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Fanwaiyi for fans who don't have a monthly pass

Cao Zheng was fishing in his rental house every day when he suddenly received a message on his phone.

--Ding

{Dear No. 1 player in the rankings [Jianguo], in view of your outstanding contribution to this game, a single-player copy is now open to you.}

{Game Copy: Becoming an Immortal}

{Game mission: Eat 1,000 water jade}

{Open time: after 1 hour}

{Entry method: automatic entry}

{Note: Single-player copies will receive large rewards, please be sure to pay attention}

"What the hell is a single-player dungeon?" Cao Zheng suddenly became more energetic and thought over and over about the information that might be hidden in the announcement.

I have changed the mythical story into a mess, so it stands to reason that if any good thing happens, it will not be my turn.

Cao Zhengde's eyes became sharp.

I contacted some familiar players, but none of them received this plot invitation. It was as if this mythical game felt that it was living too well, and tried every means to add bricks and tiles to the middle of the highway of his life.

"Becoming an immortal...sounds very interesting." Cao Zheng knew that he couldn't resist the mythical game, so he might as well enjoy it in another way.

If you think about it differently, what if you really become a god?

{The plot begins}

{Task: Eat 1000 water jade (0/10000)}

{Note 1: Water jade is an in-game prop, only 1 is provided in this plot, players are asked to find the rest by themselves}

{Note 2: Players who die midway will be deemed to have failed the game, and 1 point of gene level will be automatically deducted}

{Note 3: When the player level becomes below 0, the player will die in the real world}

{Please stay tuned}

As soon as the scene flashed, Cao Zheng was standing in a strange house, his clothes changed into a patterned gown, and his hair hung down to his waist.

Cao Zheng was shocked and quickly grabbed the bronze mirror on the table to confirm that his appearance had not been changed.

"Fortunately, my body is that of a man. Why does this damn game always like to give me surprises?" Cao Zheng felt that these pants were very uncomfortable, and the rough cloth rubbed against his balls.

——Dong dong dong

The wooden door was banged loudly, and a man's voice came from outside.

"Master! It's time to pray for rain! If you successfully pray for rain, you will be the royal rainmaster of this country!" The voice of the man outside the door was a little impatient, and he seemed to have silently decided that Cao Zheng was a liar.

"What the hell?!" Cao Zheng knew that he was being inserted into someone else's story again.

The problem is, I don’t know the cause and effect at all, and I don’t understand what praying for rain is!

Fortunately, I have a plug-in.

【Simulation starts】

[You are a rain master who came here from Kunlun Mountain, and you are very interested in becoming an immortal. I heard that jade is abundant here, so you decided to rely on your own skills to settle down here. 】

[Today is the time to test your strength. There are people outside the door waiting for you to go to the altar. You decide...]

[Option 1: Tell him to get lost]

[Option 2: Go to the altar to pray for rain]

Cao Zheng quickly chose option two.

If this body itself can pray for rain, the simulator will definitely describe the method of praying for rain clearly, and then you will be fine.

[You went to the altar and did not recall the method of praying for rain. (Hey, are you stupid?)]

【There is no rain today, so you will be busy working on the altar all afternoon.】

[The emperor was so angry that he cut off your head and offered it to heaven, and then it rained heavily.]

[End of simulation]

[Get: 1 water jade]

Cao Zheng quickly clicked Reset and chose option one again.

If you can get 10,000 water jade in this way, and you can just swallow them all and leave, who will be here to play house with them?

【……】

[The emperor was so angry that he cut off your head and offered it to heaven, and then it rained heavily.]

[End of simulation]

[Obtained: None (Don’t be too greedy)]

Cao Zheng didn't expect that the simulator would do this, so he had to let himself dance on the altar like a clown?

He suddenly thought that it started to rain after his head was cut off. Does this mean...

[You loudly reprimanded him for interrupting your Qing Dynasty and told him it was not time to pray for rain yet.]

[Early the next morning, you rush to the altar to perform the ritual. The sky is covered with dark clouds and it rains heavily.]

【You have successfully become the rain master of this country.】

The corner of Cao Zheng's mouth twitched, and he probably understood how he was going to cheat.

The simulator can deduce today's weather, it only needs to be simulated during the day.

If it's going to rain, I'll go and have some fun. If it doesn't rain, I'll say it's not a good day to pray for rain.

"I'm such a genius!"

[Praying for rain for many days, a girl comes to your door. She wants to become your teacher. You decide...]

"Agree! Come! Anyone can come!" Cao Zheng made a decision before the simulator showed the options.

Beautiful apprentice? It’s exciting just thinking about it.

[Your disciple wants to cultivate immortality with you, and she imitates your cultivation method in every way.]

"Do I have a way to practice? Does practicing Turtle Breathing Technique on the bed count?"

[You take 10,000 water jade to complete the mission.]

[Before leaving, the female apprentice’s father broke your legs.]

——Ending: a father’s anger——

[Rating: b]

[Reward: Height increased by 1 cm]

[The simulator enters cooling down...]

[Next deduction time: 12h]

[The plot officially begins]

"Hiss——" Cao Zheng took a breath, this female apprentice couldn't handle it!

——Dong dong dong

The man outside the door was a little impatient.

"Go away! You're disturbing my practice! Come to me again tomorrow!" Cao Zheng was already in a bad mood.

, shouted towards the door.

Hearing this reply, the man outside the door was stunned for a moment and turned to leave, "As expected of the future immortal, he has a temper!"

Because of Cao Zheng's attitude, he felt that Cao Zheng no longer looked like a liar.

Hearing that there was no movement outside the door, Cao Zheng breathed a sigh of relief and held a blue crystal the size of a melon seed in his hand. That was the water jade given by the simulator.

"Is this thing really edible?" He closed his eyes and threw it into his mouth.

The water jade disappeared from his throat, and it seemed that it was not really taken into his mouth.

{Shui Yu Progress: (1/10000)}

Cao Zheng breathed a sigh of relief. He only needed to collect 9999 water jade to pass the level.

——

The next day, Cao Zheng stood on the high altar, waving a bronze sword and vaguely singing the Doraemon opening song.

You have to sing, otherwise it would be unprofessional.

Feeling that the wind was getting stronger, Cao Zheng put away his bronze sword, grabbed the pear on the table that he was longing for, and took a bite.

"Call off and eat fruit, it will rain soon!"

The people under the altar were stunned for a moment. The strong man holding a machete on the side was already thinking about how to chop off Cao Zheng's head.

How can a person like Cao Zheng, who disrespects heaven and earth, possibly pray for rain...

——Crash

The clear sky was suddenly covered with dark clouds, and a heavy rain fell instantly.

"He is indeed an immortal. Every word and deed contains the general trend of heaven." The strong man praised.

With the heavy rain, Cao Zheng was chewing pears, but what he was thinking about was how to get rid of his female apprentice.

But there is a saying, uncultivated fruits are indeed not delicious.

After the heavy rain, Cao Zheng returned to his room in a daze and put on clean clothes.

A middle-aged man who claimed to be emperor met him and asked him what reward he wanted.

Cao Zheng had no pursuits, he just wanted to complete the game tasks quickly. So he said he wanted water jade, but he wanted nothing but water jade.

The emperor secretly exclaimed: Is this the appearance of an immortal? He has no interest in mundane things.

It is true that these primitive people can't come up with anything good. If they can have one or two pieces of nugget gold, Cao Zheng can still reluctantly take it in his pocket.

He had a good sleep, and his happy mood lasted until he found a young woman kneeling at his door.

"Who are you?" Cao Zheng asked with a frown.

"I am the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven."

"Tch, I'm still the grandfather of the Emperor of Heaven." Cao Zheng snorted coldly.

"What do you want from me? I told you that no one can disturb me."

"I want to worship you as my teacher and explore the road to immortality." The girl pressed her forehead tightly to the ground, as if she would never get up unless Cao Zheng promised her.

"Let's talk, let's get up first." Cao Zheng quickly pulled her arm.

It will be troublesome if you are seen by passers-by.

"I won't, please promise me first!" the girl lowered her head and said.

Cao Zheng was really scared. If the angry father saw his daughter kneeling to him, it might not just be a broken leg.

——Wait a minute?! She is not really the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven, is she?

Cao Zheng began to sweat on his back. He seemed to have forgotten to simulate the consequences of rejecting her.

"Get up, I promise you."

The girl was overjoyed, stood up, smiled at Cao Zheng, and called sweetly: "Master."

"Well..." Cao Zheng looked a little listless.

"Master, are you moved by my sincerity?" the girl asked happily.

"Roughly the same."

In fact, Cao Zheng wanted to say that it was your father who impressed me. He could not only beat my legs, but also chop off my head.

"I can't teach you much, just stay with me and experience it for yourself. Also, never mention today's apprenticeship!" Cao Zheng repeatedly warned.

His idea is also very simple, just fool this little beauty, collect Qi Shuiyu by himself, then he can pat his butt and leave, and he won't project anything strange in the real world.

If Shinhwa Games knew that they would not change the plot, they would definitely smile with relief.

The plot for the next period of time is that Cao Zheng uses a simulator to deduce the weather, and if he successfully prays for rain, he will be rewarded with dozens of water jade. But the female apprentice's side is even simpler, Cao Zheng just reads the Tao Te Ching and gets fooled.

"Master, I don't understand..."

"If you don't understand, it means you are practicing very successfully. Keep working hard!"

Everything seemed to be going well until one day——

"Master, are you eating water jade? Can this thing make you an immortal?" the girl asked curiously.

Cao Zheng's hand trembled, and the water jade fell to the ground with a "pat-ta-ta-ta" sound.

"You can't become an immortal! This is my personal hobby! Children don't want to learn it!" Cao Zheng explained quickly.

If this is enough to let the girl learn to eat pebbles, the Emperor of Heaven will probably scatter all her ashes.

"Oh..." the girl responded, still keeping Shuiyu's appearance firmly in her heart.

——Master said that sometimes your own judgment is more important.

A few days later, Cao Zheng felt that the emperor's rewards were getting less and less. According to this situation, it would have to wait until the end of the year of the monkey to collect 10,000 pieces?

"Is that all for today?" Cao Zheng asked as he took the cloth bag handed over by his apprentice.

Today's reward is only a dozen, one-fifth of the usual number.

"Yes, Master, there is not much water left in jade." The girl explained seriously.

"That won't work...if it's not enough for ten thousand..." Cao Zheng couldn't help but think about it.

"Master, I know there is a secret place with a lot of water jade." The girl rolled her eyes and said proudly.

"Where?

Tell me quickly." Cao Zheng became interested instantly.

If I can gather a certain amount of water jade, I can say goodbye to this tiring plot today and avoid the trouble of short legs.

I have always played games by myself before, and I have never had this kind of experience coaxing children to play.

Especially the children’s parents are always plotting against them.

"No, that place is too complicated, so I can only take you there." The girl said slyly.

"Okay... okay, let's go now." Cao Zheng threw the last jade into his mouth and stood up and said.

As long as she completes the task on the spot, who cares what her apprentice does? The most she can do is to clear away the dangers along the way. It won't be a problem for her to come back on her own.

The wilderness period was indeed full of dangers, and monsters and monsters stood on the road the two of them must pass, all thinking of swallowing them up.

Naturally, Cao Zheng didn't get used to them, so he simply destroyed the world with thunder and slapped one by one.

——Click

——Click

——Click

He is not good at praying for rain, but he is professional at discharging electricity.

The girl's eyes were full of admiration. It was the first time that he knew that his master was so powerful, as if he was a god in the sky.

At the same time, her yearning for immortals also intensified.

"Master, is this an immortal?" the girl couldn't help but ask.

Cao Zheng still couldn't help but show off in front of beauties, especially beauties who would call him master.

"That's right, your master and I are still half a step away from becoming an immortal. As the saying goes, once a golden elixir is swallowed, my fate is determined by God. Ha...ha...ha."

Cao Zheng himself felt a little sick.

But his apprentice only thought the master was very handsome.

"Master, the water jade mine is right ahead, let's go there quickly!" the girl said, pointing to a hill glowing with blue light.

Cao Zheng took a deep breath and looked at his apprentice, "Who did you hear about this place? You can never discover this place."

"That's what I said." A familiar figure appeared in the bushes not far away. It was the guard who knocked on Cao Zheng's door on the first day.

"Shuiyu, it turns out that you can become an immortal by taking Shuiyu! Hahaha, so I am destined to be an immortal too!" The guard's face gradually became distorted.

Cao Zheng protected his apprentice behind him, "How dare you appear in front of me like this?"

"I admit that I can't beat you, but you can't catch me either. Tell me the secret of cultivating immortals, or I will go back and report to the emperor!" the guard threatened with glaring eyes.

Cao Zheng was too lazy to talk nonsense to him. He pointed to the jade mine nearby and said, "Eat ten thousand of them and you will become an immortal."

If the guard really went back to complain, his apprentice's butt might be spanked into eight pieces, right?

"You didn't lie to me?" the guard asked warily.

"Believe it or not."

Cao Zheng walked to the water jade mine and picked it up. The water jade here was enough for him to return to the real world.

Just as the guard was about to speak, a ball of flames spurted out from his back, instantly turning him into a humanoid piece of charcoal.

The girl was a little nervous and squeezed Cao Zheng's big hand.

A man stepped on the flames. His bronze body contained huge energy, and every step he took made the earth tremble.

"Master Rain, tell me, why did you bring my daughter here?" the man asked angrily.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Cao Zheng opened his mouth, lowered his head in embarrassment and asked his apprentice: "Your father, is he called Emperor Yan?"

"Yes, Master, you should know."

Cao Zheng gently put down his apprentice's little hand and stuffed the water jade into his mouth.

"you dare!"

Emperor Yan did not expect that Cao Zheng would dare to resist. With a wave of his hand, a palm-shaped flaming handprint was instantly formed and pushed towards Cao Zheng.

"No! Father!" The girl felt that her father was unreasonable, but she also knew that his father had always been so domineering.

The flying speed of this big hand seal was really slow. Cao Zheng thought that he could easily avoid it. But when he turned to look at his apprentice, it seemed that she couldn't!

This game does not have the function of avoiding injuries to teammates, and I cannot escape with my apprentice.

Thinking of this, Cao Zheng was heartbroken, stuffed all the water jade into his mouth, and pushed hard on his apprentice's arm.

"Apprentice, I will teach you the last lesson. There may be someone in the world who loves you more than your father."

The girl stumbled and lay on the ground. The big flame handprint greeted Cao Zheng, and his water jade also fell into his mouth at this time.

--call

Cao Zheng struggled in the flames and raised his middle finger tremblingly towards Emperor Yan.

{End of plot}

{Rating:s+}

{World Ranking:1}

{Gene Level: +1}

{Players can stay in this plot for 24 hours, and are allowed to return directly in the middle}

"What a bullshit stop, take me back quickly!"

——Shua

Cao Zheng disappeared on the spot without leaving a speck of dust.

"Master!" The girl struggled to crawl to the place where Cao Zheng had just stood, only to find a burnt black jade.

She ignored the terrifying temperature coming from above and held it firmly in her palm, even though it smelled like burnt food.

——

Cao Zheng lay on the bed again, and the burning pain disappeared the moment he returned to the real world. It seemed that the mythical game was still giving him face.

--Ding

{Rewards will be distributed with a delay, so stay tuned}

"I'm looking forward to a hammer! Just lie to me!" Cao Zheng threw his phone aside angrily, not seeing the short text that popped up next from the mythical game.
Chapter completed!
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