Chapter 136: If You Can't Beat It, Just Call Your Husband
As if he was afraid that people passing by wouldn't hear it, Jiang Xiaosui ran around and broadcasted like a loudspeaker: "Hey, can anyone nearby hear it? Can you hear it? I was followed by a perverted cute girl..."
Those who don’t know thought it was the urban management brigade who went to the countryside.
When he yelled for the third time, Ji Shaoyi finally couldn't help it. He clicked on the whole meter and said, "Get out of your fucking cute girl."
A male voice caught off guard completely broke Jiang Xiaosui's mentality. He cursed "Calcium Oxide" and screamed even more: "Oh my God, he is still a man? Wuwuwu I'm chasing the first time I'm chasing someone for the first time in my life, and I'm chasing someone for killing me, but I'm still a man after me? Wuwuwu I won't play anymore!"
He turned his head angrily and shouted at the direction of the stairs: "Qi Shen, have you finished eating? Qi Shen, come and save me! Qi Shen, your wife is going to be killed!"
Of course, Qi Shen’s wife = game account.
Shi Qi had already walked to the stairs, but when he heard this, he stopped and silently retreated back to the first floor.
His name is Qi Shen, and the one he was killed was Qi Shen's wife. What does it have to do with him?
The fujokovic girls in the live broadcast room went completely crazy.
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
【Qi Shen’s Wife = Game Account (×)
Qi Shen’s wife = Jiang Xiaosui (?)]
【Hahahahaha, I am pitiful Suisui, the first time I was taken away by a female clothing boss (bushi)]
[It's useless to call Qi Shen, you have to call your husband~[Dog Head]]
[What is the difference between calling your husband if you can't beat him or telling the teacher every time!]
After calling for help many times but failed, Jiang Xiaosui became completely autistic: "Brother, can I ask why you are chasing me?"
"Want to know?" Ji Shaoyi sneered, and said endlessly: "Go and ask your husband."
Jiang Xiaosui only knew that there were many young ladies who liked to watch them. Unexpectedly, there were male CP fans. He was shocked on the spot and said something unscrupulous: "You, are you, you, are you still me and Qi Shen's CP fans?"
Ji Shaoyi: "What about that?"
Although he just waited for the crash and took a look at the barrage, he thought from the bottom of his heart that CP was good at any time.
Q: What is the most effective way to eliminate love rivals?
Answer: Find a boyfriend for your love rival.
Even if the two of them failed to reach the end, judging by Shi Qi's sexual orientation, it would be impossible to have another idea of beating Lang Qiao, right?
It's just one and all!
The more Ji Shaoyi thought about it, the more exciting he felt, and he wanted to turn into a CP fan head on the spot, press his head for them, produce grain, and move to the Civil Affairs Bureau!
The CP will be locked to my master at any time, and Tian Luo will swallow the key!
When Jiang Xiaosui heard that he was a CP fan, he felt even more crying: "Then why are you chasing me?"
"You produce grain too slowly, and the sugar-producing technique is not good either." Ji Shao sighed, and the joke came out as soon as he spoke, and he looked very serious like an old father: "Baby, dad is very disappointed with you."
Jiang Xiaosui: "???" No, weren't you still a CP fan just now? Why did you suddenly become my father again?
I suspect you are taking advantage of me, but I have no evidence...
This shocking reversal made all the friends in the live broadcast room laugh.
【Hahahahahahahahahaha, what the hell?】
[Shocked! A man was furious about the speed of the candy he sent by fans and crashed into a car, and how many streets did he chase the main owner?]
[Hahahahaha, what the hell is this silly fan? Blast it for me! Put the knife on Suisu's neck and let him marry Qi Shen quickly!]
[Hahahahaha I learned it. Next time, Qi Shen is unwilling to double-row with Suisu, we will go and snipe him!]
[Forget it, if you need gaming skills, you can chase this professional player for a few streets and not be killed... Damn it? This person is not a professional player who secretly snatched candy in a small trumpet, right?]
【Hahahahaha, things seem to be getting more and more interesting?】
They thought it was quite interesting, and Jiang Xiaosui was about to cry: "What can I do if I have a cat? You are afraid that I don't know how terrifying a straight man is, he..."
When Jiang Xiaosui was about to accuse Qi of various straight male behaviors, he heard the CP fan sobbing and said with tears in his eyes: "No, I understand!"
"Although I am a boy, you may not believe it when you say it. My girlfriend is a straight straight woman who is comparable to Qi Shen!"
Ji Shao wiped tears that did not exist and began to accuse him: "I praised her hairstyle for her good looks, so she wanted to arrange the same style for me. I tried every means to invite her to have dinner. She said that she was paraplegic at a high position, and that was because of the sake of my cat that she was willing to stay with me honestly."
"There is no straight man in steel, but he doesn't like you enough!"
"Ah?" Jiang Xiaosui felt more and more reasonable: "Then what should I do?"
"What else can I do?" Ji Shaoyi looked so angry: "Flirt! Just flirt hard! As long as you have good skills in flirting, straight men can push them down, and acting cute must not be missed. It is also important to meet their preferences. The brother and husband shouted casually, and the storage effect was like a drug, and they were thrown into their arms and hugged them. There was always a way to be effective."
Jiang Xiaosui was stunned by him and automatically imagined his cute and whimpering look at Shi Qi...
Oh, the more I thought about it, the more I felt that I was ungrateful. If Qi Shen didn't beat him up, it was probably because he didn't want to go to jail.
Jiang Xiaosui shivered and said weakly: "Forget it, I'm afraid that Qi Shen will not help but want to solo with me. Professional players will be suspended from fighting."
He is still young, and he doesn't want to spend the rest of his life in bed.
Moreover, he just formed a CP with Qi Shen, and he wasn't going to fall in love, so why did he act like he was going to pursue him on his own initiative?
Ji Shaoyi knew that he would be timid, so he 's hurt' the spot: "Why don't you say that people are different? You may not believe it when you say it. Before I decided to chase her, I had already bought the cemetery and personal accident insurance."
"Really? Is it really that fierce?" Jiang Xiaosui looked shocked: "Are you afraid that you should be beaten to death by her when you act so pretentiously?"
While shocked, he was a little confused. I wanted to arrange a copy for myself if I didn’t want to?
After all, judging from the extent of his death in front of Qi Shen every day, he is likely to be beaten.
Just as he was about to give a thumbs up to this heroic buddy, he heard him say, "No, I was ready to be pissed to death in advance."
Jiang Xiaosui: "..." is too real.
Maybe this is true love, it’s because he is so cowardly.
Chapter completed!