Chapter 20 I Can't Eat When I See You
Lang Qiao and Gu Congxin looked up at the same time.
After seeing Lang Qiao's face clearly, Ji Shaoyi was obviously stunned for a moment, then the corners of his lips curled up and smiled particularly brightly: "Hello, we're meeting again."
He shook his phone and said straight to the point: "Is it convenient to add a friend? Lang, の, temptation, temptation?"
He deliberately bit the last few words very heavily, and there was a bit of teasing in his smiling eyes.
As the saying goes, if he doesn't hit someone with a smile, he doesn't believe that he is so polite. The other party can just say to him: Die pervert, get out!
And he obviously underestimated Lang Qiao's straight manhood.
Lang Qiao looked at him expressionlessly for a minute. When his face was about to be frozen, he realized that, "Why?"
"???" The smile on Ji Shaoyi's face frozen on the spot, and he said in confusion: "What's the reason?"
Lang Qiao: "Why do you want to add my friend?"
"???" I added it if I wanted to! Why?
Ji Shaoyi suddenly got a little crazy. Sure enough, the brain circuit of the iron straight woman was not something that his damn handsome pussy could understand!
But looking at her extremely frozen iceberg face, if he didn't say something about it today, she would probably say "Get out of here" and cover the half bowl of noodles that he hadn't finished on his face.
Ji Shaoyi silently glanced at the half bowl of noodles, and suddenly had inspiration and blurted out: "You add my friend, I will teach you how to eat noodles!"
Lang Qiao: "????"
"The kind that doesn't need to be rolled! The kind that can suck it to the end in one bite! The kind that is more silky than Dove!" Ji Shaoyi's desire to survive was added.
Lang Qiao felt offended. It was fine if he was caught secretly filming and bagging when he met again. When he met again, he watched the noodles, especially when he knew that she was Lang's temptation!
Rounding is equivalent to knowing that Lang's temptation will secretly take pictures of handsome guys on the street, eating noodles and rolling them with chopsticks like a child. All of this affects her image as a cold iceberg boss. How could she have the face to stay in the university town after it is reported?
What's more, when she thought of the name Ji Shaoyi, the recorder in her head seemed to automatically press the single loop, and she played his pig-killing whimper over and over again, making her unable to sleep or eat.
She thought that her ears were too pure, so she added such a thing to put on the friend list, right?
Lang Qiao, who clarified his thoughts, shook his head decisively: "No, thank you."
"Why?" Ji Shaoyi asked more without giving up.
Lang Qiao said honestly: "I can't eat when I see you."
As soon as these words were said, Ji Shaoyi seemed to have suffered a dimensional reduction blow and instantly petrified. He was like browsing a barrage in his mind, repeating the sentence repeatedly: I can't eat when I see you, I can't eat when I see you, I can't eat when I see you, I can't eat when I see you...
He was autistic and would never be better.
When Tian Luo packed up his dishes and rushed to the scene, he saw his eldest son standing still like a sculpture of the lord, staring at the chicken noodles in other people's bowls.
Gu Congxin noticed his fiery gaze, held his bowl like an old hen and moved to the farthest position from him, and Lang Qiao followed closely behind.
Tian Luo looked at the two of them and then Ji Shaoyi, and finally said tentatively: "How about I go buy one for you?"
Ji Shaoyi: "..."
He took a deep breath, calmed down his wounded heart, left the noble and cold "get out" and left the restaurant in shame.
On the way back to the dormitory, he kept muttering like he had turned on Xianglin Sao mode: "I'm so stupid, really, I just knew how to teach her to eat noodles correctly, but she didn't expect that she could not eat at all when she saw that I could not eat..."
"Ah, oh, she said she saw a man with 42 abdominal muscles, a side face with a knife cut, a magical facial features, and a three-point cold, thin, sarcastic, and a four-point casual fan-shaped chart in his eyes. "
Tian Luo automatically made up for the picture and said honestly: "I can't eat even if I want me."
After being so excited by him, Ji Shaoyi cried even louder: "Oh, oh, she saw that I couldn't eat! She didn't say that when she secretly photographed me on the street that day! She..."
"Wait!" Tian Luo instantly grabbed the key message in his words: "What did you just say?"
Ji Shaoyi finally stopped howling, "She saw that I couldn't eat?"
"Next sentence."
"That wasn't she said when she was secretly photographing me on the street that day?"
"Yes, yes!" Tian Luo nodded wildly, then said in surprise: "My goddess has actually photographed you secretly? She looks... she doesn't seem like someone who can do such things, right?"
In just a short while, Lang Qiao has been successfully promoted from a skateboarder to the new goddess of Tian Lolicon Luo.
In his aesthetics, no matter whether it is a human or an animal, as long as it is short legs, they are all cute creatures.
However, Ji Shaoyi was a little unhappy when he questioned it. "What do you mean? This young master has such a handsome face, and he doesn't deserve the secret photos of a fan girl?"
"No, no, no." Tian Luo pinched his chin and pondered for a moment, and suddenly opened up a magical idea: "Do you think she may be your fan?"
Ji Shaoyi: "???Then you still need to ask? Of course it is possible!"
"Since she is a fan girl, why do you refuse to add friends with you?" Tian Luo asked again.
"Didn't you say that, you can't eat when you see me?" When Ji Shaoyi mentioned this, he was so angry that he had a toothache and whispered in a low voice: "I can't eat anymore, but why are you still taking pictures of me secretly? What's the difference between this and just running away after flirting?"
"Yes!" Tian Luo felt that he was extremely upset: "This is the biggest contradiction in this case! Judging from my experience of immersed in online novels for so many years, my goddess definitely has her own difficulties in rejecting you!"
"What can she have to do?" Ji Shaoyi said coldly, and when he opened his mouth, he said Old Mary Sue: "You can't have been childhood sweethearts with me since I was a child. We were young, and we ran in the sunset, peed and mud by the river. The two sand sculptures in the sunset are our lost youth. In the future, she moved home and only left half of mud as evidence of our love, but her half mud was snatched away by her vicious sister, and threatened her not to recognize me for various reasons."
"So in order to keep a distance from me and prevent me from attracting my attention, she burst my head as soon as she met. When she met again, she refused my friend's application. If she refused, she would be ugly, and she was so angry that she could even say the reasons that would be harmful to the world when she saw me that I couldn't eat!"
Ji Shaoyi became more and more angry as he spoke, and said angrily: "It's too much! I got angry and married her vicious sister and made her regret it!"
Chapter completed!