Chapter 1 Isn't she sitting in a dungeon?
"Xinji No. 433105249527, please come forward, Xinji No. 433105249527, please come forward...".
The bull-headed brother in black clothes in front shouted with his hoarse voice.
Today, his task of recruiting was almost completed. With victory in sight, even if his throat was so dry that it was almost smoking, he still persisted.
I have more than 400 left for today's task. It's almost done! It's almost done!
After comforting himself in his heart, Niu Tou discovered that the ghost number 433105249527 he had just called had not honestly rolled over from the other side of Naihe Bridge. Brother Niu Tou was annoyed by this.
This unlucky ghost, doesn’t he know that their work in the underworld is also very busy? If he or she delays himself or herself for one more second, it will directly delay the operation of their entire underworld for a few minutes!
Time is life, time is money, do these slow ghosts know it? Do they know it?
He felt angry in his heart, and the shouts from Niutou's mouth also brought out impatience and anger.
"Xinji No. 433105249527, are you deaf or mute? When I called your number, you didn't come forward quickly?
Humph! Don’t waste time pretending to be deaf and mute, Mr. Niu. I’m not afraid to tell you that no matter you were deaf or mute, or missing arms or legs, as long as you return to our underworld, these problems will not exist!
Xinji 433105249527 Hurry up, get your Grandpa Niu and get over here, otherwise I will be rude to you, Grandpa Niu!".
After shouting to the other side of the Naihe Bridge for a long time, Niu Tou's seldom-used soul-detaining chain, which was specially used to restrain disobedient and trouble-making ghosts, made a clanging sound as he swung it.
On the opposite side of the Naihe Bridge, the densely packed ghosts who were waiting to cross the bridge couldn't help but smack their tongues and murmur when they heard the words from Niu Tou's mouth.
"My dear, this death of love is more powerful than any plastic surgery or medical skills! Not only can deafness and muteness be cured, but can this broken limb be regenerated?", Good guy!
"Tch, country bumpkin ghost, you don't even know this. Did you live in the primitive era?"
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The ghosts lowered their heads secretly, saying that if Uncle Niu hadn't shouted so loudly just opposite, they would really have no idea...
In this gloomy and weird situation, finally, a ghost girl with yellow hair, punk-style clothes, and exaggerated smoky makeup on her face looked at her and looked at her.
Holding the number plate in his hand, he couldn't help but reach out and push the ghost sister in front of him?
"Hi, little girl, my name is 9528. Is the 9527 that the bull head calls you?"
"9527? What 9527?", the little female ghost who was pushed was confused.
How pitiful!
Apparently a moment ago, she was still praising her cleverness;
Obviously at the last moment, she was still thinking that she was the only lucky person who could enter the escape capsule and escape from the super-high ticket price, which was known as the largest starship in the universe, with the most complete functions and the most perfect protective measures;
Surely she shouldn't have escaped?
Why in the next second, amid a burst of dazzling blue, did I arrive at this eerie place that looked completely unlike any other planet in the alliance?
And it’s 9527? Damn it, who knows what the hell 9527 is?
"Little girl, little girl?" When the punk girl saw that the child in front of her was still confused, she couldn't help but reach out and push the little guy again.
When he met someone who struck up a conversation, although the humanoid creature in front of him also had a pair of eyes like the Alliance Treasure Gungun, which made him look a little silly, this did not hinder Xiao Yuqi from wanting to understand the person in front of him.
Your current situation.
It’s not okay to not understand, because until now, she is still very confused!
The fifth element of survival on a junk planet is that when you are in an unknown situation, you must protect yourself and at the same time understand the situation you are in as soon as possible so that you can better protect yourself and survive.
Well! Xiao Yuqi clenched his paws secretly, immediately changed his face, and put on what he thought was the cutest smile to look at the punk girl in front of him, "Hello, may I ask, madam, where are you right now?".
Huh? Madam? She is only eighteen years old, not an adult at all, right? She is still a girl, not a lady!
Of course, what surprised the punk girl even more was that the little female ghost in front of her was a ghost who could turn around faster than turning the pages of a book!
But this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that this little female ghost in front of her feelings, doesn’t she know that she is dead?
Besides ghosts, what else can come to the underworld?
It's so pitiful, this little pitiful confused ghost...
Although she was muttering in her heart, the punk girl still kindly opened her mouth to clarify Xiao Yuqi's doubts because of her sympathy for the little confused guy in front of her.
"Children, this is the underworld, the place where everyone goes after death! Of course, these are not important. What is important is that you are already dead. You are dead. Do you know that you are dead?".
"Am I already dead?" Xiao Yuqi pointed his pale finger at his little nose, his eyes widening in surprise.
The punk girl looked at Xiao Yuqi sympathetically and nodded with absolute certainty: "Well, he's dead!".
After receiving the confirmation from the punk girl, Xiao Yuqi almost wanted to cry.
Not crying because of the knowledge of my own death, but because of...
Poor her, the tyrant of the garbage star - Xiao Yuqi. She has worked hard on the garbage star for ten years, scrimping on food and expenses, gritting her teeth and enduring the pain. On the day she turned ten, she finally spent most of her net worth to buy
She bought a pet ticket for the lowest class cabin of a starship (the lowest cabin for advanced intelligent creatures, please forgive her that she can't afford it, thank you), and prepared to escape from the garbage planet where she had lived for maybe ten years, and go to another developed planet to start a new life.
life is coming.
But what’s the result?
Before she even arrived at the station, she was sent directly to the underworld by an escape capsule?
Where is the promised escape cabin? Damn it! What the hell kind of escape cabin is this? It’s more of a death cabin than anything else!
Just when Xiao Yuqi was feeling miserable and indignant, he once again heard Brother Niutou impatiently shouting 9527 on the other side of the Naihe Bridge. The punk girl once again pushed the child in front of her.
"Little guy, Niutou is an official of the underworld, so you can't offend him. What he calls is your number. I think if you can't get through, you will definitely get something good in a while!", the punk girl looked determined.
Xiao Yuqi was still wondering, "9527 is calling me? Why is it calling me?" He didn't recognize the strange monster that was longer than an orc.
The punk girl was really defeated by this little guy in front of her who didn't understand anything.
Although it is said that a person who is reincarnated has no memory of his previous life, and will not remember how many times he has walked across the Naihe Bridge, but he has no memory and does not know, why can't he read and understand it from omnipotent novels, TV series, and movies?
?
If you have never eaten pork, how can you never see a pig walking?
I'm afraid this little fella of feelings didn't come from an old mountain lair that didn't even have TV novels, right?
Although she was complaining in her heart, the punk girl showed infinite sympathy on her face and patiently explained to Xiao Yuqi.
"Little guy, the man with the bull head opposite is the clerk of the underworld. Look at the number he called. Is it the number plate in your hand? When you first came to this place, there was a horse-headed old man at the intersection.
My brother sent it to you."
"This?" Xiao Yuqi picked up the wooden sign in his hand and waved it in front of the punk girl's eyes. The punk girl nodded simply, "Yes, this is it, so kiss, the new era in the mouth of the Niutou man 433105249527
Chapter completed!