Chapter 355
After getting off the mountain, Jiang Li took a taxi and headed straight to the airport.
"Master, you're driving a little hard." Jiang Li couldn't help but sigh as he watched the taxi overtake all the way.
The driver smiled and said, "Haha... don't be afraid. I have been driving a car for twenty years. If you take my car, you will be willing to give it a hundred and twenty hearts. You will definitely deliver it to you in a complete and complete manner."
When Jiang Li heard this, he smiled bitterly. Why did he feel so furious about this?
The driver was about to say something, but he heard a bang!
A car suddenly accelerated when the driver changed lanes and hit the taxi's butt.
The driver immediately swallowed the words, and was not panicked. He skillfully clamped the steering wheel, rushed forward with a throttle for a while, then slowly slowed down, and stopped on the side of the road.
Then, before the driver got off the bus, he started scolding: "Can you drive?"
The driver pushed open the car door and got out of the car, and his angry face turned into a bitter face.
Jiang Li lay down in the back window and looked back, and saw a Rolls-Royce slowly parked by the car. Jiang Li said astonished: "Good guy, this taxi master is afraid he will sell the house."
Following Rolls-Royce, there was also a passing police car, and two traffic policemen got off...
The crow hidden in Jiang Li's arms poked his head out, took a look and said, "Is this a coincidence?"
The penguin was big and round, and it was stuffed into the clothes, and Jiang Li seemed to be pregnant. So Doudou was finally stuffed into the suitcase again. When he heard the crow say this, it also asked curiously: "Let me out and I'll see what's going on."
Jiang Li ignored him and frowned and said, "It's indeed a coincidence, but it doesn't matter, we're in a hurry anyway."
After saying that, Jiang Li pushed open the car door, picked up Qianmo and went out.
Then, regardless of the shocked eyes of the Rolls-Royce owner and the taxi master, walked towards the trunk.
The taxi master said, "It's deformed and cannot be opened."
Click!
Jiang Li pulled off the trunk lid and took out his suitcase. Before the driver opened his mouth, he stuffed him a thousand dollars and said, "Take it to repair it, I'm in a hurry."
After saying that, Jiang Li held the suitcase with one hand and the baby with the other, followed by an old man in black and left so casually.
In the Rolls-Royce car, the driver turned around and asked, "Master, the goal is gone, can we continue to act?"
In the back seat of the car, an old man in Tang suit and holding a wine gourd was sitting. The old man looked very kind, especially when he smiled, he looked like a little Buddha.
At this moment, he couldn't laugh, but couldn't help but curse, "This grandson is not curious at all, doesn't it look like watching a show at all?"
If a poor person hits a rich man’s car, don’t you want to see what the bad kid will do?
It’s okay if you don’t have curiosity, why don’t you have any sympathy at all?”
The driver coughed dryly and said, "Master, do you still ask him to compensate for this car?"
The old man glared at the driver and said, "Nonsense! My money is not blown by the strong wind. He changes his lines and it's not me who blames him for everything! If he asks him to compensate, he has to pay for his shorts!"
After saying that, the old man pushed open the door and got out of the car.
At this time, two traffic police officers came over and said, "Are you the owner of this car?"
The old man pointed to the driver and said, "If you have something to do, I'm still rushing to fish. There is a driving recorder on the car, and then my grandson changes lanes. You can do it."
After saying that, the old man chased Jiang with a wine gourd, muttering, "Where did the traffic police come from?"
After talking to the traffic police for a few words, the young man walked towards the taxi driver and said, "Do you have a back room?"
The taxi driver cried...
"Jiang Li, such an expensive car, the taxi master is afraid that he can't afford it, right?" Qian Mo said with some sympathy.
Jiang Li said disapprovingly: "All of them are adults. I know what consequences will happen if what I do. Since I dare to drive so fast, I have considered the consequences of crashing a car or hitting a person... Now the consequences have occurred. Although they exceed his expectations, they are not worthy of sympathy."
Seeing that Qianmo's big eyes were still a little unreliable, Jiang Li said, "What would you do if he drove me to death?"
Qian Mo immediately took out his gun and said, "I shot him!"
Jiang Li smiled and said, "Why?"
"I am the only relative of you. No matter who hurts you, I will kill him!" Qian Mo said unreasonably.
Jiang Li smiled, and then solemnly asked Qianmo: "So, do you know, whose relatives, brothers, and fathers will the person he hit and kill? What should he do if the other party dies, his relatives, wife, and children? But if he drives slowly, with his twenty-year driving experience, he can reduce this risk to an negligible level. But he still chose to take the risk..."
Hearing this, Qianmo was silent.
Jiang Li knew that Qianmo understood, so he stopped saying anything, but stopped a car to the airport.
At this moment, the old man just got out of the car and walked here. Seeing that Jiang Li had taken another taxi, he was anxious and followed him.
For a moment, many people looked over and muttered: "I, Cao, this old man has such a good physical fitness..."
Another old man asked other old men and women: "Is there any time-out egg discount overtime?"
"I don't know."
"It should be, otherwise it wouldn't be possible to run so fast."
...
The old man was obviously not an ordinary person, with his six senses and could hear clearly, and he almost vomited blood.
He glared fiercely at the old men and ladies who were idle and had nothing to do, and quickly stopped a car, threw a handful of money over, and chased Jiang and left.
When he arrived at the airport, Jiang Li went to the hotel next to him first, and then took out Doudou and Crow.
When the two guys saw it, the crow quickly shouted, "Boss, boss! You don't need to go back, right? Look at me, the north is too cold, and the hair grows much faster. I'm covered in fluff now. No matter how much you apply oil, I can't become a Dong'an chicken. Besides, there are no Dong'an chickens sold in the northeast. If you stew mushrooms in the chickens, you don't have mushrooms either."
Jiang Li touched his chin, nodded, expressing his approval.
The crow suddenly breathed a sigh of relief...
At this moment, Jiang Li muttered, "The furry chicken..." Then his eyes lit up, and he slapped his hands and said, "There is indeed no Dong'an chicken in the northeast, but there are furry eggs in the northeast! Look at your fuzz, it just happened!"
Then, with a look of indifference, Jiang Li applied a layer of soy sauce and chili, and said in his heart: "Don't let me know who invented the egg, beating to death, and digging the grave if you die!"
After dealing with the crow, Jiang Li looked at Doudou.
Dou Dou laughed dryly and said, "The crow pretended to be a fur egg, it was too big. The fur eggs in the Northeast are not that big. They are all chicks... My height is not enough..."
Jiang Li smiled and put it in with his pocket. Then he grabbed a handful of sauerkraut and threw it in. He said, "Do you have a vacuum iron pot, you can eat it by adding the soup after you go back and add it to your own soup! Haha, why did my mother give me such a smart birth? Hahaha..."
He casually sealed the two guys with the vacuum machine on the side and threw them into the trunk. Jiang Li happily pulled the suitcase and entered the airport with his baby in his arms.
Similarly, Doudou and Raven were dragged out of the box when they passed the security check.
But Doudou was dragged out first. The security inspector looked at Doudou and sauerkraut, and then looked at Jiang Li.
Jiang Li grinned and said, "The local specialty, the iron pot is vacuum-packed."
"Brother, you... are not right." The security inspector was a big and thick man, but when he said this, his eyes were shining.
Jiang Li's heart trembled and thought, was it discovered? His seamless plan was discovered? Is it that my eyes?
As a result, I heard from the security inspector: "Are you fooled? This big goose is long, haha... I have never seen such a slapped person like this. Look at the neck is too short... and the legs are as if they are not long... and the casting is too small."
Jiang Li coughed dryly and said, "This is a new variety..."
"I didn't even pull the Mao clean for you. This craft is too rough. Who sold it? It's too fooling? Tell you guys, they are all from Northeast China, and I can't even see enough."
Jiang Li didn't expect to meet a kind-hearted person, but he explained it with great sincerity that Doudou is a small fat goose with a short neck but a lot of meat, short legs but a lot of meat, mainly because of a lot of fat, which makes it particularly fragrant when stewed.
As a result, the security inspector became interested and asked Jiang Li where he could buy it.
Jiang Li had no choice but to give Li Chengjun's address and phone number to the other party.
Then the security inspector happily put away the address, pulled out the crow, and then laughed: "Brother, what's this... what's the thing? A chicken is not a chicken, a bird is not a bird, and it's all covered in fur... The soy sauce chili on it, oh... it's too fooling, right? You won't have a new variety, right?"
Jiang Li coughed dryly and said, "Big hairy egg...Ostrich hairy egg."
At this time, the security inspector stopped talking nonsense, and confirmed that this thing was not a contraband, and that it could be bought by Li Chengjun, and then it was released directly.
After walking far away, Jiang Li could still hear him muttering: "Let's try it all in a while when he turned around."
Jiang Li quickly accelerated to leave. When he arrived at the boarding gate, it was still so long that Jiang Li asked Hei Lian to take care of Qian Mohe and went to the toilet by himself.
Seeing this, Hei Lian walked around and followed him.
"What are you doing? You are a big devil, and you still have to pee?" Jiang Li looked at Hei Lian curiously.
Hei Lian gave him a white look and said, "I can't kill people now, and I can't set fires. What's wrong with me urinating? Can I just experience life?"
Jiang Li was speechless...
At the same time, outside, Qian Mo sat alone in the suitcase, lit his short legs hard on the ground, sliding back and forth on the ground like driving. While sliding, he complained: "Is it necessary for men to queue up when they have been in the toilet for so long?"
Chapter completed!