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Chapter 83 Don't rely on the old to sell the old(1/2)

Du Yi held a dung scoop in his hand and looked at the group of dazed men and women in front of him with expressionless face.

In addition to a man and two women who lost their combat effectiveness, the other party also had two old men, two old ladies, three women, three strong men and two young men who were in a state of turmoil.

A thick bamboo stick in his hand.

However, facing Du Yi's terrifying "shit attack", Gong Yayu, Gong Shaofang, Qu Cunfu, his head, face, mouth, and mouth, his tragic appearance of maggots and toilet paper and sanitary napkins.

Du Yi was in his hand with a bucket of dung, which scared the men and women so much that they didn't dare to get close to him.

"elder brother."

This series of rapid changes also shocked Li Ergou, Li Mangui, Li Lao Lai and others.

Only then did I realize it.

However, only Li Ergou and Li Mangui rushed out, while Li Laolai was next to the flower pond outside the circle, looking at the pile of clothes.

"I said, buddy, what onion did you come out to pretend to be an elephant? Don't you know who it is?"

A sickly tuberculosis dressed in fancy clothes and yellow-haired hair looked at Gong Yayu who was washing his brain in the pool, and Gong Shaofang said in a nutshell: "Hu Bing's woman, please wait for Boss Hu to make a fuss for you!"

"Hu Bing's woman?"

Du Yi looked at the young woman who was washing the pool in a surprise, under thirty years old.

He was lying beside the pool with his body sticking out, rinsing his head with the largest faucet, and his wet clothes outlined his beautiful little waist, full moon and long legs.

He is also a beautiful woman.

However, Du Yi immediately felt relieved. If these grandchildren did not have the bad habit of lying together in a family, they would be so crazy.

Today, let alone Hu Bing’s woman, even if Hu Bing comes, he will also drink soup!

"Which thigh has not tightened, you leaked out your little beast, and put it on me, uh——ah! Uh, uh——”

Gong Yuju saw that the name of Hu Bing was revealed, the little bitch who appeared from somewhere was "soft" (soft).

Suddenly, he became arrogant again, and shouted and raised the rolling pin in his hand.

Du Yiman scooped a scoop of manure and separated by seven or eight meters.

The yellow soup turned into a beautiful arc, which steadily and accurately poured Gong Yuju's face on her face.

Du Yi's precise "dung strike" was seven or eight meters away, and the circle that was already big enough expanded again.

"You, you, you~"

He Wangcai, whose face was pale and trembled with his fingers, pointed at Du Yi with a trembling voice.

I saw Du Yi slowly scooping up a scoop of yellow soup again.

At this time, the entire town hospital was crowded with people, including windows on various floors of the outpatient inpatient department. Countless heads were poked out, and they all held their phones and held their phones to shoot short videos in surprise and laughter.

"You melon son!"

Seeing Du Yi scooped out a drizzle of dilute feces, He Wangcai certainly knew who the scoop was prepared for.

The discolored cursed and held the storefront, turned around and ran towards the hospitalization department.

The back door of the first floor of the inpatient department can reach the south gate of the town hospital.

"I want to run."

Du Yi sneered and shook his right wrist gently with the scoop.

The manure soup flew out of the dung scoop and crossed a distance of nearly fourteen or five meters, like a yellow dragon, covering the back of He Wangcai's head without any leakage.

A stinky yellow flower exploded.

"ah!"

Fortunately, it was not on his face, so He Wangcai had a good vision and did not dare to stay for a moment and headed straight to the small building of the inpatient department of the town hospital.

"Coax ~"

The onlookers and doctors, nurses and patients were watching the fun, and immediately gave in from a gap, fearing that shit and urine would splash on their bodies.

He Wangcai rose up from the dust, leaving behind yellow shit all the way.

Du Yi scooped a full scoop again.

"Run!"

The remaining group of men and women in the Gong family of He family immediately scattered and fled towards the south gate of the hospitalization department.

Only He Xiaobao, who was silly watching, was left.

There was also a white-haired old woman standing on the ground with a tough slogan, cursing with a crutch: "You wild man who was killed by a thousand knives, you two pairs of wild dogs and prostitutes who should have been soaked in pig cages when you were old, - a bastard who had no son, -"

Seeing Du Yi holding a scoop of dilute feces, a pair of triangular eyes staring at Du Yi fiercely, and he couldn't stop talking.

"Which old plague god is she?"

Du Yi looked at Sun Feng who was still stunned.

"You, you—, what do you care about this matter!"

Sun Feng had obviously recognized Du Yi, and he felt sweet, but he was so anxious that he stamped his feet.

"You two should go to hell-"

When the old woman heard this, she found something to do with the two of them.

He was so angry that he held the crutch and used all his strength to smash Sun Feng's head.

Sun Feng opened her eyes and looked at Du Yi calmly and happily.

I don't hide, waiting for the crutches to hit me.

At this time, it was obvious in her heart that it would be best if this crutch could kill herself to reduce the trouble she caused to Du Yi.

"Yo!"

"scare!"

"Hide!"

The crowd shouted.

"What a silly girl."

Du Yi sighed and grabbed the hardwood copper-inlaided crutch in the air with his left hand.

The next second, he opened the old evil woman's mouth.

"I'm seventy, woosh~"

Du Yi took a mouthful of thoughtfulness.

Tell her sincerely: "Please don't rely on your seniority."

At the same time, she knew her face and left her gently to the side.

"Puchi~"

Spraying out a shit mist.

"Uh, uh, uh--"

Then he lay on the ground and vomited wildly, and he vomited out all the beer and mutton that Gong Yuju had just treated her to a treat.

So, the whole world finally became pure.

Du Yi frowned, looked at the scared He Xiaobao, who was still half a scoop of yellow soup.

"Yi,"

Sun Feng suddenly realized that he could not call out Du Yi's name, and quickly said, "Don't impress him, Xiaobao is a good person."

"Sister, it's so scary, it's so scary!"

When He Xiaobao heard Sun Feng protecting him, he hurriedly hid behind Sun Feng, crying with a sad face.

“Wow~”

A distance of four or five meters, the dung scoop in Du Yi's hand was thrown into the dung bucket with almost no leakage.

Four or five meters away from Sun Feng.

Looking around for a week.

Take out a thousand dollars from your bag.

"That's a cleaner?"

"I am, I am!"

"Zhongyuexiu, you are in charge of the outpatient building, this yard is my territory!"

"Haha, can't I help you?"

"Haha, no need."

Seeing Du Yi taking out a stack of red fish, the crowd present immediately looked at Du Yi with a high glance.
To be continued...
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