Chapter 5 Addicted to Fragrance Can't Extricate Oneself
When He Sisi thought that he had been holding Lu You just now, the smell he sniffed was his fart, and he even said something like "I want it" and he was going crazy.
He put him aside casually, and the girl kept retching while pinching her neck with both hands, making her already red face even more red.
"He Sisi! What's your name on it!"
Mother He, who was picking vegetables and watching TV in the living room downstairs, was also startled, looked up and yelled back.
Hearing my mother's roar, He Sisi was shocked, remembering the terrifying memories of being dominated by her mother, and quickly replied: "Mom! I, my elf egg has hatched!"
Mother He was a little surprised and asked in surprise: "Ah?! The stone lump you bought at the street stall at the entrance of the village really hatched the elves?!
Sisi, come down quickly and let me see what kind of elves hatched!"
After listening to the whole process, Lu You's face was full of dark lines, and he could make up for it.
When he was still an egg, he could not hatch for a long time, so he was considered to be just a stone that looked like an elf egg, and could only be sold in street stalls, and it was the kind that could not be sold even if it was sold.
It was not until He Sisi, a fool, or someone who was destined to buy him back, and there was a green stone slab in her house that he could hatch it smoothly.
It can be said that they are still very destined to be together.
"Xiao Lu, come on, I'll take you down to show your mother! She will definitely like you very much!"
He Sisi still has strong self-regulation ability.
After this interruption, she had figured it out.
Anyway, no one except Lu You knew that she was addicted to the smell of her elves' farts just now and that smell was really fragrant!
Even if it was a fart, she recognized it.
After all, her elves are so cute and handsome, and it is normal for farts to be fragrant. Moreover, the elves are different from humans. How can elves' farts be called?
Lu You didn't know what she was thinking, otherwise she would have rolled on the ground with a smile, jumped on He Sisi's hands and asked her to hold her downstairs.
"Let me see!"
Hearing her down the stairs.
Mother He threw the vegetables he picked aside and greeted them with curiosity on her face. When she saw Lu You, her eyes lit up and shouted in surprise: "Ah?! What a cute and beautiful elf!"
He snatched it from He Sisi and rubbed it with his face.
He's mother is very young, and she should be in her thirties at most, but she looks like a young and beautiful girl in her twenties, with a bunch of long hair tied around her shoulders, which has a very smart temperament.
Looking at his wife who was more beautiful than the green He Sisi, Lu You put it on her heart and said, "Madam, I can (Miaomiaomiaomiaomiaomiao)!"
"Ah! He likes me very much too! So cute!"
"By the way, Sisi, have you changed his name for him?"
He grabbed Lu Youai and played with her hands for a while before his wife raised her head and asked.
At this time, she seemed to realize that her daughter was in a bad condition and asked quickly: "Si Si, what's wrong with you? Why is her whole body red like a cooked duck?!"
"Hehe, his name is Xiaolu!"
He Sisi touched her head embarrassedly.
"Little Green?"
"Well, it sounds pretty good too!" The lady nodded, then came to her senses and cursed: "No, you idiot must have secretly drunk Xiaolu's milk, right?
When buying milk, didn’t the boss remind you not to drink it randomly?!”
"I just drank a little!"
"A little bit?! Honestly! How much did you drink?!"
"Just, just one bottle."
"A bottle?!"
The wife was so angry that her chest was undulating and said angrily: "Why don't you drink more! Take Xiaolu to exercise! You won't be able to come back if you haven't run enough for a hundred laps today!"
He Sisi's eyes lit up and she asked happily: "Can you drink it again?"
"No!"
The wife was so angry that she raised her hand and patted her head, and told Lu You: "Xiao Lu, please help me watch her later!"
With the support of his wife, Lu You immediately turned over and straightened his waist with his head held high and his chest straightened, nodding seriously and agreed, "Okay, madam (Miaomiaomiao)!"
"Just go!"
He Sisi flattened her mouth and knew that her condition was a bit bad. She obediently turned around to pack up her things, and soon came down with a small backpack with a light yellow pattern printed on Pikachu.
"Xiao Lu, we're leaving!"
He Sisi took his elf back from his mother's hand and gently placed Lu You on his shoulder. He was excited to go out.
Unexpectedly, just a few steps away, she turned into the alley next to her, and then sneakily took out a bottle of mooing milk from her backpack like an underground party gangster.
"Xiao Lu, you just drank milk to release the fragrance? Well, I'll give you this bottle of milk. Can you give me a little more? My head is so dizzy. Without that fragrance, I can't stand it."
Looking at the other party's smoky face and pitiful eyes, Lu You sighed, hugged the milk bottle with one hand and sucked it with a straw, while raising his hand again to stimulate the energy of the grass system, so that a light blue flower with a fresh fragrance would grow on the grass ring.
The girl who was originally ready to smell him was stunned for a moment.
After recovering some consciousness under the fresh aroma treatment, she said in surprise: "Huh?! It turns out that this smell is not what Xiao Lu is fartful?"
"Ah! It smells so good! I feel like I'm addicted!"
He Sisi leaned over to his elves with an intoxicated look on his face.
Lu You looked disgusted, and always felt that he had raised a purebred husky.
Perhaps this behavior is too suspicious. When a passerby passed by the alley, he couldn't help but shouted to this side: "Hey! Who is doing what he is here?!"
He Sisi was startled and quickly turned around and waved her hand and explained: "I, I'm not doing anything!"
"Oh, it's Sisi you!"
The kind passerby was a neighbor who lived nearby. When he recognized her, he reminded him: "What are you doing sneakily there? I thought it was a suspect!"
"I, I, I'll leave first!"
He Sisi didn't know how to explain, so she could only wave her hand and run away.
The neighbor looked at her jumping back and shook his head and sighed: "Oh, this child is in the third year of junior high school, and he is still so eccentric!"
"Huh, I'm scared!"
He Sisi ran on the bus all the way before sitting down and patting her chest and breathing heavily.
Chapter completed!