Chapter 27, Uncle Uncle, you are a monster!(1/2)
Chapter 27: Uncle, uncle, you are such a monster!
The first game, Fang Yan vs Nong Bo.
Nong Bo rolled first, and a dice rolled out five points, which was a big number.
Nong Bo glanced at Fang Yan proudly and said, "It's your turn."
Fang Yan took the dice cup and said, "It seems I'm going to lose."
Bang----
After shaking a few randomly, he gently placed the dice cup on the table.
"Six. Six. Six." Jiang Qin lay next to Fang Yan and cheered him up. The girl's body was soft and her hair had a sweet fragrance - it really challenged a man's weakness.
"It's you who shouted, please open it for me." Fang Yan said with a smile.
"Okay." Jiang Qin suddenly opened the dice cup and immediately shouted in surprise. "It's really six o'clock, it's really six o'clock. How come it's really six o'clock?"
"The main reason is that you shout well." Fang Yan said with a smile.
"Come again." Nong Bo was unconvinced.
In the second game, Nongbo got a four-point score. The number was not high, but it was not low either.
"You can beat him if you roll a five point." Jiang Qin said to Fang Yan.
"You're really good at mathematics." Fang Yan said with praise.
"Of course." Jiang Qin looked proud, not caring about the other meanings contained in Fang Yan's words.
He pressed the dice cup and shook it a few times, then said: "Since you want five points, it's up to you to uncover it."
"Okay, okay." Jiang Qin opened the dice cup. Then, she shouted in surprise again: "Five o'clock, it's really five o'clock. Geez, I'm so awesome, you all call me
Gambler."
Nong Bo drinks again.
"The third game." Nong Bo's eyes were filled with anger. He lost two games in a row, which made him embarrassed. He took the dice and shook it desperately for a while, then slammed the dice cup on the table with a bang.
Go up and shout: "Six o'clock."
When I opened the dice cup, it turned out to be six o'clock.
"Brother Nong is well done."
"Brother Nong, I will definitely win this time."
"That is, unless he also rolls out a six."
The boys finally saw the hope of winning and cheered for Nong Bo.
Fang Yan smiled, took the dice and shook it a few times, and said to Jiang Qin, "It's up to you to play."
"Isn't it good?" Jiang Qin said hesitantly. "What should I do if I lose?"
"Let's drink if we lose." Fang Yan said. "Isn't it just a glass of beer? We have won two games in a row, so it is only fair that we should lose once."
"Then I really opened it?"
"open."
"Six." Jiang Qin shouted softly, suddenly opened the dice cup, and then stood stunned on the spot.
Six o'clock, the six red dots are so dazzling.
"I asked you to lose. Why did you choose six o'clock?" Fang Yan said reproachfully.
Jiang Qin's eyes were full of smiles and he said: "I didn't want to either. But my luck is really good, maybe because I am the goddess of luck, haha----"
"A draw." Nong Bo said disappointedly. "One more bet."
He took the dice and held it in his hand. After praying, he put the dice into the dice cup.
Wow ----
A long shake, then a sharp reveal: a little.
Nong Bo's eyes were dull, and the flesh on his face kept twitching.
God, please don't play with me, okay?
Fang Yan glanced at Jiang Qin and said, "Little sister, I think you are very talented. Can you learn gambling from me?"
Jiang Qin rolled his eyes at him, then took the dice cup with his little hand as tender as a green onion and shook it gently a few times. After opening it, it was two o'clock, which was just a little bigger than Nongbo.
Fang Yan looked at Jiang Qin seriously and said: "If you win, you win, but you only win a little bit against others. This is very insulting, do you know? You must be an authentic person. Didn't the teacher in your school teach you that? It's really too much
It’s too much. I can’t even see it.”
"------" Nong Bo had the urge to vomit three liters of blood.
Two more boys came forward to challenge Fang Yan, but no one could win. Fang Yan didn't drink a glass of wine, but he drank all the boys.
"Uncle, are you cheating?" A boy stared at Fang Yan very dissatisfied and said.
"That's right, how can anyone win all the time?"
"It must be cheating."
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Fang Yan smiled and said: "I am willing to admit defeat. If you think I cheated and find evidence of my cheating, I will drink all the remaining wine in this room."
"------"
"Stop rolling the dice." Nong Bo said. "We have only played this game for a long time, and we don't have as much experience as you. Let's arm wrestle with you. We want to arm wrestle with you."
"Isn't it good?" Fang Yan said.
"What? Are you scared?" Nong Bo said sarcastically. "You are older than us and have had a few more years of food than us, so you have a big advantage."
"That's what I mean. My advantage is so obvious - wouldn't it be bad to bully you?" Fang Yan turned to Jiang Qin and asked, "Then let me try with them?"
"Beat them." Jiang Qin waved his fist and said.
"I'll try my best," Fang Yan said. "No matter who you say you can't defeat, we are all classmates."
"------"
I don't know what happened, but when they heard Fang Yan say the words "I'll try my best," many people at the scene felt their hearts twitching and their bodies felt cold.
Nong Bo carefully looked at Fang Yan's height, weight, and body measurements, thinking that not all of the boys on his side could be Fang Yan's opponent. If everyone competed with him separately, he would be at a disadvantage.
"Each of us will send one person to fight, and the losing side will drink." Nong Bo proposed a condition that was beneficial to his side.
Fang Yan smiled and said, "Isn't this bad? There are six or seven players on your side, and I'm the only one here - I can only send myself on the field."
"What do you want?"
Fang Yan thought for a while and said, "Let's do this. If I win, everyone on your side will have to drink three glasses of wine. If I lose, I will drink six glasses of wine alone."
Nong Bo hesitated for a moment, then nodded in agreement and said, "No problem."
He turned around and shouted loudly: "Little Fatty."
"Hey." A boy agreed angrily.
Xiaopang is not small, on the contrary, he is very big.
Seeing the guy who looked like a hill sitting in front of Fang Yan, Jiang Qin had a very bad feeling.
"Nong Bo, you are so shameless." Jiang Qin said angrily. "Little Fatty is not from our class."
"If you're not from our class, you can't participate in the competition?" Nong Bo said with a smile. "Little Fatty is from our team."
"Don't compare with them." Jiang Qin said to Fang Yan. "Little Fatty is a famous strongman in our school. In every school sports meeting, he is the winner in javelin and discus."
"That's it." Fang Yan looked at Nong Bo with resentment and said, "Didn't you want me to drink wine on purpose? Isn't this too unfaithful? I thought we were friends."
"I'm willing to admit defeat. Who said this?" Nong Bo laughed. The other boys also had filthy expressions on their faces that said, "I'll trick you without any discussion."
"I said. A man would rather die standing than live on his knees." Fang Yan said loudly. "I will compete with him."
"I will be the referee." Yuan Lin said actively. "I say start, you two will start."
"I have no objection." Fang Yan said.
"I have no objection either." Xiaopang admired Yuan Lin very much. Seeing that she was willing to join in, his face flushed with excitement.
If you defeat this annoying guy in front of the goddess of your dreams, then-----in the eyes of the goddess, your fat body will no longer be fat, but will be called strength, right?
In fact, the chubby classmate really thinks too much. In the mind of the goddess, fat will always be fat.
"Get ready." Yuan Lin shouted softly.
Fang Yan and Xiaopang held their hands together and put their elbows on the table.
"Start." Yuan Lin shouted loudly, waving her tender lotus-like arms vigorously.
Fang Yan didn't move, and neither did Xiaopang.
"I said start----" Yuan Lin reminded. What's going on with these two people? They are not cooperating at all. They all said start, but no one tried hard.
To be continued...