Chapter 9 The pine tree, the morality that fell to the ground
...He thought he was crazy at first, but after thinking about his current identity as a dead person, he felt that his spirit was indeed as what [Battlefield Heiyi] said - quite normal.
So, he did something more normal: lift his legs and leave.
However, no matter where he went, he could find the tree in front of him "kneeling" in front of him, covering his face and crying.
He goes east, it goes east. He goes west, it goes west.
"Hey, are you finished?"
When Li Wei felt that he was going to teach the other party a lesson, the tree in front of him turned into a middle-aged uncle.
"Really, wouldn't you just notice me earlier?"
The uncle in his thirties seemed to have lost all his hair, only a few were still firm, just like the needles of a pine tree, which was extremely funny. The brown and gray pants and green tops highlighted the other person's 2b temperament. The smell of pine trees and squirrel shit on his body, with a natural atmosphere, came to his face.
"What's wrong with young people nowadays? They're so sympathetic - don't you see me crying?"
“…Pu,Pu.”
Li Wei took out a cigarette from his body, then took out a lighter, lit the fire, and looked at the tree spirit threateningly: "You, say what you just said again."
“…Master, I was wrong.”
The tree spirit knelt on the ground very alone, and kowtowed like a thumping calculation.
"Tsk, don't get tired of college students. We know martial arts and no one can stop us."
Next, Li Wei sat on a stone and used the few health points to listen to what the tree spirit was looking for him to do.
"This classmate, this is the thing. I am a pine tree spirit who has practiced for about 625 years, seven months, twenty-one day, fifteen hours and twenty-two minutes. The name is Xing Shisan. Recently I found that I seemed to be in a state of spring. I discovered a beautiful girl, hoping to get into a sex with her. However, because I am a tree spirit, I cannot leave the place where my roots are rooted and rooted. Today I found that the girl didn't come to me for a walk. I felt very disappointed - can I find the pure girl who attracts bees and butterflies and charming foxes? I haven't been kicked by her for a long time, and I feel very uncomfortable on my back."
“…”
Li Wei really doesn't know what to say about this very personality pine spirit in front of him. No matter what, it seems that the other party has good math grades, which is different from him as a liberal arts student. He doesn't even know whether he is twenty-one or twenty-two years old now.
But...who is the other party's Chinese teacher?
"You have to know." Li Wei didn't know what he was thinking, but he just felt pitiful to the tree spirit kneeling in front of him. At least, what he was going to now was how to refuse a girl who had been dating him for three days.
Of course, in addition to the first meeting, I watched a movie and was hit by a car. Until now, I haven't even opened the room yet.
"We humans are very fragile. As the days pass by day, (on the third day), we can basically forget everything. Love, love, etc. are just men and women playing the show. I'm crazy, and I'm just everyone is lying to myself. You see, I'm going to die, for about a month. I'm going to see it. Now I'm going to break up with my girlfriend, and then hand over my hard drive to my roommates. Finally, I'll complete a few tasks that I don't know, and go home to accompany my parents - you, don't delay the life of other girls."
Li Wei taught me sincerely.
"...I said, if you can't do it, don't teach me a lesson." The tree spirit spat shamelessly: "The power of love, I firmly believe that it can make affair between men and women successful! Will you help me?"
Li Wei looked at the tree spirit, then sighed, coughed, and spit out a thick mouthful of bloody phlegm-and then, the lighter reignited.
"You can't understand human words, right?"
"Hero, I'm wrong..."
It is worthy of being a tree from six hundred years ago, and its body is soft.
However, Li Wei did not feel that behind him, a girl who could not see the tree spirit could only see him was pricking up her ears from afar and climbing carefully with the wall.
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Li Wei originally wanted to say a few words about the tree spirit. Later, he found that he and the other party seemed to be able to say a few words, but in fact, the world view, moral view and outlook on life are completely different. Just a fairy six hundred years ago, how could he talk nonsense with a post-80s generation?
Finally, Li Wei held the lighter and left the pine forest, regardless of the crying 25 behind him, and left straight.
It’s not because he can’t stand the whine of the tree spirit, but...
"Okay, okay, you tell me, who do you like?" Li Wei didn't expect the other party to say anything at that time.
"Did you agree?" The tree spirit at that time said with a gaze, "The girl is Makoto Ito, she is a Japanese-I..."
"You wait first." Li Wei frowned and his expression was strange: "Girl? Makoto Ito... Are you wrong? He is a man!"
“…Yes, it looks like a girl.”
If it weren't for the fear of being prosecuted, Li Wei would have burned this damn pine forest.
Behind him, the battlefield Heiyi stood there motionless.
So, what does Li Wei look like now in her eyes?
——A person who is about to die, walks into the woods alone (in fact, there is a tree spirit). He keeps telling the fact that he is about to die, and then faces the end of waiting for death alone.
People are the most terrifying to die. There is such a metaphor:
A prison guard opened the prison door and handed it to the prisoner. He looked at the watch and said: Are they all good? OK, I will be shot to death at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon.
——It’s better to kill him just now!
Waiting for death is the most terrifying. There are not many people who can face death calmly.
The battlefield originally believed that even Li Wei did not face death calmly - yes, she had seen Li Wei lifting a lighter in the forest more than once. In the hands of a dying person, this kind of thing could be regarded as a ***.
Instead of waiting for death, it's better to do it yourself.
In order to scare the tree spirit, Li Wei raised the lighter twice. This scene was completely regarded by the battlefield as Li Wei's inner entanglement and struggle. The middle tree spirit talked about how he liked Makoto Ito during the period when Li Wei listened silently - he was completely regarded as Li Wei's thoughts and was struggling fiercely.
It is not difficult to face death, but it is the most rare and valuable to dare to ignore death. Especially after Li Wei said a lot of words to the pine tree with mental problems [life is precious, love is more expensive], the heart of the battlefield Heiyi was completely tied to someone's pomegranate pants belt.
Although it is a bit ironic, girls' pursuit is often more dramatic.
"What a..."
The girl looked at Li Wei from a distance and didn't commit suicide. In fact, she didn't want to commit suicide at all. She put away her lighter and said some words of life and death to be sad, and then left.
“———.”
The word in the middle may not even feel what the girl himself is.
After saying this, Battlefield Guei sighed deeply, and then made a secret decision.
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Chapter completed!