——Click

Cao Zheng had never touched such a good thing before, so he simply loaded the rifle in his hand and fired a "sudden" shot into the sky.

He didn't look like he was here for revenge, and with the black mask on his face, he looked more like a bank robber.

Cao Zheng forgot one thing. There was a hole dug by Ying Long above his head. The bullets knocked down the dust and rained down on the heads of Cao Zheng and Bi Fang.

Bi Fang turned around helplessly and glared at Cao Zheng, feeling that he was just like a pig teammate who was responsible for making jokes.

——Click, click

The crowd on the opposite side made way, and a tall, thin man wearing wooden clogs stepped forward. At this time, he kept tapping his tiger's mouth with the white folding fan in his hand.

"Isn't this Master Bifang? How come you came in person and didn't even hear a word?"

"Jieye, are you so brave that you dare to attack my car?" Bifang spoke to him in a tone that was not polite at all.

"Is there such a thing?" Yuno looked very shocked, and a subordinate came over and said something in his ear.

Bi Fang raised the gun temporarily, she wanted to hear what else this guy wanted to explain.

"There is another person who attacked you. He is hiding in the base now. How about I take him out and give it to you to deal with?" Yuno raised his head and asked with a smile.

"Oh, so that's it. How can I be sure that the person you brought out is the murderer?" Bi Fang was also very angry and didn't seem to want to end the matter here.

Yuno seemed to have guessed this situation a long time ago. He shook his fan and asked: "If you think so, I can't give you a satisfactory answer. But this is Fuso, and many things may be different from yours."

It’s not the same…”

"Oh, so that's it..." Bi Fang suddenly realized.

Just when everyone thought it was over, Bi Fang suddenly pointed his gun at everyone and started shooting without warning.

——Da da da da da da da

The guy named Yuno slapped two pieces of white paper on the ground, and a wall with a human face instantly appeared in front of them.

"Everyone! Come closer!" Yuno waved his hand, and his men came closer one after another.

Bifang's bullets poured into this wall, making craters on the surface of that wall.

I wonder if there was something special about Bifang's bullet, but the stone wall let out a painful howl.

Cao Zheng's eyes also lit up, and he followed Bi Fang's example and poured bullets onto the wall. It seemed that this thing was invincible, so he could empty the bullet clip just in time.

Seeing that Cao Zheng had taken over his fire suppression, Bi Fang silently put down his rifle, took out two grenades from his jacket pocket, pulled the safety off and threw them hard.

--boom

Cao Zheng only saw fire splashing everywhere, and the figures behind the wall rolled and fled in all directions. The explosion was blocked by the wall, and Cao Zheng and others did not feel the impact at all.

——Kaka

When Cao Zheng pulled the trigger again, he found that there was no bullet left. He expected to pull ten kilograms of bullets from the wall later.

Seeing that Bi Fang didn't give any face, Yuno was no longer polite. His hand was pressed tightly to the ground, and a black object like ink came to the ground.

Although he didn't know what it was, Cao Zheng still threw a thunderball.

--Snapped

The black object exploded instantly, ink-like liquid splashed everywhere, and a burning smell filled the air.

Bi Fang waved his right hand, and the ink flying toward him was instantly slapped back, and Yuno's attack was completely neutralized.

But this was not all of his moves. Two green-faced and fanged Cyclops jumped out from behind the wall and rushed over waving wooden maces in their hands.

--Wow

Cao Zheng looked up and saw two black crows with red eyes hovering in the sky, aiming at Bifang and Cao Zheng and swooping down.

"It's quite interesting. It's suitable for applying for a job in the circus." Cao Zheng chuckled and rushed towards the one-eyed monster on the ground.

As for the two things in the sky, they are probably not enough to cook a meal for Bifang.

When he came to the feet of the weirdo, the wooden mace was hitting his head. But maybe because of their large size, Cao Zheng only felt that the movements of these two guys were too slow.

He stretched out his sharp claws and clasped the troll's body to climb up. Cao Zheng's figure was extremely agile, and he avoided the giant hand swung by the troll again and again.

The fish intestine sword appeared on Cao Zheng's mouth at some unknown time, and he quickly circled around the neck of one of the monsters.

Immediately afterwards, the monster's head fell to the ground, with an incredible expression on its face.

--boom

There was no splash of blood as expected, and the weirdo with his head cut off turned into a cloud of smoke and dust. Cao Zheng landed steadily on the ground, just in time to see a small paper man with a missing head.

Before he could turn around to deal with the next enemy, the six-pointed star on the ground suddenly emitted a dazzling light. Six black iron chains rose into the sky, weaving a huge birdcage in the air, and locked Cao Zheng inside.

Seeing that an enemy had been eliminated, Yuno reappeared, but this time he was not as high-spirited as before.

"Lord Bifang, are you ready to continue? Your spiritual beast has been controlled by me. It should be very important to you, right?" Yuno once again showed a smile as if he had a winning chance.

Bi Fang was currently grabbing the necks of two crows and plucking their feathers one by one with great interest.

Why does Cao Zheng always feel that this scene looks familiar?

Hearing Yuno's words, Bi Fang raised her head and glanced at the black birdcage not far away. She threw the crow on the ground and trampled it into pieces of paper, scratched the back of her head and replied:

"Hiss...it seems...it's not that important, right?"

Cao Zheng looked at Bi Fang speechlessly, feeling that this guy was just waiting to see his joke. If he really wanted to regain his face, he had to rely on himself.

"Stop joking, a spiritual beast of this level cannot be easily tamed, can it?" Yuno looked at Cao Zheng appreciatively.

"If you like it, I'll give it to you. You'd better keep him here." Bi Fang was indeed a little surprised. He didn't expect such a good thing?

The revenge was avenged and the anger was gone. In the end, the abominable Cao Zheng could be left here to suffer.

How can there be such a good thing in the world? It is simply a double happiness. No, no, at least it is a triple happiness.

Yuno was a little unsure of Bifang's true diagram, maybe there was something else he didn't know about it.

"well…"

Cao Zheng didn't know how long the river god would be swinging on the fence, so he quickly stepped forward and pulled him into the yard.

"Brother, if you want to open a shop, you have to go through the front entrance. If you want to steal something, you have to be quick with your hands and feet." Cao Zheng said very speechlessly, hoping that the River God would tell the story quickly.

Then I reject it calmly and return to the real world. Everyone is happy and doesn't cause any trouble to each other. How great.

"Thank you, brother, for the rescue. I happened to pass by here when I had nothing to do. When I saw my brother drinking and having fun with the beautiful scenery, I couldn't help but want to come and talk." He Shen respectfully explained the purpose of his visit to Cao Zheng.

"I hope my brother won't refuse."

Cao Zheng looked at the dilapidated scene around him, but he couldn't think of the beautiful scenery in a good time. Isn't it nice to talk about something?

Forget it, just be happy.

Cao Zheng returned to his seat, and the River God took out a stone bowl from his arms, wiped it with white clothes, and placed it on the ground.

Seeing this prepared attitude, Cao Zheng didn't say much, picked up the jar and poured two bowls.

The river god stared at the turbid liquid in the bowl. This was worse than any bad wine he had ever seen in his life.

"This shop is so good at cheating customers that they don't even filter the wine." The river god was silent for a long time and finally choked out a few words.

Cao Zheng smiled and said nothing, picked up his wine bowl and drank the juice in one gulp.

The taste is still so weird.

A modern man and an ancient river god should have nothing in common. However, Cao Zheng became playful and discussed the customs, customs and religious beliefs with him.

And when Buddhism was mentioned, the river god suddenly became energetic and cursed those bald donkeys for all their evil deeds. He collected money and oppressed the people to do all kinds of evil.

"If you ask me, they are more hateful than the officials." The river god slapped his hand on the stone pier and said.

"Brother, be careful, I am also an official, even though I have been dismissed." Cao Zheng unknowingly stepped into the role, always feeling that this guy was scolding himself as well.

The river god smiled awkwardly, picked up the wine glass and drank the juice in one gulp.

The two were talking and laughing, and Cao Zheng suddenly felt his lower abdomen swelled, and his eyes began to look around for a suitable position.

If you drink too much juice, you need to add some water.

"Brother, there's a little too much water in the wine in this store." The River God also put down the stone bowl and said with a frown while covering his lower abdomen.

The two looked at each other and smiled, and walked slowly to the crooked neck tree in perfect harmony.

The bright moon was in the sky, and jade was flying under their feet.

Before he even lifted up his pants, the River God suddenly turned around and said, "To tell you the truth, actually... I am a god.

Cao Zheng held the water pipe and trembled, looking at the river god speechlessly.

"Brother, don't be afraid, I mean no harm." The River God said quickly, intending to pat Cao Zheng on the shoulder to calm him down.

"I'm not afraid, please stay away from me first!" Cao Zheng took two steps to the side to avoid the river god's hand.

He just wanted to take out the wooden stick, aim at the back of the river god's head and hit him hard twice.

You didn't say anything when I was talking to you over there, but when you went to do business under the tree, you told me that you were a god? Does your god have anything to do with this?

This plot was not mentioned during the system simulation. Is this something that can be omitted casually?

"We'll talk about it when we get back." Cao Zheng replied with a cold face.

"okay."

The two sat on the stone pier again, and the atmosphere suddenly became solemn.

The river god smiled slightly and wrote a string of words on the ground with his fingers.

"Brother, I am really a god. If you guessed correctly, this is your horoscope, right?"

Cao Zheng looked down and saw that none of the words matched his own.

"no."

What the river god wrote should be the birth date of the original plot owner, right?

The river god was stunned, and he counted with his fingers frantically, muttering: "It's impossible."

Since the system did not explain how he rejected the river god, Cao Zheng suddenly felt that this was a good opportunity.

--call

The river god's eyes suddenly glowed red, staring straight at Cao Zheng's face, wanting to meet him and at the same time seeming to want to see through his soul.

Cao Zheng had never seen such a strange scene before. While he was nervous, the wooden pillow appeared in his right hand, ready to give him a blow at any time.

--call

River God's eyesight returned to normal, and he cupped his hands apologetically and said, "Maybe I saw it wrong, brother is really different from ordinary people."

In a position where the River God did not see it, Cao Zheng silently put the wooden sleeper back into the system.

It seems that the story is still going according to the normal flow and is coming to an end soon.

"Although your horoscope is wrong, I can still see something from your face. You delayed the youth of other girls, started to be in trouble and finally gave up. You had to leave your hometown and wander around. Isn't it a lie? I still need to continue talking.

"Really?" The River God asked, holding up the stone bowl with the victory in hand again.

"Continue to talk about wasting your youth, can you expand on it?" Cao Zheng also picked up the wine bowl in surprise. Unexpectedly, there was an unexpected gain?

The river god should be talking about Cao Zheng playing this role. What gentleman is going to miss this shy and fiery plot?

"Uh-" The River God was stunned again, with the stone bowl in front of him and nowhere to put it.

The river god also cursed in his heart, how could there be such a shameless person in this world?

"I think your brother is also a sweetheart. Let's not talk about this kind of personal relationship between children. Let's get back to the business. I am here to ask for a favor from you." The river god drank the juice in one gulp and seemed to be in a much calmer mood.

"No, what I want to hear is the personal relationship between children." Cao Zheng said quickly.

The River God pretended not to hear Cao Zheng's protest, and continued to talk to himself: "I am the God of Chishui River. However, the Chishui Temple has scattered cigarettes, is in disrepair, and is full of thorns.

I came here this time to ask for your help in repairing it and extending its incense."

"What about the embarrassing thing you just said? You're not bluffing me, are you?" Cao Zheng asked persistently.

Knowing that as long as he rejected the river god at this time, the story would end, Cao Zheng insisted on hearing something naughty at the end.

The river god still pretended not to hear, stood up and bowed to Cao Zheng, "Since brother is still doubtful, I guarantee you to be the county magistrate. In half a year, brother, please go to Chishui Temple to talk. If you want to help or not, please come.

Make a decision later.”

--call out

Cao Zheng suddenly had an ominous premonition and quickly stood up to refuse, but the man in white had disappeared without a trace, taking his stone bowl with him.

It's too late to say anything else.

"Gan!!! I hate it!"

The plot and simulation have deviated, and Cao Zheng cannot enter the ending at this point, which also indicates that he is about to enter a risky plot.

The reason was that Cao Zheng wanted to do something pornographic.

——Click click click

The scene in front of me began to pass quickly, as if there were two big hands in the void playing with the turntable of time.

Cao Zheng used a third-person perspective to watch the protagonist's boring life for the past six months. Apart from drinking and writing a few limericks every day, there was nothing else.

——Click

After half a year of plot, Cao Zheng was ejected into the protagonist's body again.

At this time, he had just been granted the title of county magistrate and was on his way to Chishui Temple.

"The question is, even if I reject the River God, I can still become the county magistrate. What does it have to do with this big liar?"

The original protagonist of the story had an uncertain future, so it was understandable that he was coaxed and deceived like this.

Fortunately, Cao Zheng knew the ending of the story, otherwise he would have been frightened by this Chishui River God.

"Now that the plot has come to this point, I can only look for the next story node."

Cao Zheng sat on his horse and started the second simulation.
Chapter completed!