"well…"

Cao Zheng didn't know how long the river god would be swinging on the fence, so he quickly stepped forward and pulled him into the yard.

"Brother, if you want to open a shop, you have to go through the front entrance. If you want to steal something, you have to be quick with your hands and feet." Cao Zheng said very speechlessly, hoping that the River God would tell the story quickly.

Then I reject it calmly and return to the real world. Everyone is happy and doesn't cause any trouble to each other. How great.

"Thank you brother for the rescue. I happened to pass by here when I had nothing to do. I saw brother drinking and having fun with the beautiful scenery. I couldn't help but want to come and talk." He Shen respectfully explained the purpose of his visit to Cao Zheng.

"I hope my brother won't refuse."

Cao Zheng looked at the dilapidated scene around him, but he couldn't think of the beautiful scenery in a good time. Isn't it nice to talk about something?

Forget it, just be happy.

Cao Zheng returned to his seat, and the River God took out a stone bowl from his arms, wiped it with white clothes, and placed it on the ground.

Seeing this prepared attitude, Cao Zheng didn't say much, picked up the jar and poured two bowls.

The river god stared at the turbid liquid in the bowl. This was worse than any bad wine he had ever seen in his life.

"This shop is so good at cheating customers that they don't even filter the wine." The river god was silent for a long time and finally choked out a few words.

Cao Zheng smiled and said nothing, picked up his wine bowl and drank the juice in one gulp.

The taste is still so weird.

A modern man and an ancient river god should have nothing in common. However, Cao Zheng became playful and discussed the customs, customs and religious beliefs with him.

And when Buddhism was mentioned, the river god suddenly became energetic and cursed those bald donkeys for all their evil deeds, collecting money and oppressing the people to do all kinds of evil.

"If you ask me, they are more hateful than the officials." The river god slapped his hand on the stone pier and said.

"Brother, be careful, I am also an official, even though I have been dismissed." Cao Zheng unknowingly stepped into the role, always feeling that this guy was scolding himself as well.

The river god smiled awkwardly, picked up the wine glass and drank the juice in one gulp.

The two were chatting and laughing, and Cao Zheng suddenly felt his lower abdomen swelled, and his eyes began to look around for a suitable position.

If you drink too much juice, you need to add some water.

"Brother, the wine in this store has too much water in it." The river god also put down the stone bowl, frowned and said while holding his belly.

The two looked at each other and smiled, and walked slowly to the crooked neck tree in perfect harmony.

The bright moon was in the sky, and jade was flying under their feet.

Before he even lifted up his pants, the River God suddenly turned around and said, "To tell you the truth, actually... I am a god.

Cao Zheng held the water pipe and trembled, looking at the river god speechlessly.

"Brother, don't be afraid, I mean no harm." The River God said quickly, intending to pat Cao Zheng on the shoulder to calm him down.

"I'm not afraid, please stay away from me first!" Cao Zheng took two steps to the side to avoid the river god's hand.

He just wanted to take out the wooden stick, aim at the back of the river god's head and hit him hard twice.

You didn't say anything when I was talking to you over there, but when you went to do business under the tree, you told me that you were a god? Does your god have anything to do with this?

This plot was not mentioned during the system simulation. Is this something that can be omitted casually?

"We'll talk about it when we get back." Cao Zheng replied with a cold face.

"Oh, okay."

The two sat on the stone pier again, and the atmosphere suddenly became solemn.

The river god smiled slightly and wrote a string of words on the ground with his fingers.

"Brother, I am really a god. If you guessed correctly, this is your horoscope, right?"

Cao Zheng looked down and saw that none of the words matched his own.

"no."

What the river god wrote should be the birth date of the original plot owner, right?

The river god was stunned, and he counted with his fingers frantically, muttering: "It's impossible."

Since the system did not explain how he rejected the river god, Cao Zheng suddenly felt that this was a good opportunity.

--call

The river god's eyes suddenly glowed red, staring straight at Cao Zheng's face, wanting to meet him and at the same time seeming to want to see into his soul.

Cao Zheng had never seen such a strange scene before. While he was nervous, the wooden pillow appeared in his right hand, ready to give him a blow at any time.

--call

River God's eyesight returned to normal, and he cupped his hands apologetically and said, "Maybe I saw it wrong, brother is really different from ordinary people."

In a position where the River God did not see it, Cao Zheng silently put the wooden sleeper back into the system.

It seems that the story is still going according to the normal flow and is coming to an end soon.

"Although your horoscope is wrong, I can still see something from your face. You delayed the youth of other girls, started to be in trouble and finally gave up. You had to leave your hometown and wander around. Isn't it a lie? Do you need me to continue talking?

Really?" The River God asked, holding up the stone bowl as he once again had a chance to win.

"Continue, can you expand on the place where youth is wasted?" Cao Zheng also picked up the wine bowl in surprise. Unexpectedly, there was an unexpected gain?

The river god should be talking about Cao Zheng playing this role. What gentleman is going to miss this shy and fiery plot?

"Uh--" The river god froze on the spot again, with the stone bowl in front of him and nowhere to put it.

The river god also cursed in his heart, how could there be such a shameless person in this world?

"I think my brother is also a sweetheart. Let's not talk about this kind of personal relationship between children. Let's get back to the business. I am here to ask for a favor from you." The river god drank the juice in one gulp and seemed to feel much calmer again.

"No, what I want to hear is the personal relationship between children." Cao Zheng said quickly.

The River God pretended not to hear Cao Zheng's protest and continued: "I am the God of the Chishui River. However, the Chishui Temple has fallen cigarettes, is in disrepair, and is full of thorns.

I came here this time to ask for your help in repairing it and extending its incense."

"What about the embarrassing thing you just said? You're not bluffing me, are you?" Cao Zheng asked persistently.

Knowing that as long as he rejected the river god at this time, the story would end, Cao Zheng insisted on hearing something naughty at the end.

The river god still pretended not to hear, stood up and bowed to Cao Zheng, "Since brother is still doubtful, I will guarantee you to be the county magistrate. In half a year, brother, please go to Chishui Temple to talk. If you want to help or not, please come.

Make a decision later.”

--call out

Cao Zheng suddenly had an ominous premonition and quickly stood up to refuse, but the man in white disappeared without a trace, taking his stone bowl with him.

It's too late to say anything more.

"Gan!!! I hate it!"

The plot and simulation have deviated, and Cao Zheng cannot enter the ending at this point, which also indicates that he is about to enter a risky plot.

The reason was that Cao Zheng wanted to do something pornographic.

——Crack, click, click

The scene in front of me began to pass quickly, as if there were two big hands in the void playing with the turntable of time.

Cao Zheng used a third-person perspective to watch the protagonist's boring life for the past six months. Apart from drinking and writing a few limericks every day, there was nothing else.

——Click

After half a year of plot, Cao Zheng was ejected into the protagonist's body again.

At this time, he had just been appointed county magistrate and was on his way to Chishui Temple.

"The question is, even if I reject the River God, I can still become the county magistrate. What does it have to do with this big liar?"

The original protagonist of the story had an uncertain future, so it was understandable that he was coaxed and deceived like this.

Fortunately, Cao Zheng knew the ending of the story, otherwise he would have been frightened by this Chishui River God.

"Now that the plot has come to this point, I can only look for the next story node."
Chapter completed!