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In the ninth year of Changqing, three months after Yuan Cixian successfully gave birth to Erlang of the Lu family.
In mid-Spring of February, the Waking of Insects is approaching, and it is still cold. The morning and night are wet, but the sun is warm and pleasant at noon, which is a good time for spring fishing.
Outside Luoyang City, as the ice and snow melt, willow branches sprout tender buds, birds sing and flowers scent, boating to the middle of the river, and taking a fishing rod, you can catch live fish.
At the head of the river, Yuan Cixian pillowed her legs to bask in the sun, while occasionally urging the person above her head: "Have you caught it?"
Lu Shiqing held the rod in one hand and tightened her lips like punishment, looked down at her and said hatefully: "You make another sound, no matter how stupid the fish is, you will run away."
She was twisted with her lips and couldn't speak. She vaguely said, "Yeah um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um
She was saying: My voice sounds so nice, how could I scare away the fish!
Lu Shiqing heard it clearly and sighed: "Look, run another one."
"..." She was so angry that she snorted heavily, and when he had no choice but to let go, he bit his finger fiercely.
He was bitten and felt his index finger bones breaking, and he gritted his teeth and scolded: "Yuan Cixian, do you know what my hand is going to do?"
After saying this, Yuan Cixian remembered Chang'an Eve ten years ago.
When she first met ten years ago, she followed Lu Shiqing to the suburbs of Chang'an to investigate the case. After being caught by her brother, she was so angry that she whipped him hard.
She asked her brother at that time if she knew what Mr. Lu would do in the future. Then she praised him question and answer, and finally said that he wanted to support the world.
She showed a sense of excitement and pillowed on his legs and said comfortably: "If you have finished helping me today, what important things do you have to do with this hand?"
Lu Shiqing obviously also remembered that she blew hard back then. She opened her five fingers and took a look, then bent her lips and replied: "There is something more important than supporting the world. I have to relax at night."
"..." Yuan Cixian was so choked that she couldn't refute her. After a while, she pretended to be shy and delicate, covering her face and said, "Someone is proclaiming lust in the daytime!"
After being married for about eight years, the old couple said anything dirty. Why did he proclaim licentiously in the daytime? He was restrained without taking action directly in this wilderness.
Lu Shiqing said lightly: "Why, who else can participate in my bid now?"
Yuan Cixian thought to himself that he would show off.
A year ago, he brought her to Luoyang to have a fetus. Soon afterwards, he handed her resignation letter to the poor little saint, and used some methods to bring the whole family over. Now he is already idle, and no political enemy can ever get him wrong.
Seven years of court games are finally over.
Whenever she thinks of this, she has to sigh that Jiang Guoguo is really old. He is very lucky in the court and is at ease. When he leaves the court, he retreats bravely and escapes. The little emperor has never been able to play with him, so he can only watch Yuanshu being taken away from the capital.
She turned her body like a snake, changed from being on her back to lying on her side, and said, "You want to not catch a bass for me today, and I will not give you enough to turn around."
Look, she can say dirty words too.
Lu Shiqing sighed, tightened the fishing rod in his hand, and focused his gaze on the river surface.
When this woman was free, she came out. He missed her birthday on the third day of the second month for two consecutive years due to a war in Nanzhao and an Uighur war. Now she asked him to make up for it. Today, he had to make a bowl of sea bass soup for her.
The sea bass must be caught by hand. The scallions must be planted by hand and cut by hand. As for tofu cubes, if they cannot be ground by hand, they must at least buy and cut by hand.
In order to make a sea bass soup, he started planting onions in the back garden of the mansion early in the morning. He bent his hands and waist every morning, watching the onions grow up little by little, just like raising a son.
It's simply sick.
Seeing him frowning with a bitter and grudge, Yuan Cixian was satisfied. Just as she was about to close her eyes and sleep, she suddenly saw his brow loosening and his hand holding the fishing rod tightened slightly.
Have it and have it.
She suddenly turned around and happened to Lu Shiqing folded his wrist and lifted the rod, pulling the bait and prey off the water. However, the next moment, before she could even take a closer look, she rolled up.
A scream that shocked Chunye.
The bait hook was connected to a yellowish-brown object nearly three feet long, and the thing was twisting and struggling.
He, he caught her a slippery water snake!
God knows that this thing can take Yuan Cixian's life.
Lu Shiqing was also stunned when he saw this, afraid that she would be scared. After getting up, she couldn't pick the bait hook, so she simply threw the rod quickly and threw it into the river from a distance.
After a "dong", he came back to his senses. Then he realized that his back had sunk a lot. He looked down and saw that his neck had two jade arms wrapped around his neck and thin legs were wrapped around his waist. Yuan Cixian tied himself tightly on his back like an octopus, and said in surprise: "How can there be snakes in the river!"
He laughed for a moment, reached out to hold her calves, lifted her up, and turned around and said, "Ask me, who will I ask?"
Yuan Cixian was still shocked, her goose bumps were not yet faded. After shaking, she recovered a little. She tightened her forearm in her arms, and she looked like she was about to force him to get angry: "You caught it, don't you ask who you ask?"
As soon as he was about to speak, he saw her suddenly shake her head, as if she was throwing off some scene in her head, and said, "Go back and settle the bill, and quickly get the boat ashore."
Seeing that she didn't seem to have any intention of coming down, Lu Shiqing said, "How can I take a boat like this?" Seeing that she was about to pretend to be pitiful when she slapped her mouth. She had tried many strategies for ten years, so he stopped her first, bent over and took the oar, reminding her, "Then you can hold it yourself."
She nodded, lowered her head and rubbed against his clean and neat hair: "Hold it, hurry up."
Lu Shiqing was urged to the shore as if she was urging her to death. When she carried her onto the carriage on the shore, she confirmed: "I'm going back to the city now, don't drink sea bass soup?"
"There are snakes in the river, so how can you eat the fish you catch?"
He browsed: "What about the tofu I bought and the onions I have been growing for so long?"
She thought for a while and said, "I'm so worried at this time. Wouldn't you bring it to me for food?"
"Oh." Lu Shiqing nodded as if he suddenly realized, looked at the sky and thought deeply, and said, "Okay."
This is good.
*
The next day on the fourth day of the second month, one day after Yuan Cixian's birthday, it was also a 100-day banquet for Lu Yuanting, the second son of the Lu family. The banquet was set up in Lu Mansion, Luoyang City, and it was very low-key, not involving old friends from court officials, and all the people invited were closest relatives.
Early in the morning, Yuan Cixian woke up in Lu Shiqing's arms. He remembered this incident and recalled his actions last night. He beat his waist and back and thought that a bunch of guests would be entertained. He couldn't bear it all night and insisted on treating her like a jackal, tiger and leopard, and he didn't know who celebrated his birthday.
Lu Shiqing opened her eyes because of the noise. Seeing that she was about to get up, she pressed her head back, and said in a hoarse voice, "It's still early."
She pushed him: "Everyone should arrive later."
"It's okay, I'll sit anywhere when I come. Yuan Zhen gets up early and will be able to entertain you." After he said vaguely, he closed his eyes and fell asleep again, and gave everything to the eight-year-old Dalang.
Yuan Cixian chuckled, stretched out a finger, and sang a circle in front of his chest to provoke him: "It's lively at night, and it's like mud in the morning, Lu Zishu, thirty-two years old, you're old cow in the old age."
He opened his eyes in a flash, and there was no sign of chaos now. He grabbed his arrogant finger in his palm: "Yuan Cixian, things can be eaten randomly, and words cannot be spoken randomly."
She bent her knees and poked him down, noticed that his momentum was coming, and said, "Living? I'll get up."
"Dong".
Lu Shiqing got up, not only got up alone, but also turned over and pressed her under her, her eyes like a knife, probably criticizing her for not being too serious.
Yuan Cixian has no choice but to be unwilling to wake up if he doesn’t pick on something, right?
She said: "Fight quickly."
Every time she had a tone of "oh" and "yo", Lu Shiqing's scalp would explode. Without saying a word, she went straight to the mountain gate.
After the clouds and rain stopped, they were well-tied up, pinched their arms out of the yard for a good time, and heard from the servant that Lu Shuangyu and Dou Azhang had arrived.
Speaking of this couple, there are also stories to tell. When the late emperor was still there, Lu Shuangyu couldn't bear Dou Azhang's trouble. Whenever she met, she would never give him a good look. Unexpectedly, the war broke out later. She fled to the Uighurs with her brother, but instead thought about him in a foreign country. The feeling at that time was not enough to fall in love with her, but she was in a hurry and left no explanation. So when she thought of it, she was a little worried, afraid that the nerd would be unable to think about it or misunderstand it, and what should I do if I fought with the emperor?
After thinking about this for a while, when Lu Shiqing and Yuan Cixian returned to Beijing to support Zheng Hong in the throne, the chaos in Chang'an City was about to settle, she and Ah Niang returned to Beijing under the escort of the army.
The first day I went back, I asked my brother and sister-in-law about what was going on with the Dou family.
Yuan Cixian said, do you know what it looks like if a man ignores his hair and beard for two months?
Lu Shuangyu was stunned and asked if it was Dou Azhang.
She said yes, but she came late and couldn't see it. After he learned that the Lu family had not rebelled and that she was safe, he had already dealt with all the scum on his face.
Lu Shuangyu knew that Yuan Cixian had no reason to exaggerate the facts, so she hesitated in the mansion all day long. As soon as she decided to go to Dou's mansion, she heard that Dou Azhang was coming. She went out and saw that his hair and hair had indeed been cleaned up at first sight, but she had lost several laps and had taken off her figure and had not yet gained weight.
She couldn't say what she felt. If she really wanted to describe it, it might be like eating a skewer of candied haws. It was cool, sour and sweet.
Dou Azhang saw her struggling and said that she disliked him for his terrible appearance, and hurriedly said that he was not here to disturb her, so he made sure that she was safe and left.
Lu Shuangyu secretly scolded him for being stupid, stopped him, and asked Hongju to carry out a lively old hen.
Dou Azhang didn't see his intention until the fat chicken was stuffed into his hand. He heard her say, "Kill and eat, make up your body firmly, and then come and propose marriage!"
After she finished speaking, she turned around and ran away, not knowing whether she was shy or annoyed.
Dou Azhang's heart was stopped and stood there for a while. When he reacted, he was so excited that his hands were relaxed. The old hen broke free and ran around the yard.
Lu Shuangyu hid in the corner and quietly leaned her head. When she saw him chasing the chicken in panic, she was clumsy and smiled with a smile on her belly.
In the blink of an eye, these couple had been married for about six years. Dou Azhang became the Minister of Rites, and Lu Shuangyu naturally lived with him in Chang'an.
Lu Shiqing and Yuan Cixian talked about these past events and went out to greet them. While instructing the servants to call Yuan Zhen and Yuanshu, who were greedy outside, to come in to see the guests.
The servant hurried to find the brother and sister, but when he arrived at the side door, he saw Yuanshu alone. The eight-year-old lady was playing with a slingshot, and she covered her eyes with a strip of red silk cloth and hit a row of small targets against her head.
The target fell to the ground with a silence, and a few maids who accompanied her were applauding.
As soon as the servant was about to step forward, he called the little lady not to play, but suddenly heard the sound of a cart wheel. Then, a generous cart crashed into his sight. The cart was black and the wall was carved with dragon patterns, which looked no different from ordinary people.
As soon as the car stopped, the curtain was lifted from inside. At the same time, the little lady who was still unaware of it came over with a slingshot and hit the man's waist, and Ding Ling made a crisp sound.
"Ouch!" The person who was hit by the stone did not speak, but another eunuch came out of the car and said in his voice, "Everyone, are you okay?"
The servants and the maids beside them were confused. After realizing the identity of the person they came, they hurriedly knelt down.
Lu Yuanshu, covered in red silk, pulled off the cloth strip and looked at the entrance with confusion. He saw the young man with red lips and white teeth smiling, pushing the eunuch's hand away and walking towards her, and asking, "Yuanshu, don't you recognize me anymore?"
Chapter completed!