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Chapter 226 Good disciple, can I go shopping in that brothel?(1/2)

The crazy monk didn't know the Le door in the morning. He threw away his long legs and ran away madly. His toes floated out several meters away at the ground!

Wei Yuan chased him so hard! He used all the energy to eat!

Just listened to the cheap master sing the tune while running:

"There are waves in the waves, the waves in the waves~

The scenery is beautiful in the sunny sky, and the red flowers are green grass.

I ran forward happily, and walked all over the green mountains and people were still old..."

Wei Yuan was stunned and subconsciously replied: "Master, how many years have you practiced?"

"Haha~ Time has not left behind, it has been two hundred years in the blink of an eye!"

Bold and evil ~ I can tell at a glance that you are not a human!

Of course, the following sentence was what Wei Yuan thought in his heart.

No! You can't even think about it!

I said why this cheap master's lines are so good! I peeked at my heart again!

Because this time, the master and the apprentice ran fast, so the time spent was less.

I still came to Haiyan County. Hawkers selling fruits, vegetables and river food on the streets have appeared. Many ragged people carry dry firewood, charcoal and other things to sell outside the county town.

It is impossible to enter the city. If you have to collect taxes when entering the city, you may also be exploited by the gatekeepers. So under the straw shed outside the city gate, a small market with a custom has been formed.

The crazy monk still looked straight and took Wei Yuan into the city with a swagger.

Whether it is the ragged and miserable people, the soldiers who bully others with power, or the scholars wearing blue shirts, or the merchants driving mules and horses, it seems that they are not in his eyes.

When the master and the apprentice passed by a street, they happened to catch the business opening.

Wei Yuan looked up and saw, hey! Chunfeng Garden!

Just as he looked up, a pretty young lady on the second floor saw the handsome and masculine monk, and she immediately started to laugh, calling her friends and calling her friends, and in a few seconds, she called five or six young ladies to watch on the second floor.

As the saying goes, the brothel loves money, and the sister loves beauty. Wei Yuan’s appearance is really exciting.

Moreover, his shiny bald head made many young ladies feel like blaspheming the sages~ that made me feel excited! Exciting~~~

This woman, once she has the advantage in numbers, her courage will be magnified exponentially.

Wei Yuan took less than two steps, and then he heard a group of young ladies behind him screaming:

"Hey, little monk, don't leave!"

"Yes! Come in and play!"

"Sister doesn't want your money~"

"Haha, I can't even give you a big red envelope!"

...

The so-called red envelope is the rule of brothels. It is said that if you encounter a boy, you have to give red envelopes.

When Wei Yuan heard this, he said, "What a guy, he looks down on Lord Buddha!"

Today I will become a monk, otherwise, hum! My silver spear overlord plus my physical strength of more than twenty points... You guys will have to close your karma tomorrow!

The crazy monk suddenly sighed: "Oh~ the sister in this building is so enthusiastic. I remember that back then, I was also a famous handsome monk in the ten temples and eight temples."

Wei Yuan looked at the old face of the cheap master: Back then? It probably happened fifty years ago!

Then he saw the cheap master asking with a strange expression: "Good disciple, do you want to go to this brothel?"

Wei Yuan was confused: What's the way? Is it so wild? Could it be that it's testing me?

Wei Yuan carefully tentatively said, "No, don't go around. I will convert to my Buddha, and I will no longer be stained with the world!" His expression instantly shining!

But the cheap master waved his hand: "Oh~ It's not hard, it's not hard, our Buddhist teachings do not pay attention to the ruthlessness and desires, and the purity of the six senses, but the better you follow your original intention. Even if you marry and have children in the future and pass the temple to your son, you will support it. The two flowers of Buddhism in the world are blooming~"

Wei Yuan:??? Could it be that I have another sixth uncle?! You can’t pass on the Japanese Buddhism?

He glanced at Wei Yuan, who was so glorious: "Besides, you are a brothel slut, a little silver spear tyrant, why are you pretending to be a serious monk with me?"

Wei Yuan was already confused by the cheap master: What exactly is a serious monk?

What is the righteousness? What is the sutra? What is the monk? Wei Yuan almost had an epiphany under the brothel!

After a long time, Wei Yuan came to his senses and said, "Master, I am a good person! You can't force a good person to be prostitute!"

"Okay! Let's talk about it next time!" The crazy monk was unsuccessful.

Next time?!

The master and the apprentice ate tofu for breakfast, with the main food including big meat buns and braised pork.

Wei Yuan: This breakfast is not much better than the braised pork intestine!

The Crazy Monk also asked for a bottle of wine, "Give me a glass of it, my disciple?"

Wei Yuan shook his head with courage.

"What a pity."

Wei Yuan said: "I drink wine early in the morning, and it's all my drinking."

The crazy monk narrowed his eyes and looked around: "It's good to drink and drink. In this world, it's better to live a life if you're drunk."

Wei Yuan was suddenly shocked by the cheap master, and always felt something was in his words.

...

Wei Yuan originally thought that this cheap master had all his skills, but he forced himself to become a disciple. Is he going to have any intention?

Otherwise, how did those nine dead ghost brothers die?

However, the cheap master is so powerful that his Buddhist supernatural powers are so powerful that he is so spiritual. He has clearly told him that there is no dangerous task for him to do.

You can't be interested in me, right?

Wei Yuan's thoughts came to an end and he was hit hard, and he swollen a bag as big as an egg. It took three days to relieve the swelling. How dare you talk about it again?

But there is always a reason why this cheap master accepts himself?

I don't know how to ask for advice, and I always say that the time has not come.

But I took myself to drink and eat meat every day, which was so skillful. Even the brothel was coaxed by a cheap master once.

If Wei Yuan hadn't had something to do in his heart and could not let go, he would probably not be able to escape with his belt.

It was just like this, and Wei Yuan didn’t think much about it. It would be useless to think too much, let it go.

So every day I follow the cheap master and do not do serious things, and wander around the serious monk and the indecent monk.

In a blink of an eye, a month passed.

That's really fun! The chicken legs have gained a lot! Just think about it, how much big fish and meat have you had to eat?

Wei Yuan joked about it: "Look at you, you can't even scratch yourself!"

The chicken legs kicked their hind legs a few times, but they didn't reach their necks, and then they turned their hind legs bigger and longer, like a demon's sharp claw, successfully scratching themselves! They also despised Wei Yuan!

...

After this month, Wei Yuan’s “harvest” has become the boss!

The crazy monk took Wei Yuan to a corner of the yard where her husband was doing business abroad for many years, and he smiled lewdly!

Wei Yuan: You are not a crazy monk, you are a monk Hua!

He also took Wei Yuan to someone to have a banquet at a funeral, and when someone found out, he chanted scriptures to them.

Wei Yuan: I am very skilled in business!

He also took Wei Yuan to trap someone's chicken, and when he was trapped, he touched the other person excitedly.

Wei Yuan: A true steal.

One day, he took Wei Yuan to the wild. Wei Yuan was quite excited and thought he would finally take him to fight monsters, but he ended up picking mushrooms! Wei Yuan: Am I a little monk who picked mushrooms?

During the mushroom picking, they also encountered a monster that had not appeared. As a result, they were shocked to death by a cold snorting by a cheap master!

Just two days ago, the crazy monk who had no squint suddenly asked Wei Yuan to buy a fox at the market. He said that after it was released, maybe a fox girl would repay her kindness in the future!

Crazy monk: "Fox girl! Very moist~"

Wei Yuan: Have you done something like this lewd monk? Hen~tai~

Wei Yuan and the hunter bargaining process, they spoke vulgar words and used coercion and temptation.

"Do you know that you kill every day, that's a sin. The little monk bought this fox to accumulate good deeds for you. You don't give you a few taels of silver? You have to put a pan after death! You have to relieve your dead mother's sins, right?"

Although the hunter is big and thick, how could he be the opponent of this serious monk who is not as good as a face?

Originally, the precious white fox with only four legs and a black tail was originally black. He wanted to buy 50 taels of silver, but in the end, it was because of the accumulation of good deeds and blessings that he cut six taels and seven cents!

The hunter looked so stubborn that he was so aggrieved that he was about to cry!

"My little master! Do you think this is good? This fox is just given to you. You read the scriptures twice more to my mother and treat it as praying for me. Is it true?"
To be continued...
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