Chapter 24: I Can't Blame the Master
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Zhang Jidong was afraid of taking the five-step snake home, so he didn't dare to go home until dark. During lunch, Ji Ling looked around in the yard and called Jidong many times, but Jidong didn't dare to respond.
"Zhang Jidong, if you can't come out, don't come back. Let grandpa smash his butt to pieces tonight!" Zhang Jiling was annoyed and threatened.
Zhang Jidong hid in the orange orchard of the village party secretary Yang Baosong's house. He could hear it clearly and wanted to go out and respond, but when he thought about the five-step snake, he closed his mouth again.
It was dark, and Zhang Jidong was a little hungry and a gurgled.
"Why are you hiding here?" Luo Chengxuan got out of nowhere.
As soon as he saw Luo Chengxuan, Zhang Jidong was furious: "Are you my real master? Why did you harm me? I asked me to go fishing for wild animals in the mountains, why didn't you tell me that it was a snake? Let me tell you that you almost killed me today. That five-step snake is thicker than my arm. If I hadn't run faster today, I would have buried it in the soil. Where would you be a master like this?"
Luo Chengxuan didn't expect that this stupid disciple was so lucky. He could catch such a large five-step snake with one move: "Then tell me if the five-step snake is considered a wild thing?"
Zhang Jidong grabbed his head: "That's all."
"Have I told you that I can't catch a five-step snake?" Luo Chengxuan asked again.
"It seems that I haven't said it. But how can you not talk about such an important thing? Do you know if you almost killed me?" Zhang Jidong still complained.
Why is this foolish boy so good at this trick? Luo Chengxuan really wants to beat this stupid disciple, but he is afraid that he will be foolish.
"Did you bite you after you caught that five-step snake?" Luo Chengxuan asked.
"That's not. That's because I'm running fast. If I hadn't run fast, I would have been bitten to death." Zhang Jidong felt scared even after thinking about it.
"If you don't run, it won't run away at all. Just take it home and cook, why are you running?" Luo Chengxuan asked.
"I'm afraid. I've been afraid of snakes since I was a child." Zhang Jidong said.
"What are you doing when you are afraid that snakes will hide in this orange orchard so late?" Luo Chengxuan asked in confusion.
"Aren't I afraid of taking that five-step snake home? Yang Baosong was so bad that I led the five-step snake over and bit him to death." Zhang Jidong said.
"You're just a big deal. You caught that five-step snake and you didn't have time to hide, so you wouldn't chase you. Go home quickly. If you were bitten to death by a snake in this forest, I wouldn't be too lazy to save you." Luo Chengxuan said angrily.
Zhang Jidong asked again: "That five-step snake really won't track it?"
"No, even if you are bitten by a five-step snake, I promise to save you." Luo Chengxuan said.
"Master, you can still treat snake bites? Why don't you teach me such a powerful skill? If I can treat snake bites, would I still have to be afraid of five-step snakes?" Zhang Jidong complained.
"I don't want to teach you? You are too stupid to learn. If you can learn it, I will teach you all my skills." Luo Chengxuan didn't even get angry. This apprentice really wanted to kill him.
"I will definitely learn how to treat snake bites. Master, why don't you teach me?" Zhang Jidong begged. He is most afraid of snakes, so he is very interested in treating snake bites.
"Okay, I will only teach you once. You have a good look. Do you remember to look at yourself?" Luo Chengxuan said.
"You teach me, I will definitely learn it once." Zhang Jidong said impatiently.
I believe in your evil! Luo Chengxuan glanced at the stupid disciple with disgust. You said this to me many times, but I never learned it once. Even if you learn it ten times, I am convinced that you are cruel. If you learn a fishing knot, you have learned it a hundred times. If you weren't so stupid, I'm afraid no one could stand it so much. Could it be that King Yama sent me to force me to reincarnate, right?
Luo Chengxuan taught Zhang Jidong patiently, but did not ask whether Zhang Jidong learned it or not. Anyway, the possibility of not learning it is much greater. Luo Chengxuan didn't want to make himself unhappy, and I won't be fooled by you, a fool, in the future.
"Go back quickly. If you don't go back, you will be beaten to pieces by your grandfather today." Luo Chengxuan said.
"Master, does the scapegoat talisman you taught must be photographed on someone else to work?" Zhang Jidong asked.
"Who told you that you had to take pictures of someone else's body to work? Haven't I taught you the method of casting talismans? You can't use techniques?" Luo Chengxuan said.
"Have you taught me?" Zhang Jidong grabbed his head, Master, have you lied to me? Why don't I have any impression of it?
"I've taught it dozens of times!" Luo Chengxuan's tone was filled with anger. It would be fine if you can't learn it, but you're actually talking lies. It's so annoying!
Zhang Jidong grabbed his head. Master is really a ghost with no memory. I clearly remember that I had never taught him, and I didn't dare to talk back. He said pitifully: "Master, why don't you teach me a few more times."
"Okay, okay, I'll teach you a few more times. You'll remember this time. I've taught you the tricks of using talismans." Luo Chengxuan said helplessly.
After several consecutive demonstrations, Luo Chengxuan drove Zhang Jidong back home.
Zhang Jidong has been practicing talismans all the way. This set of actions is too complicated for him. Zhang Jidong practices all the way, so his eyes are naturally not on the road. As a result, he stepped on the drainage hole on the ridge of the field and fell down. He got up and found that he forgot the talismans.
"Master is really. He used a talisman and taught me such a difficult technique. I don't know if it's easier to teach it. Forget it, I'd better shoot it on my body." Zhang Jidong muttered.
When he walked to the drying glutinous rice dumpling at the door of his house, Zhang Jidong did not rush into the house, but first listened to the movements in the house.
Zhang Jiling and grandmother Xiao Daidi were talking.
"Jidong didn't know where he went today. He didn't come back yet. When he came back, I'd see if I beat him up." Zhang Jiling said.
"At this time, the kid who is having sex with the whole family often comes to him, probably to play with that kid. Your brother is different from you. If you can play with other boys, it will be a good thing. I think Ji Dong's mind is better than before." Xiao Daidi said.
"That's a big deal. I slept on the table every day at school, and I never did the homework assigned by the teacher. I wrote it for him every time. Otherwise, I would have been fired by the teacher." Zhang Jiling said.
"You are your sister, teach him." Xiao Daidi said.
"I can't teach him. He knows he's cheating." Zhang Jiling said.
"Then let him do it. Anyway, he is not a good source of study. He will also farm when he grows up." Xiao Daidi was very open-minded.
After listening to it, Zhang Jidong didn't hear his grandfather's voice, so he tiptoed into the house.
"Grandma, I'm back home." Zhang Jidong entered the house and said loudly.
"Zhang Jidong, where did you go today?" Zhang Jiling immediately ran out and grabbed Zhang Jidong's ear.
"Zhou Qingyong and others went to play," said Zhang Jidong.
"Then why haven't you come back for dinner? Did you beg for a beggar and go to other people's houses to beg for food?" Zhang Jiling said.
Chapter completed!