Chapter 1363: Seeing the hand of a desperate family with a poor dagger, sitting in the tent and planning life and death
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He has overestimated Tao Qiongtian too much.
However, now he discovered that even if he uses star anise, pepper, cinnamon, fennel, ginger, etc. as the main ingredients, and uses the dragon and phoenix Chengxiang artifact of Old Man Sang's relic monument as a pot, he can stuff the Dao Qiongcang into it to refine it.
One day, the old man's stinky smell will probably be hard to get rid of!
If this "Complete of Excuses" jade slip was published into a book and circulated among the public, the power of words alone could destroy a Three Emperors!
Some people are dead, but they are still alive.
Some people are alive, but they are already dead.
"Article 47, Dao Palace Master, I was wrong, but Xu Xiaoshou was granted the title of Sword Saint before the battle. It really has nothing to do with me. He used Rao Yaoyao's semi-saint status. I can only blame him for this.
Rao Yaoyao, how can you blame me? But no matter what, I, the Sword Master, failed to hold him, the new Sword Master, I am guilty and I apologize."
"Article 48..."
At the entrance of the corridor of the Ranming ruins, loud and emotional recitations floated down from all directions. They were very penetrating and spread widely, but there was no fixed location for people to locate.
Even who the reciter is is always forgotten after one sentence.
Under the dark blue King of Hell's banquet, Wei Kuang hit his knees on the ground and his head hung limply, as if he had been killed by the power of words.
He was soft and turned into a puddle of mud. Apart from the veins popping out in the arm holding the broad knife and trembling slightly, it was impossible to tell that this was actually a living person...
Well.
Living Saint.
Mo Mo stood at the entrance of the wall, holding a small copper stove. He had zero sense of existence and perfectly blended into the still giant stone sculpture on the mural, as if he had become petrified.
"This Xu Xiaoshou! This Xu Xiaoshou..."
Feng Yujin was twisted into a mess in her mind, and it took her a long time to howl into a single sentence:
"He! No! Is! Human!"
He just took on the role of a non-crazy person for a small amount of time, and he died three thousand times.
The little stoat huddled in the hole he dug and shivered, not daring to come out. There was always a sense of death that was about to come.
"Stop reading it, Mr. Shou, I really can't do it... Qiuqiu, please give me a way to survive..."
"The Holy One cannot be insulted, and the dog will jump over the wall in a hurry!"
Outside the corridor, there seemed to be the sound of slightly hurried footsteps.
But the quicker it comes, the quicker it goes!
The sound of footsteps receding was as hectic as a child accidentally bumping into an adult's room. After being stunned for a while, he was eager to wash his eyes and even wanted to find some black water to wash his ears.
"The Complete Collection of Excuses" is so perfectly written!
When Jinren read Article 76, the ridicule and joking in his words disappeared and he became serious.
When he read Article 93, his voice became a little solemn.
But when the number exceeded 100, Jun's heart skipped a beat and he felt bad.
"Why does this old man know me so well?"
"Where is this 'comprehensive list of excuses'? This is clearly an exhaustive way of telling him the variables that may arise in my battle with Wei Feng!"
"With a coach like this sitting behind him, how could Wei Feng lose?"
Jinren paused for a moment, feeling that "The Encyclopedia of Excuses" had become hot on his tongue and he could no longer read it out.
He raised his eyes and glanced at Wei crazy...
Not crazy, but dying.
Stimulation, visible to the naked eye, it must be irritating...
But it seems like it’s a little too exciting?
"Where are you now? I can't bear it anymore?"
Jun's heart sank, and he no longer dared to think more. His mind quickly scanned the rest of "The Complete Collection of Excuses".
"Article 172..."
"Article 234..."
"..."
Compared with the total number of 332 articles in the text, no one can read out less than one-third of them.
Before you are crazy, you will be timid before you fight.
But why does this last one look a little strange?
"Article 332, I'm sorry, I scared you..."
Junren was stunned, looking at the unfinished symbol behind it, and fell into deep thought.
Why did it break?
Anticlimactic?
What about below? The bottom is gone?
Jin Ren suddenly thought of something, and the hairs all over his body stood up slightly. His mind flashed back to the smiling face of the other party when he first saw Dao Qiongtian on Void Island.
In the disappearing world, his hand shook, and then he slowly turned the purple jade slip over.
"Buzz."
A crude Tianji array was formed internally. As Jinren turned the jade slip over, the full text of the Excuse Collection disappeared, but several brand-new words were outlined:
"Article 333..."
"The ruins of Ranming, Xu Xiaoshou saw it."
Below, there is a simple pattern of "shaking hands", expressing the friendship and politeness of old friends meeting through the air.
"Church!"
Jin Ren looked like he had seen a ghost, and his hair was so horrified that even his calves began to tremble.
He almost lost control and went crazy.
Just a try...
It's just that I suddenly remembered what Void Island Dao Qiongcang said to me, "the other way around"...
He subconsciously contradicted the jade slip like this, but he didn't expect it to have real content!
I still remember that when Void Island was analyzing the Xuanxu Box, Dao Qiongtian had a 520 Heavenly Machine Formation, and he was placed in one.
At that time, the words "Void Island, Xu Xiaoshou met" scared me half to death.
However, he was able to use self-deception to explain away the past - Dao Qiongcang's celestial skills are extremely good, maybe he just made temporary moves, and he didn't realize it. There is no way that the old Taoist thought of it before Void Island landed in Yunlun Mountains.
Will he get his Xuanxu Box by himself?
Now……
In the front there is "Void Island, Xu Xiaoshou saw", and in the back there is "Ranming Ruins, Xu Xiaoshou saw".
No matter how much you want to take chances, no matter how much you want to say things, you can only accept three or two.
He couldn't believe it, it was a pure coincidence.
"How could there be such a shocking coincidence?"
"I've been screwed again!"
In the disappearing state, Junren raised his eyes to look at the dejected Wei Kuang, unable to understand what was happening right now.
There is indeed such an explanation:
I'm just pretending not to be crazy!
He deliberately let himself get this jade slip!
But if this is the case, then he is the acting emperor, right?
To be continued...