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Chapter 27 Season Tony One Less

[Brother Ji Youyu: Let me tell you this. This female classmate is magical. From childhood to adulthood, she has seen me, as long as she has seen me, as well as my uncles, aunts, grandparents, uncles and aunts, little brothers and sisters, from 80-year-old old ladies to baby girls, no one doesn't like me, but she is just her. She is so obsessed with me that she comes to the QQ space to peek at my dynamics when there is no one in the morning, but she still refuses to admit it. Do you think she has a psychological disease?]

Ji Shaoyi has had a likable and harmful face since he was a child, and has excellent social skills. At a young age, he is a famous socialite in the community. Even if Li Jinxi takes him out to buy vegetables, he can coax the stall owner to give him two more green onions.

Thinking about it now, Li Jinxi only felt that the onion given to them by the stall owner might be poisonous, so he poisoned her son, who had been kicked by a donkey, and after all, he was a college person. Why didn’t he have any abcd in his heart?

She rolled her eyes silently across the network cable, pouring cold water without hesitation.

【Ji Youyu’s mother: Everyone likes you, are you sure? 】

[Ji Youyu's mother: If I remember correctly, the convenience store at the entrance of our community still has a sign of "Ji Shaoyi and Dogs are not allowed to enter"? The guardian's lion dog still chases you and bites you when you see you? The little sister of the neighbor's neighbor ran away when she hears your name? The dog chases cats all day long. Is this what you call like?]

[Brother Ji Youyu: I am just young and ignorant. Did I recommend a wave of Durex balloons to my friends? How could I know they would pass through ten or ten times and even the anti-pornographic team was alarmed? And that lion dog, with its hair so long that it was covered with eyes. I just felt that it was afraid that it would hit the tree when it was walking, so I cut it with the most fashionable non-mainstream bangs that year?]

[Brother Ji Youyu: It was just the first time that Teacher Tony felt that this profession was a bit too sacred. It was so sacred that I cut it more and more. The more I cut it, the more I got, the more I got, the more I got, and the more I got, the more I got, and finally I successfully cut it a bald head.]

The Lion Dog looked at his new hairstyle and was so happy that he rushed towards Ji Shaoyi, then kissed and chewed, and there were also various dog words he couldn't understand during the period.

Ji Shaoyi, who has a strong language talent, perceived his heart with his own thoughts. He used all his strength and the most beautiful words in the dog world, and was crazily praising him: It was well cut! It is worthy of being Ji Tony Shaoyi!

To be honest, if the guardian hadn't arrived in time, Ji Shaoyi thought it could have praised it for another half an hour.

Of course, no matter how much Lion Dog likes him, they are all different ways of being human and dog after all, and there is no shortage of rabies vaccine that should be given. And since then, Ji Shaoyi went to school with a small schoolbag every morning. When passing by the entrance of the community, he could see Lion Dog grinning at him like a fanatical little fan, grinning at him and crazily praise him.

Once, the guard forgot to take a dog leash for it, and it even chased Ji Shaoyi from the community to the school gate in one breath. Ji Shaoyi also taught him to chase stars rationally and not to be like humans, and he would always have an illegitimate meal.

The Lion Dog was finally taken back by the guard, and in Ji Shaoyi's heart, a great dream broke out.

That night, he threw his schoolbag in front of his parents, and said to them like 20,000 or 50,000: From tomorrow on, I will not go to school, I will learn by myself and become a great barber! I have already thought of the stage name, so I will call it tony Ji.

His parents had long been used to him being sexy every three days, making trouble every five days, and having a barbell-like laughter, and they all went to do whatever they should do. Ji Shaoyi was so angry that he carried his small schoolbag on his back and took the tailor scissors used by Li Jinxi to go to the world.

He came to the overpass where the legendary gathered with talents from the Eighth Route Army, put his pink rice bowl on the ground, sat cross-legged on the ground, and started begging for food... no, he started waiting for business.

Next to him was a disabled artist who wandered around the bridge. He wore the coolest sunglasses and the most ragged clothes. He pulled Erquan Yingyue, who was the most tear-thrusting nest, while dragging his paralyzed legs on the ground. The pedestrians passing by wiped their tears and lamented that it was not easy for disabled people to take care of their children these days. Then everyone discussed and threw the money into Ji Shaoyi's bowl.

Ji Shaoyi:???

Disabled Brother:???

Before the group of people could walk away, the paralyzed brother was so angry that he stood up on the spot, kicking Ji Shaoyi's job over and told him to get out.

Ji Shaoyi didn't expect that as soon as he went out, he saw the danger of the world. He rolled in his bowl with his crying and was thinking in his mind that he would cut his main business, cut his hair and practice medicine in the side business. Wasn't the brother who was paralyzed with legs just now so angry that he could walk upright?

He silently brought the bowl to the film guy's stall. Before he could even put it down, he was kicked over again.

Film-patting guy: Get out of here, you have stepped on my tempered film.

At this point, Ji Shaoyi completely understood that this overpass could not accommodate him!

He had to go home in shame after hitting a wall all day, and fate was sometimes so impermanent.

As soon as he walked into the entrance of the community, he ran into the neighbor's little sister. The little sister wore two pigtails and walked swaying. Seeing Ji Shaoyi made his hands itchy.

So he reached out and stopped the person, with a very "nuclear" professional smile on his face, and he seriously fooled: Sister, do you yearn for beauty? Do you yearn for love? Do you want to have the same knife-cut bangs as non-mainstream? Do you want to have the same colorful long hair as the same as the Ice Crystal Butterfly Spirit·q·Zi Mengxue Yashangxue...

In short, by his confused foolings, the little sister became the first noble guest in his life.

In order to create high-quality services of the same level as the barber shop, Ji Shao specially brought his little raincoat as soon as he went out. He led his little sister to sit on the stone bench in the lawn, and covered his little raincoat with his sister, and he rolled his sleeves and started to fuck him.

The little sister only felt a cold light flashing in front of her eyes, and she saw Ji Shaoyi pull out a pair of tailor's big scissors that were longer than a pig-killing knife from her schoolbag. Especially Ji Shaoyi was afraid that the scissors were not sharp enough, so she even grind the blade on the stone bench...
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