Chapter 28: Fierce Hobbies
"What do you mean by not being human..." Cao Zheng was confused and forcibly moved his gaze to the top of his neck.
All creatures here have special ears on their heads, with different colors and shapes.
Cao Zheng originally thought it was a special hairpin he was wearing, but upon closer inspection, he thought it was too realistic.
Looking down along the slender waist, there is a small tail emerging above the round buttocks, some are short, some are huge.
"Are their ears and tails real?" Cao Zheng asked, wiping his saliva.
"Of course." Xie pointed at his ear and said, "If Almighty were transformed, who would still be working here?"
Cao Zheng looked at Xie with a strange expression. He didn't remember seeing his tail. Besides, Xie still had five tails...
"Put away your rude thoughts!" Xie slapped the menu on Cao Zheng's forehead, "Compared to them, I am still somewhat virtuous.
I keep my ears open just to remind myself that I am not a human being!"
"So, I'm the only one in this store?" Cao Zheng finally understood the reason why others were staring at him.
"How about we switch to another one?" Xie confirmed again.
"No, this is the only one, I want them to help me practice!" Cao Zheng said with his hands clasped together.
He shrugged and said: "You can do whatever you want, I don't come here often anyway-"
"Master, are you here again? Are you still the same?" A maid with a Northeastern accent came over and asked.
A hideous smile froze on his face, and he kept winking at the maid.
"What's wrong with your eyes? Can I give you a blowjob?"
Cao Zheng couldn't hold it in any longer, he slapped the table and burst into laughter, "Just follow his usual set meal, for two people."
"Okay." The maid casually wrote something in the small book in her hand, turned around and walked away.
"Don't get me wrong, she talks like this to everyone, and she looks like she's familiar with it." Xie was still arrogant.
"Hahahaha, I believe you, you really don't come here often." Cao Zheng laughed even more wildly.
"Really, why don't we find another hotel?" With a red face, he stood up and planned to sneak away.
"No, I want to see what kind of set menu you usually have." Cao Zheng stood up and pressed him firmly on his seat.
After a while, two petite and cute girls with twin ponytails came over and jumped up and down to put two plates on the table.
Cao Zheng looked at the two cute little airports, but they were not in line with his own taste at all. They were not as good as the Northeastern accent just now.
"Change a batch."
"Um?"
The little Loli's hands froze in mid-air, her eyes suddenly turned red, her nose twitched slightly, and her trembling mouth seemed to be brewing something.
"Don't listen to his nonsense, it's just you two." He glared at Cao Zheng and comforted the two little girls who were about to cry.
"Beasts..."
Cao Zheng shook his head, reluctantly accepted Xie's choice, and secretly decided to find time to do it alone.
Looking left and right, I couldn't find any difference between the two little lolita.
Cao Zheng waved his hand to the little loli who was closer to him and motioned for her to put the omelette rice plate on the table.
"Well, there are two trees in front of my house. One is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree..."
The three uneducated people obviously did not understand what Cao Zheng said.
"Next, I'm going to release the magical delicious magic for my master~" The little Loli took the red bottle of ketchup and drew a smiley face on it crookedly.
Cao Zheng secretly curled his lips, always feeling that this was a useless process designed to save ketchup. Out of boredom, he flipped through the menu curiously, and suddenly became very interested in one of the items.
"Hey, Xie, what is the [Intimate Feeding] item on the menu?"
"Don't ask me, I don't know." Xie said with a red face again.
The little loli next to her looked at Cao Zheng expectantly. It seemed that the commission for this project was okay?
All Cao Zheng could think of was feeding himself, there shouldn't be anything more bizarre... right?
"Then I will try this project first." Cao Zheng pointed to the menu and said to the little Loli.
"Okay, Master~"
Little Loli sat next to Cao Zheng, blushed and picked up the spoon, and then...
Then she put the spoon into Cao Zheng's hand, blushed and closed her eyes, opening her cherry mouth slightly.
Cao Zheng had already opened his mouth to wait for the omelette rice, but the moment the spoon was thrust into his hand, he was confused.
"Intimate feeding means...I feed it to her?" Cao Zheng turned to confirm with Xie.
"Yeah, I thought you knew."
Cao Zheng took a deep breath and was too lazy to take care of Xie, a patient with intermittent amnesia.
The customer pays for the omelette rice, the customer pays for the intimate feeding, and in turn feeds it to the maid? Who is the consumer?
No wonder this kid's eyes were shining just now. He thought he was a good person.
In order not to lose face, Cao Zheng had no choice but to patiently feed all the omelette rice to the little Loli, and he felt like the wronged and didn't get a single bite.
Sometimes he really doesn't understand the second dimension.
Next, the four of us played some card games together.
When Xie Le was there, Cao Zheng felt like he was in jail, but he couldn't show it.
"Have I been tricked by the simulator again? Where's the white rabbit we promised?" Cao Zheng's eyes slowly moved to the top of the little Loli's head.
A pair of white upright furry rabbit ears stand on top of his head, trembling with his mood.
It really is a white rabbit in the literal sense.
"Fooled again..."
Cao Zheng smiled and shook his head. The simulator's misdirection this time was not too outrageous. It was much gentler than the first night after traveling through time.
"Wait a minute?!" Cao Zheng suddenly remembered another detail.
——If the White Rabbit refers to this little loli, then [The Attack of the White Rabbit] also has a literal meaning!
Real attack! Real injury!
You should leave immediately!
In a daze, the little Loli who was getting closer and closer suddenly let out a piercing scream, lowered her head, snarled, and bit Cao Zheng's thigh.
"Fuck!" Cao Zheng howled in pain and pushed her head away.
His expression changed. He dropped the cards and came over to check Cao Zheng's wounds. He then placed himself between the little Lolita and Cao Zheng.
The maids nearby also rushed over and surrounded the two of them with evil expressions.
The atmosphere in the entire maid house has dropped to freezing point, and it seems that a war is about to break out.
"What's going on?" Xiong asked in a low voice.
Cao Zheng shook his head and pointed to the tooth mark on the damaged part of his pants. The wound there seemed to be still bleeding.
This rabbit has really good teeth. If he reacts slowly, he might get a piece of meat chewed off.
He squinted his eyes and observed, holding his hands empty so that he could draw out the bronze sword immediately.
Judging from the auras released by the monsters in the store, this place is full of miscellaneous fish. Cao Zheng believes that with the strength of himself and Xiong, he can easily fight out.
"Everyone go back, do whatever you have to do!" The maid in Northeastern dialect came out of the back kitchen and gave priority to dispersing the clerks who were surrounding the outermost circle.
When this woman appeared, Cao Zheng obviously felt pressure, even though he had not noticed it just now.
"Dabai, what did you just do?" The maid stood in front of the little Loli and asked seriously.
"Sister Zhenzhen, he, he has a terrible smell!" Little Loli pointed at Cao Zheng in horror.
Chapter completed!