zhao Tiezhu didn't let Chen Shao go, and when Chen Shao was about to leave the box, he added a sentence.
"Disgust" Chen Shao had already suppressed his vomiting for a while, and then exploded unstoppable again!
After the door of the private room was closed, Zhao Tiezhu also heard the sound of vomiting coming from outside the room.
"Brother Tiezhu, you are so bad!" Li Ling'er covered her mouth and smiled.
"Tsk, dare to sit in my position, this is the consequence. Alas, a very handsome young man, he insists on spitting all over the sky. It's really a sin." Zhao Tiezhu said regretfully.
"Hehe, who stipulates that you are next to me? Do you want to find a boyfriend in college, otherwise you will waste your life. Are you not giving them a chance?" Li Ling'er asked with her eyebrows raised.
"Oh, I don't think this man is so good at first sight. I'll introduce you some good ones one day." Zhao Tiezhu said seriously.
"Really? How good is it?" Li Ling'er asked.
"It's as good as Fan Jian!"
"Go to death!"
Chen Lingshan looked at Li Ling'er and Zhao Tiezhu joking there, and couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"By the way, Lingshan, thank you just now." Zhao Tiezhu said.
"No need to thank me." Chen Lingshan shook her head, "We are friends, aren't we?"
"Well, what you told me last time, is it okay to ask me to help?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.
"Well, I was just about to tell you that I really need Brother Tiezhu, please help me." Chen Lingshan said.
"What's the matter? Just say it. If you want me to warm your bed, it's OK!" Zhao Tiezhu said magnanimously.
"No need for this." Chen Lingshan's face turned slightly red and she said, "Can Brother Tiezhu go home with me this Saturday?"
"Go home? Are you the Chen family? I don't know where the Chen family is yet!" Zhao Tiezhu said.
"Our home is on the S side, which is far away. If Brother Tiezhu is not available, forget it." Chen Lingshan said.
"When I have time, of course I have time, and I want to see your grandfather too." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.
"Really? Brother Tiezhu, I'll tell you in advance. Maybe you will encounter some trouble after you go!" Chen Lingshan said.
"There is no trouble, how can you ask for help? We have known each other for so long, so I will help you, why are you afraid of?" Zhao Tiezhu said arrogantly.
"Thank you, Brother Tiezhu." Chen Lingshan said happily. Perhaps she was so happy that Chen Lingshan kissed Zhao Tiezhu directly on the side face.
"This, let's come here too, it's just symmetrical." Zhao Tiezhu turned his head and said baba.
"Brother Tiezhu, you are going to my house, I dare not continue like this!" Chen Lingshan said seriously.
"What else?"
Chapter completed!