"Chen Xu, Chen Xi..." Liu Che sat down with a golden sword, and said to his two brothers-in-law in a pleasant manner: "Don't worry, I let you go to Xinhua to enjoy happiness..."

After Chen Xu and Chen Xi heard this, although they were only submissive and called His Majesty the Holy Spirit, they felt bad in their hearts.`

Enjoy?

For brothers Chen Xu who were born and raised in the gentle town of Chang'an.

Not to mention the remote and cold Xinhua.

Even Handan is a rural place.

Even Luoyang, which is said to be the richest in the world, is just a larger town.

For specific ways of thinking, you can refer to the psychology of some magical aunts in later generations. In the minds of these magical aunts, in addition to the magical city, they are also the imperial capital and other places...

Therefore, there were hundreds of feudal princes in the Han family, and their feudal kingdoms spread all over the country, but 70% of the feudal princes were unwilling to return to their feudal kingdoms to become local emperors, and would rather stay in Chang'an and serve as a background.

For Brother Chen Xu, this place, Xinhua, is simply hell.

They simply can't imagine that in such a place where there are no fighting cocks and lackeys, no Bo slaves, no spoiled wives and concubines, and all kinds of extravagant enjoyment in Chang'an, and where supplies are extremely scarce, it is very likely that not even a slightly normal girl can be found.

Yi Di is a place with muscular men, how should these two brothers survive!

This is like, in the future, you will throw two Internet-addicted teenagers into the countryside of the northwest, where there is no ii, no Internet, not even a telephone pole, and they are still burning charcoal fires.

Look at these two teenagers, what kind of reaction would they have?

Inevitably, he will start to behave like a rogue, even cry for his parents, use all methods and methods, and he is not willing to die!

Brothers Chen Xu and Chen Xi have such a mentality now.

Although they knew that they were no better than the emperor's brother-in-law, mother and grandmother.

But I can still think of something.

The worst case scenario is self-mutilation...

It’s not like there were no people in Guanzhong Liehouli who had done something weird like mutilating themselves to prevent being kicked out of Chang’an by the imperial court.

But Liu Che's next words made the two brothers' hearts beat loudly.

"Why? Because, first of all, Xinhua does not have a court official or a censor!" Liu Che said with a smile: "And there is no prime minister!"

Chen Xu and Chen Xi's eyes suddenly widened.

You have to ask who the dandies in Guanzhong hate the most?

There is no doubt. There is no doubt that they are the three Tingwei, the Yushi doctor and the prime minister who have nothing to do after they are full and like to take care of things everywhere.

That dandy has never had the experience of being called over to drink tea and have a heart-to-heart talk?

Even guys with strong backers like the Chen Xu brothers would never be willing to try this kind of experience over and over again.

The reason is very simple. Tingwei, imperial censors, and prime ministers all have the ability and power to torture them to the point of death.

This is like the next generation, no matter how awesome the second generation is, if they are called to chat by the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection, their skin will peel off even if they die.

Therefore, the days of the dandies in Chang'an are actually very difficult.`

You have to be careful even when driving, and usually you drive like a gentleman only know how to get laid. You are even more cautious, for fear that someone will hear the news and get stabbed in front of the court captain or something, and that will be the end of it.

In the past few decades, the court officials, imperial officials and prime ministers of the Han Dynasty were the sword of Duskmo hanging over the heads of the dandies.

Let them only dare to play on the sidelines at most.

Don't dare to be too presumptuous.

The Tingwei, imperial censors, and prime ministers also used the deaths and heads of dozens of princes to prove their authority.

Chen Xu and Chen Xi looked at each other.

Xinhua indeed does not have these three annoying guys!

Even the officials working in these three yamen would not travel that far.

That is to say...

After going to Xinhua, their brothers can fly freely in the sea and the sky. They can play whatever they want!

The only question is, what fun can there be over there in Xinhua!

This is just like an Internet-addicted teenager. Without the Internet and games, even if you are where they want to go. If you put a row of bikini girls, people will think that the pattern is too crude and completely unattractive.

Liu Che seemed to know what they were thinking, so he said with a smile: "Secondly, I will give the two beloved ladies the right to make a cheap decision!"

Liu Che asked Wang Dao to bring out the map of Xinhua County that had just been drawn.

Liu Che looked at the map. His face was a little embarrassed. It was true that this map was open to new territories and there was really no lower limit.

Back then, Beiyang had circled around the South China Sea. This time when the Han Dynasty opened its borders, they even drew lines on the earth with their eyes closed. Regardless of whether it was reasonable or not, they first brought in the places.

Therefore, the map presented in front of you is not only that the geographical common sense is ridiculously wrong, but also the lines are so accurate that almost half of Xinhua County is included. Now, there are not even half Han people. Even these lines draw

There is a big question mark as to whether there are 6 places or not.

However, such details are simply insignificant issues for imperialism.

Liu Che pointed to the huge Xinhua County area on the map and said: "I will give the two beloved ministers five years, no matter what means or method they use, who will open up the territory marked on the map?

Whoever has the most, I will give a 'Death Redemption Order'!"

"Those who hold this order, except for unforgivable crimes such as treason and adultery, can atone for their death no matter what crime they commit!"

For teenagers who are addicted to the Internet, being able to play 1o1 without any worries or restrictions is probably a paradise.

And for the dandy, if you can be unscrupulous and do whatever you want without having to worry about being called over by Ting Wei to drink tea and talk about life, this is also paradise!

Moreover, the conditions given by Liu Che were ‘cheap decisions’ and ‘regardless of means’.

This made Chen Xu and Chen Yu feel their adrenaline secretion speeding up and their blood boiling.

The good-for-nothings among the princes must be dandies, but the dandies are not good-for-nothings.

They are domineering and unscrupulous, and even repeatedly challenge the bottom line of social morality and order. In fact, this is not what they want.

But they think it's very majestic and high-ranking.`

It's just like the students of the Chinese Dynasty in a certain period of time. They like to set up the Thirteen Eagles or Thirteen Taibos. They have tattoos on their hands and holes in their ears. They are young and Dangerous. Brothers who open their mouths and brothers who keep their mouths shut.

Take pride in being in trouble and being feared.

Do they really like and approve of this?

I'm afraid most people just think that they have a high profile, attract attention, win over girls, and show off their authority.

The same principle applies to the Dandy and the Demon King.

For the Chen Xu brothers, being in the spotlight and being in style are the most important things.

Therefore, after hearing this, the two brothers were already excited.

Liu Che struck while the iron was hot and continued: "In addition, I also plan to hand over the bonding task of Wu Heng and Xianbei, the two Yi and Di tribes, to the two beloved queens. The two beloved queens can each choose one, or draw lots..."

Brother Chen Xu's eyes suddenly lit up.

This seems like a very exciting task!

Determining the fate of a country, and even controlling the life and death of its entire clan, this is the golden finger that countless dandies dream of.

Compared with this, in Chang'an, competing for wealth with other princes and nephews is simply too inferior!

Playing with women and teasing maids is completely unsatisfactory.

So the two brothers did not hesitate and immediately kowtowed and said: "Your Majesty, I am so kind to you. I am waiting for you!"

It doesn’t matter whether you have the ability or not, just give it a try first.

Anyway, their surname is Chen. They have a grandmother who is the Queen Mother and a brother-in-law who is the emperor. Even if the sky falls, there is someone tall enough to hold them up.

Liu Che looked at the two brothers with eyes a bit like a scientist looking at the mice in his laboratory.

A guinea pig or something.

It has never been the point. The point is the relevant data of the experiment.

For Liu Che, what will happen if the Chen Xu brothers go to Xinhua is not the point.

The point is, what decisions and choices they will make.

This is a good window to observe the status of the feudal princes in the future Han Dynasty colonies.

As for Wuheng and Xianbei?

No matter whether the Chen Xu brothers regained them or turned these two tribes into enemies of the Han Dynasty.

None of it matters.

Take them back and turn them into lackeys. Of course that's good.

But it would be good to force them to rebel.

Liu Che was worried that he didn't have a place to train his troops and sharpen his sword!

In the Far East, a corner of the edge of the world, far away from the main stage, conducting a live-fire exercise similar to the Battle of Two Mountains will help the Han army identify and solve problems.
To be continued...