Chapter 7, Teacher fights hooligans, whoever wins is the strongest!
Chapter 7: Teacher versus gangster, who wins and who is the strongest!
So handsome!
So cool and bubbling!
This is what all the students in Class 9 are thinking.
Before this, no one had thought that the ancient literature knowledge that was originally boring to them could be presented in such a chic and spectacular form.
Is this the Chinese culture they discarded like dregs?
Is this an antique that they are unwilling to mention or look at?
"If I could do this, how many girls would I have to pick up?" Many boys secretly thought to themselves.
Thinking of the beautiful and lustful future, their eyes looked at Fang Yan with deep love.
"What a good teacher." They thought in their hearts. "The school really takes good care of them."
Huang Haoran's eyes were also red. He took off his glasses again, wiped the corners of his eyes with a glasses cloth, then put on his glasses, left his seat and walked to the middle of the aisle. He bowed deeply to Fang Yan and said, "Teacher Fang, I lose."
I am convinced that I have lost."
Fang Yan looked at him with a smile and said, "Isn't it too early to admit defeat?"
To be honest, if Huang Haoran had other questions or recited another ancient article, Fang Yan was really not sure that he would be able to memorize it.
However, what he asked for was the Tao Te Ching.
Fang Yan was born in a Tai Chi family. His old scholar father was not good at practicing martial arts, but he pinned his hope of reviving the family's martial arts on his precious son. Fang Yan also worked extremely hard, but--but he encountered
She fell in love with Ye Wenwen, that weirdo that the Ye family has never seen in a century.
As a result, he could only fight a hundred times and be defeated a hundred times.
She knocked out his front teeth, tore off his hair, and beat him until he lay on the ground crying for his father and mother. Fang Yan couldn't imagine how she would ravage him this year, so he simply left the book at home.
His father Fang Yixing not only forced him to practice martial arts, but also forced him to be both civil and martial arts. He had read extensively under the guidance of his father since he was a child, and the "Tao Te Ching", known as the highest classic of Taoism, was Fang Yan's enlightenment reading.
Five.
In order to understand all things and improve the realm of Tai Chi, Fang Yan watched and thought about it day and night, dissecting it word by word.
Therefore, when he heard that Huang Haoran's third question was about reciting the Tao Te Ching, he really had the urge to laugh three times.
He was impulsive, but instead of laughing three times, he raved about memorizing the Tao Te Ching backwards.
The performance was perfect and the effect was amazing. Seeing their enthusiastic eyes, Fang Yan secretly gave himself thirty-two likes.
Huang Haoran looked at Fang Yan doubtfully, wondering what he meant by this.
"We said, you will test me with three questions, and I will test you with three questions," Fang Yan reminded. "You haven't forgotten it, have you?"
"Teacher, there's no need to take the exam, right? Huang Haoran is definitely no better than you." A lively girl shouted loudly.
"That's right, I always thought Huang Haoran was the top student, but now I discovered that Teacher Fang is the top student among the top students." A naughty boy said that Huang Haoran is no longer Fang Yan's opponent.
"Teacher Fang, do you have a girlfriend?" Is this the rhythm of preparing to attack?
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When Xu Ying asked Fang Yan if he had a girlfriend, the whole class burst out laughing.
Xu Ying is a cute girl with an oval face. After asking this question, she felt very embarrassed. But when she saw that the whole class was laughing at her, she rolled her eyes angrily and said, "I just like Teacher Fang, why?"
Now? If you don’t like it, don’t rob it from me.”
"We don't rob, we don't like men." A boy said deliberately teasingly.
Seeing them laughing and having fun, Fang Yan felt comfortable in his heart.
This is the taste of youth, this is the breath of freedom, this is the carefree life.
Being a teacher is really great!
If you don't get beaten, good can't be really good!
After they had been fighting for a while, Fang Yan looked at Huang Haoran and said, "Being a human being must have a beginning and an end, what do you think? How do you know that you will lose until the last moment?"
Huang Haoran understood what Fang Yan meant and said seriously: "I am willing to accept Teacher Fang's assessment."
Fang Yan nodded with satisfaction and said: "For the first question, other students can also answer it. Every time you answer a question successfully, I will give you one more point during the exam -----The bright moonlight in front of the window is Li Bai's eternity
In the famous sentence, what does 'bed' refer to?"
"The fence on the well." While other students were still thinking, Huang Haoran had already said the answer. The academic background was indeed extraordinary.
"The garden of Ci has been blooming for thousands of years, and the flowers are blooming. Which talented woman in history is this sentence talking about?"
"Li Qingzhao." A chubby girl replied loudly. Because she was too anxious, her voice became a bit sharp. Her face flushed, she looked at Fang Yan and said, "I like Li Qingzhao the best."
"What's your name?" Fang Yan walked up to the girl, looked at her and asked.
"Wang Fang."
"Congratulations Wang Fang, you got the answer right. I will add one point to your test paper in the next exam."
"Thank you, Teacher Fang." Wang Fang said happily.
Seeing Wang Fang having such an intimate conversation with the new teacher Fang, the other girls were envious. Everyone secretly made up their mind to answer the next question successfully.
Whether intentionally or unintentionally, Fang Yan's move immediately aroused the students' enthusiasm for learning and made everyone follow his ideas.
This is an essential quality for a good teacher, or the ability to control the field.
"The third question is also the last question." Fang Yan glanced at the audience and said, "Who can memorize the complete "Disciple Rules"?"
No one answered.
Fang Yan looked at Huang Haoran and asked, "Can you do it?"
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"Why don't you carry it?"
"Because-----" Huang Haoran hesitated for a while and said: "I can only hold my back straight."
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Fang Yan really didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Because he memorized the "Tao Te Ching" backwards, you must also recite the "Disciple Rules" backwards?
"Back." Fang Yan said in a commanding tone.
Huang Haoran nodded in agreement and said back: "Disciples' rules and sages' teachings. The first is to be filial to the younger brother, and the second is to be sincere in your faith------"
When Huang Haoran finished reciting, Fang Yan took the lead in applauding and said: "Yes, you recited it very well. Only a few words are wrong, and the order of two sentences is reversed. Knowledge is not magic, you must play tricks."
? With your current age and current level of education, you can be proud of yourself for being able to do this."
"Thank you, teacher." Huang Haoran said happily.
"Prove that you can graduate from elementary school." Fang Yan said.
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Huang Haoran's face turned purple from holding back, and he wanted to die.
The other students wanted to die even more after hearing this. Huang Haoran just graduated from elementary school. What level are they in? Kindergarten?
"Are you not convinced?" Fang Yan took in all their expressions and said with a smile: "Actually, "Disciple Rules" was indeed an enlightenment book for children in the past. Doesn't everyone deny this?"
"Teacher Fang, you can't blame us. Now the school asks us to memorize this or something all day long, but we have never been asked to memorize the "Disciple Rules". Besides, there are no exams, so it's useless for us to memorize it."
"Indeed, I can't blame you." Fang Yan agreed with the student. "I won't take it in the exam, so you don't memorize it. However, this does not mean that the "Disciple Rules" are useless. Our ancestors used to say that the mind should be cultivated.
To harmonize the family, govern the country and bring peace to the world - first correct your mind and cultivate your character, and then you will be qualified to bring peace to the world. Nowadays, people strive to bring peace to the world from the very beginning, but they delay self-cultivation and character cultivation. The "Disciple Regulations" are to give us correct
It is useful for nourishing the mind and nature, read it and think about it, the usefulness is endless.”
"But it doesn't matter. From today on, I will take you to appreciate the five thousand years of Chinese classics and familiarize yourself with the legends of those all-powerful figures in history. Drink fine wine, meet heroes, see beauties, and make love with all the people we admire and respect.
Friend, whether he is Li Bai or Du Fu, whether he is Song Shishi or Liu Rushi."
"Teacher, Master Song and Liu Rushi are both prostitutes."
"Who said that?" Fang Yan turned around angrily, stared at the boy with acne on his face and said, "They are famous actors. Wouldn't this expression be more elegant?"
Fang Yan sat down on the desk of a certain classmate and said with a sincere expression: "To be honest, I really envy your luck to have a man like me as a teacher--"
Don't laugh, it's class."
"Hahaha------"
Everyone laughed even more.
This teacher is so cool!
哐------
The back door of the classroom was knocked open, and three students barged in with their arms around each other.
"Stop." Fang Yan yelled to stop.
Kong Guodong looked at Fang Yan on the podium with drunken eyes and asked, "Who can tell me who this guy is? He looks a little unfamiliar."
"Fang Yan. A square square with two fires on top and bottom." Fang Yan answered himself. "The Chinese teacher of this class."
"Oh. It turns out to be Teacher Fang." Kong Guodong burped, waved to Fang Yan, and said, "Teacher Fang, I'll treat you to a drink another day."
Fang Yan smelled the strong smell of alcohol in the classroom, frowned and said, "You three, get out. When you wake up, come back to class."
Click-----
Kong Guodong kicked the chair in front of him away at a glance, pointed at Fang Yan and cursed: "Fang, you don't know how to praise me. When the uncle is happy, you are Teacher Fang. If you make the uncle unhappy, you are a piece of shit."
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"Hahaha, what a piece of shit------" Kong Guodong's two followers, Li Yang and Chen Tao, laughed and agreed.
Fang Yan's eyes were slightly stern, and the smile on his face turned cold.
The troublemaker is here.
According to the rules of the martial arts world, both sides should send their own masters to use their own skills, and the winner will be the king.
Chapter completed!