Chapter 12 Little Brother Take Me With You
With a curious heart, Tian Luo leaned forward and took a look, and saw a soft and diarrhea-like id on his pink loli's head: Brother save me...
Tian Luo: "..."
But Ji Shaoyi was still soft and unaware of it. He turned his head and looked at him blankly: "What's your expression?"
"I am sorry, boss." Tian Luo thought for a moment, but decided to tell him the truth: "My cousin has never worn pink since she was ten years old, and she doesn't need to be soft and cute."
"They all have the thickest bangs, cut the greenest tea princess, put the most exaggerated quick-shou makeup, and say the most rustic love words."
Ji Shaoyi: "So what id do your cousin use?"
"The day before yesterday, I called Smile and buried the pride of tears. Yesterday, I called the slanted bangs to cover the corner of my right eye. Today I will take a look." Tian Luo said, and took out his cell phone: "Today I called Li Yingshang Angelina Yingxue Yu Hanling..."
"Anyway, it's just non-mainstream use, how to do Mary Sue, and after converting it into Martian text, add a bunch of messy symbols. You say you are ten years old this year and everyone believes it." Tian Luo concluded.
Ji Shaoyi thought about Lang's temptation, which was tempting with earthy flavor and Renaissance flavor, and finally nodded and compromised.
What if that slutty man is really good at this?
...
Lang Qiao had no classes in the afternoon and evening, and after lunch, he started the daily routine of an Internet-addicted girl.
As soon as she logged into the game, she saw another friend application, and a strong Mary Sue + Renaissance breath came to her face as soon as she opened it.
【Liang Wu·Ji Jieli, where to ask to add you as a friend
Additional message: Take our slut!
Lang Qiao: "????"
Whose elementary school student is on vacation? Or is the fallen girl being stimulated? She even doubts whether this person sells movies...
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Lang Qiao was idle, so she simply clicked to agree, wanting to see what kind of monster this unknown species was going to be with her.
On the other hand, Ji Shaoyi, whose friend application finally passed, shed tears of emotion. He was like a girl Sichun who had been in love with her for many years and finally got the contact information. She was so excited that she hammered the table and scratched the wall. Finally, she even called out a groundhog: "Ahhh, he agreed, he agreed to my friend application!"
Tian Luo: "..." OK, I understand.
Isn’t it okay if he eats Lang Jimo?
After being excited, Ji Shaoyi immediately opened a double-row room and sent a team invitation to Lang's temptation.
Lang Qiao clicked on the agreement and entered the room. Then, he was so pink that he couldn't open his eyes and almost left the room.
Thank you for being a perverted person, she subconsciously felt that she was a pervert when she saw a person wearing a sexy fan.
As if to confirm her guess, the next second the pervert drove the microphone: "Yeah, little brother, are you ready? I'm going to drive it~~~"
The same whispering is ten levels, the same pretentiousness, the same whispering ten miles away, the same whispering is the same as heaven and earth.
What's even more fatal is... the same male voice.
Lang Qiao was frightened by the familiar voice and was about to exit the room immediately, but it was too late.
This pervert seemed to be afraid that she would run away, and he immediately opened his words after asking, without giving her a chance to repent.
Mr. Ji finally added people every day and every night, so he naturally had to make a flirt with it. As soon as he entered the game, the sound of his spicy ears echoed over the entire Quality Square.
"Brother Yingying, how many hours have you been playing? I see that you have a great record and awesome. Can you take me with me in the future?"
Lang Qiao refused to answer his question and ran to the beach in one breath, and he plunged into the water.
She wants to be sober.
After the plane took off, Ji Shaoyi directly clicked a parachuting jump, and then continued to release her charm: "Yeah, brother, where are we going to jump? There are too many people in P City, and they are so scared..."
Lang Qiao deleted the punctuation and marked another military base with his backhand.
Aren’t people afraid? Isn’t it scared you to death today.
As a result, this 'soft girl' not only did not have any fear, but she became even happier: "Yeah, you are so bad~ I like it very much~"
Lang Qiao: "..." Master, stop thinking.
Her ears are almost being poisoned, okay?
She always thought that Gu Congxin was already talkative enough, but she was completely inferior to Ji Shaoyi, who became slutty, and the effort of jumping an umbrella was enough for him to come to the census of the population.
"Brother Yingying, how old are you this year? Where is your family? How many people do you like? What type of girls do you like? Do you have a boy or a girl in the future? Do you have a cat or a dog..."
When he asked in the end, he even asked, "Your parachute looks so good, where did you buy it?"
If Gu Congxin is present, Lang Qiao can kowtow to her on the spot to apologize: I'm sorry, I was wrong, you are not a real talkative person at all!
Because of the large houses and a large number of supplies, the military base has always been a battleground for military strategists. Those who can walk out alive from here are either gods or big shots.
During the period when Ji Shaoyi checked his household registration, Lang Qiao had seen several teams of people jumping here like dumplings.
As soon as the two of them landed, gunfire sounded one after another around them, and someone was already fighting.
Lang Qiao had no time to care about this perverted fool, and immediately went to find a gun when he landed.
Ji Shao didn't forget for a moment that he was here to pretend that he was a soft girl and hooked up with a dog man. He didn't even bother to search for the room. He followed Lang Qiao like a little tail throughout the whole process. After all, soft girl didn't need to be a marksman, just be cute.
Little did he know that Lang, Dog Man, Joe not only did not think he was cute, but instead wanted to give him a shuttle.
While she was circling the room with the person, she was still poisoned by his level 10 whispers. This did not affect the operation much, and the killing message on the screen kept flashing.
It would be fine if Ji Shaoyi didn't help, but she could endure Yingyu's level 10, but he actually dared to use her flesh and blood to block bullets?
He didn't know when he picked up a pan. When she was facing a gun from the other person across the building, he held the pan and danced and shouted to come on. Each person was more lively than the cheerleaders: "Come on, brother! Brother is the best! Brother is invincible!"
And in the eyes of the person opposite, all this is naked ridicule!
Their hatred was instantly pulled to a full point, and they raised their guns to look at the pink figure.
Mr. Ji was prepared for the early morning and shouted, "Ah, oh, oh, little brother, save me." While climbing behind Lang Qiao without hesitation.
Lang Qiao not only acted as his cover, but was also forced to fight against two. After sniping a person on the other side, he was also knocked down by another enemy squatting in the dark. Both sides changed one.
Lang Qiao: "..." I suspect you are playing me, and I have evidence.
Chapter completed!