Chapter 1127 tell you a joke
Of course, these Lin family relatives had the same idea as Lin's mother. The strength Lu Xuan showed during the day was so amazing. The Lin family would definitely count on him in the future. So, we have to flatter him and let Lu Xuan and Lin Shiman fall into ripe soon.
Lu Xuan understood that he couldn't leave tonight. He couldn't kick all the Lin family members who were blocking the way, right?
Lin's mother stood behind Lu Xuan, covering her little mouth and smiling, while Lin Shiman, who was still sitting on the sofa, blushed when she saw her mother smiling so fiercely.
"Okay, okay, since I want me to stay here for one night, then stay for one night and leave tomorrow morning," Lu Xuan said helplessly.
The Lin family is not a beast, will they eat me? Lu Xuan can only comfort himself like this.
Hearing Lu Xuan's words, the Lin family's relatives dispersed with smiles. Lu Xuan watched TV for a while. When he was about to go to bed, Lin's mother brought a new towel and prepared a new set of pajamas. She also told her that there was no empty house in the courtyard, so Lu Xuan could only sleep with Lin Shiman.
And Lu Xuan had long guessed that it would be the result-
After taking a shower, Lu Xuan went straight into Lin Shiman's boudoir. Lu Xuan couldn't sleep on the sofa, right?
Lin Shiman hasn't come back to live in this house for a long time, but just now, Lin's mother has cleaned up. At this moment, Lin Shiman has already finished washing up and leaned against the head of the bed playing with her cell phone. Lu Xuan closed the door and sighed and sat down on the edge of the bed: "Shiman, is this really good?"
"Puchi!" Lin Shiman smiled and put down her cell phone, gave him a blank look, and said, "What's wrong with it? The man is not married and the woman is not married."
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Lu Xuan already felt that Lin Shiman really fell in love with him, but there is no need to be so straightforward, right?
"Go to bed early," Lu Xuan said.
Lu Xuan fell asleep directly, and Lin Shiman put her phone on the bedside table and turned off the light. This was the first time she slept in the same bed with a man. Of course, even if she had slept with Lu Xuan before, she mistakenly thought that Lu Xuan was a gay man.
Lin Shiman's pretty face turned red and she whispered: "Lu Xuan, will I tell you a joke?"
Joke? What jokes are told for no reason? Lu Xuan was confused and said, "Well, you tell me, I'll listen."
One night, two tourists came to the only small hotel in the town, a man and a woman. They didn't know each other. It happened that the hotel only had a two-bed single house.
The shop owner said: If there is really no room available, you will stay for one night. At night, the woman drew a line on the ground before going to bed and warned the man that he would not be allowed to cross the line, as crossing the line would be a beast.
The next morning, after the man got up, the woman stepped forward and slapped her. The man was stunned and said: Sister, I did not cross the line last night! The woman said: I really didn’t expect that you would be worse than practicing beasts!!!
"Puff!" When Lu Xuan heard this joke, he sprayed directly, and then coughed hard a few times. He felt like ten thousand grass mud horses had run by, and he was unable to complain to the extreme!
What's wrong with this silly girl? Don't you have to hint me like that, right? Lu Xuan wanted to vomit blood. Of course he has heard of this joke. It's too funny. It's a beast to cross the line, but it's worse than the beast, so it really won't make people live.
After Lin Shiman finished telling this joke, her face was flushed and burning like a fire. She just wanted Lu Xuan to take the initiative when she said such a school beauties.
Lin Shiman did this because she really fell in love with Lu Xuan, and Lu Xuan kissed her and touched her. Moreover, everyone in her family liked Lu Xuan so much. She did this boldly under the instigation of her mother.
On weekdays, even if you beat Lin Shiman to death, you won’t do such a shameful thing.
"Haha--" Lu Xuan pretended to laugh a few times and said, "This joke is really funny, well, go to bed."
Lu Xuan pretended to be stupid and stunned to the end. He could not bear this responsibility because he knew in his heart that Lin Shiman was still a yellow girl who had never had a relationship.
More importantly, Lin Shiman is a descendant of the ancient martial arts family and attaches great importance to the word chastity. Lu Xuan really dares not touch it.
Lu Xuan slowly closed his eyes, looking like he was about to fall asleep.
This idiot! Lin Shiman's face was red and pouted. Lu Xuan was so smart, how could he not understand what a joke mean?
He was deliberately pretending to be stupid! Lin Shiman snorted, Lu Xuan, you are not even as good as a beast!
The more Lu Xuan was like this, the more angry Lin Shiman became. He was so cute and beautiful, such a delicate beauty, he was not interested at all. It was so angry.
Lin Shiman would not believe that Lu Xuan was a gay man. At this moment, her beautiful eyes lit up and she also got into the bed-
Lu Xuan just fell asleep in a daze when something suddenly hit his face, which immediately woke him up. This thing was soft and was clothes!
At this moment, Lu Xuan opened his eyes and looked at Lin Shiman's pajamas in the moonlight outside the window. Suddenly, Lu Xuan was angry. Why did this silly girl throw her pajamas on my face?
"Shiman, what are you doing--" Before Lu Xuan finished speaking, another piece of clothing flew over and covered him directly on his face, pajamas!
Is there still over? Is this silly girl okay to do anything? Lu Xuan is both angry and funny, and when the clothes are all on his face, he is immediately stunned.
Because this is a sexy lace bra, and this sexy underwear directly covered Lu Xuan's face, making Lu Xuan smell the charming body fragrance instantly. This close-fitting thing is so tempting that Lu Xuan gushed and immediately swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
At this moment, Lu Xuan finally knew what Lin Shiman wanted to do. He was amused and crying. Should he make such a fuss?
When a black little inward flew over, Lu Xuan didn't want to be covered on his face, so he grabbed it with one hand. His underwear, transparent and soft embroidered gauze, was smooth and delicate, emitting a unique atmosphere of a woman.
"Gu Long!" Lu Xuan swallowed again with difficulty. These things were really seductive.
Lu Xuan could even imagine that Lin Shiman took off all her clothes and was sleeping naked. Thinking of this, Lu Xuan couldn't help but look at Lin Shiman.
Lin Shiman only showed her head, but the quilt close to her body made her figure look convex and charming. She saw that her beautiful face, which had not been applied to any makeup, looked even more charming and delicate. Not only that, her blushing face was shy, and her blushing face was extremely charming, which was even more beautiful and fragrant than the March collar. She was truly charming and charming.
Chapter completed!