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Chapter One Hundred and Thirty Oh My God!

"Mr. Feng, there is something on the plane!"

"Damn, what's the matter? I'm scared!"

"I was so scared that I dropped the cigarette on the ground, picked it up and pulled it backwards, and pulled it into my mouth!"

“233333, reverse smoking?”

"It seems like a monkey!"

Hearing the noise, Lin Feng sat up and made a gesture of silence, then gently drilled out from under the wings and looked at the fuselage.

I saw five or six gray-white golden monkeys squatting on the crash, all of which were big and small, yellow and white, and they were staring at Lin Feng intently.

Seeing someone coming out, one of the little monkeys took out a wild fruit from somewhere, threw it at Lin Feng, and smashed it on him.

The next second, when the monkeys saw this, they responded, and kept throwing the things in their hands.

"Damn, the apes are rising?"

"233333, are these monkeys going to revolt?"

"666, very beautiful, Mr. Feng, can you bear this? Go up and fuck it!"

"Uncle can tolerate it, but aunt can't, hahaha!"

"Did you notice? Mr. Feng is quite a monkey, and you can meet monkeys anywhere you go."

Lin Feng looked at the barrage and was a little amused, "I really can't do anything to these dead monkeys. You know, the golden monkey in Shennongjia is a Sichuan golden monkey, a unique species in my country, a first-class protected animal, and a real national treasure! I want to go up and fuck it, and when I go back, someone will definitely come to fuck me..."

"666, is Mr. Feng frustrated?"

“2333333”

"The Great Sage of Monkey King is here to avenge my second junior brother, I'm so laughing to death!"

Lin Feng aimed the drone at the group of little guys and continued to explain: "This crash during World War II is likely to be their base camp. Now I have occupied it, so I feel unhappy and understandable."

When the monkeys saw the drone, they looked sideways, their faces were confused, and they all looked dumbfounded, cute and cute.

"But, there is no big problem. I will let these monkeys move in a good way later."

After saying that, Lin Feng stomped his feet on the ground twice, and at the same time, he made a strange sound and screamed.

“@#¥%%&*”

Seeing this, the monkey group immediately raised their tails, revealing the fiery red chrysanthemums, and fled in all directions.

"Is this the long-lost Lion Roaring Technique?"

“2333333 upstairs”

"Monkey: Who is he? What are he doing? Are he crazy?"

Lin Feng grinned, "The golden monkey is gentle and has no threat to humans. It will not take any extreme attack methods, so generally speaking, there will be no danger."

After driving away the monkey group, Lin Feng went deep into the jungle, picked up some weeds and pine needles, and made a floor in the shelter, laying on it, chatting with the audience one by one.

"Master Feng, do you have a girlfriend? Will your girlfriend kiss you after you eat those things?"

Lin Feng smiled helplessly, "The girlfriend has not yet, so I can only answer you later."

"Master Feng, I'm waiting for you to go back, and have a wave of gatherings of friends! I really want to see you!"

Lin Feng thought about it and replied: "I have thought about this question as well. If everyone is interested, I have no objection."

"Master Feng, let's talk about drones! I really want to buy one!"

...

Just as Lin Feng was answering all kinds of strange questions from his fellow water friends, Paul, who was far away in WL County People's Hospital, was having a video call with Bill, editor-in-chief of the exploration channel "The Extreme Land".

"How is it? Do you feel better?" Bill asked.

Paul's face has returned to normal, "Well, it's not bad, my friend, let me tell you a very unfortunate news. After more than ten days of search, none of our production team survived. All of them encountered unexpected problems and even the bones were not found. This place is really terrifying..."

Bill on the screen took off his glasses, pressed his temples, and said slowly in smooth English: "I heard about this, and the embassy also sent an email to the editorial department. At that time, did you encounter a sandstorm?"

"Yes, a rare sandstorm. In fact, before the sandstorm came, we had already received the news and were about to return the same way, but it was too late..."

Bill nodded, "The upper-level leaders expressed regret for this matter and were pacifying their families. The New York Times also made relevant reports. The popularity of this topic on Twitter has remained high."

"The news from China also reported this incident. Now I think about it and feel a little scared. Do you know? If I hadn't met a Chinese at that time, I wouldn't have been sitting here alive..."

When Bill heard this, he became interested, "What? Chinese?"

"Yes, that's right, his name is Lin Feng, he is an outdoor adventure enthusiast! He is also an outdoor anchor in China, with nearly one million online fans."

Bill was confused when he heard it. He really couldn't combine the words "exploration" and "anchor".

An adventure?

Anchor?

Seeing him confused, Paul continued to explain: "This young man planned a very special program! As a wilderness survival expert, he showed the audience how to survive in the most dangerous and harsh environment on the earth through a live broadcast, thus getting out of danger and successfully returning to a civilized society!"

"Did you know? With the rise of outdoor sports, countless hikers are lost in the wilderness every year. If they don't understand survival skills, they may not be able to hold on for a day!"

This big brother actually borrowed the lines Lin Feng said on the show.

On the other hand, Bill's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he was deeply attracted by this novel live broadcast method!

As a senior professional media person, I still have this intuition.

I have to say that this kind of wilderness survival program is indeed very suitable for live broadcasts on the Internet.

Watching the inmates survive successfully from the wild, the audience in front of the screen will naturally gain a sense of satisfaction and expectation!

The scene is thrilling, and you can also learn a lot of survival knowledge!

FUNK!

Those who can think of this idea are definitely a genius!

Bill reacted from the shock, put on his glasses again, and said, "Hey, man, where can I see this person's live video?"

"Oh, that's a Chinese website called bibibibi. If you are an overseas user, you can use unblock, which seems to have to donate ten dollars. Then you just need to search for 'Wild Survival Lin Feng' in the search bar."

Bill nodded, greeted Paul, immediately turned off the video, opened Gu Ge's web page, and logged into unblock.

After some operation, he charged 10 US dollars and finally found Lin Feng's video, and couldn't wait to watch it!

When he saw Lin Feng eating insects, termites in the wild, scaring away snow leopards, chasing lightning, fighting with hand-to-hand wolves, and so on, he almost fell off the chair!

This is too exciting, right?!

In addition, those extremely thrilling rock climbing and parkour surprised him even more!

This man is simply a devil!

How did he do it?

Oh, my God!

After watching Lin Feng’s three wilderness survival videos, Bill couldn’t calm down for a long time. This young man from China has subverted his cognition and views!

Then, he called Paul and asked him to contact Lin Feng.

Paul said there was no problem, he could leave him a message on Lin Feng’s Weibo.

After hanging up the phone, Bill walked out of his office with confidence, ready to immediately return the matter to the upper-level leaders.

He had already made up his mind. This time, no matter what method he used, he would sign Lin Feng!

And he is preparing to open a separate column for him on the Discovery Channel, the name is: "Man v.s Wild (single-tricking wilderness)!"

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Chapter completed!
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