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Chapter 284 Jade(1/2)

Uchiha Mai took off the package from her back, opened it in front of the three of them, and took out three customized outfits and placed them in front of the three of them. They were three sets of oiran uniforms.

In fact, there is no big difference in style between the oiran suit and the ordinary kimono. It is just that the colors are more colorful and the patterns are more flashy.

But really speaking, ordinary kimonos are not without their bright colors.

The kimonos that Orochimaru, Danzo, Jiraiya and others usually wear are relatively simple in color. The kimono that Mai Uchiha usually wears is no less colorful than the oiran uniform.

With good looks, you won’t look ugly no matter what you wear.

The Oiran uniforms that Mai Uchiha customized for the three of them were specially customized according to the costumes in the GARNiDELiA trio's performance MV.

With random flowers on a black base, a slightly shorter skirt, and a pair of tolerant shorts, it won't look too frivolous, but will look very energetic.

"Sbarasi!"

Kushina picked up the clothes in front of her, opened her eyes and looked at them, the more she liked them, she couldn't help but admire them.

"Where is Sbarasi here?"

Tsunade crossed her arms, glanced at the costume in Kushina's hand, and complained: "The color is too bright.

The flower is in full bloom, like a male peacock entering estrus and eager to spread its tail to attract the opposite sex.

Only an ignorant kid who has just entered puberty would like such fancy clothes."

Tsunade meant something and accidentally revealed her true age.

Young people prefer more ostentatious clothing to show their uniqueness, but Tsunade is obviously past this age.

Uchiha Mai is wearing flashy clothes, so there is really nothing she can do about it.

If you don't attract attention and don't show your difference and expert style, how can you be fashionable?

"Well, Tsunade-senpai, you can't say that."

Kushina took another look at the performance costumes and compared them. She was very happy and opened her mouth to defend Mai Uchiha.

"After all, we are going to perform at the Spring Festival Festival tomorrow night, so the costumes will naturally be more exaggerated and flashy than usual.

In this way, we can become the focus of the audience from the very beginning and bring better performance effects to the game.”

"That's right." Uchiha Mai agreed.

Performance costumes are naturally a bit exaggerated. In previous lives, when major stars held concerts, they wore more exaggerated costumes than usual.

Because it's a special occasion, it won't look weird.

"Tsunade-senpai, where is your bedroom? I want to change into this outfit immediately.

I believe the effect will be better if you practice wearing such beautiful clothes."

Kushina couldn't wait any longer and looked eager to give it a try.

"Enter the door and turn right, it's my bedroom.

It's a little messy because there's no one to clean it up, but it doesn't matter if you just change your clothes." Tsunade pointed out a direction to Kushina.

"I'm going to change clothes, wait for me for a few minutes!"

Kushina winked and ran into Tsunade's bedroom holding her clothes.

"Kid, I'm warning you, don't try to peek." Tsunade crossed her arms across her chest to monitor Uchiha Mai, and warned the latter coldly.

"Ah."

Mai Uchiha sneered and said disdainfully: "Who do you think I am, Mai Uchiha? How could I do such a shameless thing as peeking at someone?"

"That's hard to say."

Tsunade lowered her gaze, taking a subtle glance at Mai Uchiha's waist and abdomen, and mocked: "Young and careless brats are always full of fantasies about the opposite sex.

You must have had some kind of reaction just now, do you really think I can't see it? I'm a Sannin."

I feel a little embarrassed, Uchiha Mai, I thought she hid it well.

However, a true warrior has to face the embarrassment head on.

"So what if I had some kind of reaction? That only proves that I am a healthy young man.

The biggest difference between humans and beasts is that they know how to exercise restraint and have a set of moral standards based on society. There is no Uchiha in Konoha who is more ethical than me.

Sister Kushina, in a sense, she is my master’s wife, how could I possibly have thoughts about my own master’s wife?”

"Tired of Wadokana!"

Tsunade flicked her finger, still not trusting Uchiha Mai's character, and said: "Knowing that it is against morality, but in order to experience the pleasure of being unethical, she will still do some unethical things.

Does such a person exist?

Maybe you are this kind of person."

Um???

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"Where did you hear such weird stuff?"

"I read it in a novel."

Tsunade took out a book from her pocket and held a corner of it to show the cover. The title of the book is "The Penalyard of Love" and the author is Toad Senso Taoist.

"Isn't this a novel written by Jiraiya? Can the content in this kind of book be believed?" Mai Uchiha complained.

I have seen many of Jiraiya's works about Mai Uchiha, and I have to say that this guy still has something.

Among Jiraiya's early works, "The Legend of the Perseverant Ninja" is the most classic. The writing style is very upright, hard work, hard work, and never giving up are the main themes of his works.

Judging from the work, Jiraiya tried to transform about seven or eight years ago, just after the Second Ninja War.

He abandoned his old friends and began to try a more indulgent, crazy, and forbidden writing style, which was generally similar to Junichi Watanabe and Yukio Mishima in his previous life.

After trying to transform, Jiraiya not only improved his literary attainments, but the sales of his works also experienced explosive growth. Now Jiraiya can be ranked high among writers in the entire ninja world.

And that book "The Penal Colony of Love" was written by Jiraiya four or five years ago, and its style is already somewhat beyond words.

"Are you trying to slander Jiraiya's character?" he asked rhetorically.

"You don't need me to slander Jiraiya-san's character, right?

I don't know if you have been to the hot spring hotel at the west end of the village. There is a sign at the door of the hotel saying "Jiraiya and dogs are not allowed".

Even though Jiraiya-san hasn't been back to Konoha for almost two years, the hotel owner still hasn't removed the sign."

"That's true." Tsunade nodded slightly in agreement.

Jiraiya's character is recognized by many women in Konoha, and there is no need to slander him at all.

"But Jiraiya-sama is a famous writer after all.

He shouldn’t make up nonsense in his works, right?”

The Uchiha bitch lady who had been silent all this time asked, it was obvious that she had a relatively high respect for the writer industry.

"The writer's profession is the least trustworthy."

Uchiha Mai continued to complain and directly fired the map cannon: "These people, for the sake of art and sales in their minds, will make up anything.

You can only believe half of what they say at most, because art is always processed."

I am not targeting anyone, I am saying that all literary and artistic workers are not worthy of trust.

"Really?" Tsunade, Jiang Xin, Jiang Yi.

"Yes." Uchiha Mai nodded with absolute conviction.

How could I have any evil intentions?

"Besides, even if I wanted to peek, I wouldn't peek in front of you, Sister Tsunade, right?

You are just staring at me, how can I peek?"

Uchiha Mai spread her hands with an innocent expression.

Tsunade threw the novel aside and sneered: "You think I don't know the power of your Sharingan?

The mutated Sharingan has spread throughout the ninja world like crazy."

"Then if you say that, the entire Hyuga clan is a vile person."

The two of them talked to each other, and a few minutes passed quickly, and there was a rustling of footsteps in the room.

"Tsunade-senpai, sister Masami, look at how beautiful I am?" Kushina ran out of Tsunade's bedroom after changing her clothes.

Masami is Uchiha Masami, the little bitch lady finally has her own name.

"Da da……"

Kushina was wearing an oiran uniform and shorts, and walked around in front of the three of them a few times with her sandals on, and her sandals made a crisp sound when they landed on the ground.

"Mark special no."

Uchiha Mai gave a thumbs up and replied in the affirmative: "Sister Kushina, you should be more confident. The sentence "Am I beautiful" should be said in a declarative tone.

I believe that if Minato-sensei were here, he would immediately kneel down and propose to you."
To be continued...
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