Chapter 36 Rich! Nima!
Seeing that Cheng Shu was so virtuous, Jiang Li sighed and said, "Okay, I'll give you some advice, but the consultation fee is 30,000."
Cheng Shu seemed to be really anxious and didn't care about Jiang Li Shi's big mouth and immediately said, "Okay, tell me quickly."
Jiang Li said: "When someone comes back, if you ask you, you will say you can kill me! If you should show off, you should pretend to be strong! If others don't believe it, go to Wu Yangqing and ask her to testify for you. Well... I think she will help you. As for what she asks, you can tell her if you know.
You admit it yourself, Wu Yangqing will testify for you, and no one will come out to compete for you for credit. So whether they believe it or not, the credit will be 100% yours."
When Cheng Shu heard this, he glanced at Wu Yangqing, who was still using gorgeous words to scold Jiang Li as a bastard and was about to leave, and asked, "Are you sure Wu Yangqing can help?"
Jiang Li said: "Have I lied to you?"
Cheng Shu thought for a while and said, "Okay, I'll try..."
Jiang Li said: "If there are too many such small things in the future, you will go to an acting class when you are fine and learn how to show off. Otherwise, you will not be able to hold on, don't blame me."
Cheng Shu said: "I understand, don't worry, I will never let you down."
Jiang Li said: "You just call me like this, aren't you afraid of being heard?"
Cheng Shu said: "Don't worry, I'm responsible. The bastard Hongzhao was driven away by me..."
After saying oh, Jiang Li suddenly lowered his voice and asked, "Hey...Who will compensate for the destroyed public goods when you beat the devil?"
Cheng Shu said: "If it is confirmed that I broke it, it is usually organized to compensate. No matter what the devil is broken, what's wrong?"
Jiang Li subconsciously looked up at the sky, then asked, "If that thing is expensive, will you pay for it?"
Cheng Shu smiled and said, "You still don't know enough about our organization. Our organization has money!"
Jiang Li said oh, then hung up the phone with confidence, and then muttered silently: "Then I wish you good luck!"
Seeing that Jiang Li hung up the phone, Hei Lian asked curiously: "Hey, what kind of music was your phone ringtone just now? That laughter is so magical."
Jiang Li said, "A song of a psychopath."
Hei Lian looked at Jiang Li's back who was going upstairs and said, "It's quite suitable for you."
Early the next morning, the Guardians organized a shrill scream in the Xiaoxiang branch: "Satellite?! I... I tm to shoot a satellite?"
Then Jiang Li's phone rang again with the magical music: "Hey, hahaha..."
Jiang Liyi looked at the caller ID Cheng Shu.
So Jiang Li picked it up casually and said, "Hey?"
"Hey, your brother-in-law! Your tm actually broke a satellite? How expensive is that thing? Do you know? I told you...¥#amp;amp;amp;"
Jiang Li threw his phone directly on the bed, then took out another phone and turned on the speakerphone, and put it there, clicked on the music, and heard his voice sounding from the phone: "Well... OK, I understand."
In infinite loop...
Jiang Li went to wash his face and brush his teeth.
When Jiang Li finished washing his face and brushing his teeth and picked up his phone, Cheng Shu was still roaring there: "Do you know these two sentences? Can you say something innovative?!"
bite!
Resentment +10
When Jiang Li heard this, he was immediately happy. He didn't expect that there would be unexpected gains!
So Jiang Li stopped talking and continued to let his mobile phones chat with each other.
While having breakfast, Jiang Li saw the little girl he teased last night.
Because she changed her clothes and was dark last night, the little girl couldn't recognize Jiang Li.
However, Jiang Li could still hear the little girl's parents eating there and scolding: "Don't let me encounter the perverted person last night, otherwise I will definitely beat him up."
Jiang Li was speechless for a while, and finished breakfast in a few seconds and went shopping.
Because of the Shadow Demon, the area locked by Jiang Li has been blocked by the public security team. No outsiders are allowed to enter except those in the community.
When Jiang Li remembered that he was still calling Cheng Shu, he picked it up and found that Cheng Shu had hung up the phone.
At the same time, I received a message full of resentment from Cheng Shu: "Brother, can we be gentle next time?"
Jiang Li stumbled and replied: "Strive for it!"
At this moment, Jiang Li received a call from the landlord.
"Jiang Li, how have you been recently?" The landlord is an old accountant and speaks slowly, but Jiang Li knows that this old man is very good at calculating. If you call him, there will definitely be no good.
Sure enough, before the three sentences were finished, the old accountant said, "It's like this, you know what's going on in our situation. Last night, such a big demon came and was killed. I think we can definitely be angry!"
Jiang Li said: "It shouldn't be? If something big happened, everyone was so scared that they wanted to run away, right?"
The old accountant hummed and said, "What do you know? It is because we have been here and were killed, so we seem safe! So, whether we want to see the scenes where the demons have fought or pursue safety, we will be hot!"
Jiang Li said: "What's the matter?"
The old accountant stopped talking and said bluntly: "The rent will increase by 15% next month, do you have no objection, are you?"
Jiang Li's face turned dark as soon as he heard this. He knew very well what the situation in this community was. He had been disrepair and there were no street lights on the road. There were even demons who had come. How could this price increase? It's a ghost!
Moreover, demons are not a rare thing now, and everyone is too late to hide. Who would come to visit the places where the demons fought? Do you think they live too long?
To put it bluntly, it’s just that the old accountant is looking for reasons to cheat him again!
Jiang Li snorted, "I said, are you still finished? You changed my water meter secretly? I haven't left at home for a month. Why? I have whales at home? There are also electricity meters. Other people's homes jump one by one, and our homes jump one by one. What's the matter? This is a Kangaroo brand electricity meter?"
When the old accountant heard this, his face turned red, but he still said stubbornly: "You boy have no evidence, don't talk nonsense? Anyway, I have told you everything I should say. The rent price will increase. Start next month, I will pay one year at a time, so don't blame me for chasing people!"
Jiang Li became popular when he heard this. Now he is no longer the poor boy he used to be, and he is bullied by you.
So Jiang Li said, "Turn away someone? No need to chase him away, your house collapsed."
The old accountant was stunned and said, "What does it mean?"
Then the old accountant heard a loud bang, and then Jiang Li coughed twice and said, "Didn't you come to the devil yesterday? The devil broke the house with one punch, that's that simple."
After saying that, Jiang Li hung up the phone.
Chapter completed!