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"Let me talk to me quickly." Kate Beckinsale urged to look at Ike who was a little dazed.

"Oh, OK." Ike quickly withdrew his thoughts. He considered that Kate had no boyfriend at the moment, and that many events in history have changed after he came to this world. Why can't this matter change?

"Well...we continued to say last time that it's time for the ninth." Ike thought for a while.

"Yes." Kate listened carefully.

"Ninth, a candle in the movie is enough to illuminate a spacious hall. Tenth, good people are handsome, and good people have a sense of humor. Eleventh, housewives are best at performing fried eggs. In any movie, they always fry eggs. Twelve, in a haunted house at night, women should wear their most exposed underwear to investigate the origin of the mysterious sound, and there should be no power at this time. The actors should hold candles. Note: It must be lower than their faces.

. Thirteen, the ventilation ducts of any building are safe hiding places, no one will think of you hiding there, and you can easily reach any room in the building through it. Fourteen, the part where a good person is shot is usually his arms or thighs. When the bullets are exhausted, throw the gun away because you will pick up another one. Even if the bad person is out of range, you can also let him fall to the ground..." Ike said while gesturing in the air with his hands.

Kate was so funny that he couldn't close his mouth when he heard this, "You are so interesting. These plots are really common in movies. You are so interesting."

"Is that so interesting?" Ike asked.

Kaite nodded, "Really, you have a lot of humor."

Ike shrugged and said with a smile, "My words are finished, now you can tell me a joke."

"Me?" Kate shook his head, "I don't know. I lack the sense of humor the most. When I was in college, I was a person without humor."

"Let's try it, anyway, I'm the only one listening now. The journey is so long, let's adjust it." Ike encouraged Kate.

"Well... well, then you are not allowed to laugh at me." Kate said cutely.

“Haha, OK.”

Kate lowered his head and thought for a while, and then said, "During World War II, British law stipulated that all young men of appropriate age must join the army, except for those with poor health and myopia. Tom, a young man, is in good health and has good vision, but he doesn't want to join the army. When checking his vision, the doctor pointed to the top line of the vision chart and said, "Tell me what the letter is," "Which letter is? Where is it?" Tom replied. The doctor pointed to the wooden pillar of the garden beside him and asked him, "Can you see what this is?" "Of course you can see, that's just that you have a pencil in your hand," Tom said seriously.

The doctor shook his head and told him to go back and walk slowly on the way. Tom was so happy that he passed by the cinema home and there were several back seat tickets, so he decided to go to the movie to celebrate. After a while, the doctor also came to the movie after get off work and happened to sit next to Tom. It was over now. Tom thought that if he was found to deceive the government, he would go to jail! He was so scared that he didn't dare to look at the doctor. At this time, the doctor seemed to have noticed Tom, but before the doctor had time to ask, Tom asked politely: "I'm sorry, sir, is this bus going to the city center?"

Kate stuck out his tongue after he finished speaking. Ike was already amused by this joke. Fark! It's really interesting. This is a typical British joke. The humor of Westerners is not as straightforward as that of Easterners. Their jokes often seem more implicit, and they even need to think about it before they laugh.

"Is it really funny?" Kate asked seriously, "You didn't laugh on purpose by making me happy."

"No, no." Ike shook his head and smiled, "It's really interesting. Who said you don't have a sense of humor? Where did you hear this joke?"

"Haha, I heard from my classmates when I was in college." Kate replied.

"Okay, I'll tell you another joke." Ike became interested.

"Ok." Kate also said happily.

............ In this way, the two kept telling stories to each other on the plane, gradually opening up each other's hearts. Ike never knew Kate so. Unconsciously, the plane arrived in London, the capital of Britain.

London is the largest city in the UK and the largest port, and is also one of the largest metropolitan areas in Europe and one of the four world-class cities in the world. It is tied with New York in the United States, Paris in France and Tokyo in Japan.

When Ike arrived, Green had not arrived yet. Although this was his first time to set foot on British land, everything was very convenient with Kate, a British beauty.

"Kate, you are familiar with this place, find a better hotel." Ike walked out of the London Airport and said to Kate.

"Well..." Kate stood at the exit of the airport and looked around, "I have a house next to downtown London. Where would you stay for two days?"

"Oh, that's not great." Ike said, shaking his head. "I've been living in your house since I was around, no."

"What's the matter? I'm the host. Besides, if you settle down, I'll go to my mother's place." Kate said.

"Forget it." Ike shook his head. First, he considered that it was not convenient to be in the suburbs, and second, his laptop could not be discovered by Kate.

Seeing Ike insisting, Kate shrugged, "Okay, I'll take you to a better hotel in the city center."

"Ok." After Eck said, the two walked onto the street together...

London is an ancient city, and many buildings still retain the style of the 19th century, which is a witness to the most glorious period of this "sun never set" empire.

The two stopped a taxi and went to the city together. Although Kate has made several movies at present, her influence is too small. Even in "Juno", she is just a supporting role. Therefore, she is far from being known to everyone. The taxi driver did not recognize her, but just thought she was a beauty. Not to mention Ike, there are several people who have met the director behind the scenes, unless they are die-hard fans.

Ike is not short of money now, so he asked Kate to find a better hotel. Kate thought about it and brought him to the famous Ritz Hotel, a luxury hotel that combines accommodation, entertainment and dining, was built in 1906. It is a top hotel mainly in the style of Louis XVI, and it provides quite exquisite afternoon tea. It can be said to be the most luxurious hotel in London, and it is the kind of place where the royal family holds Christmas parties for employees.

Kate brought him here because not only was he comfortable to live here, but he could also experience authentic British culture.

As soon as I arrived at the hotel, Ike was very satisfied with the place. "Wow, Kate, this place is great. The architectural design level of you British people is much higher than that of Americans." Ike couldn't help but say after seeing the hotel.

"Haha, this place represents London's history, very stylish," Kate and Ike explained.

"You can meet my guests here." Ike nodded and said.

"By the way, I haven't asked yet, what exactly are you going to do in London this time?" Kate asked curiously.

"Oh, I'm going to meet a female British writer," said Ike.

"who?"

"Oh, jk Rowling, have you heard of it?" Ike asked back.

"I know, I've seen her children's book "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone", which is very interesting." Kate said with a smile.

"Just want to see her." Ike said.

"You don't want to make this book into a movie, right?" Kate guessed Ike's purpose.
Chapter completed!