Chapter 0883 pretending to be an expert
Chapter 0883 Impersonation Sex Expert
The American Italian man was indeed a tragedy. When the beautiful White Russian slutty girl stood in front of him, the first thing he said was: How many dollars a night? That White Girl was brought by the military fifth. The money was paid long ago, so he pretended to ask for a little more.
When the Idiot held Bai Niu'er down and had sex, Tang Sheng and Ran Xiaoran were returning in Sister Chen's car, and Leng Yue was already hanging high.
In Beijing, Rann did not live with her parents. She was used to living alone. She bought the small villa that Tang Sheng went to today. On the way, she told Tang Sheng about her work experience in the United States. During her study abroad, she worked part-time at the Langley Research Center under the US Space Administration. After getting her education, she joined the Space Administration. Later, she came to the space agency for some political reasons and refused to leave there and return home.
"...Why do you think I will marry a foreigner? You are wrong...I would rather marry a Chinese farmer. Of course, this farmer must be a little cultural. It's just an attitude that I won't marry abroad. In fact, I tend to be single, be carefree, not stumbled by family trivial matters, get married, have children, take care of children, and do housework. When I think of this, I'll go crazy. This will hinder me from pursuing my ideals. Do you understand? I admit that I won't be a good wife, a good mother, and a good woman, but I will become the best aerospace scientist in the Republic. As a human being, I always have to make choices. I can't have both fish and bear's paw."
"Well, being single is good. There are so many great benefits. I will count it for you. First, you are old quickly, second, you have irregular menstruation..."
Puff, Sister Chen, who was driving, couldn't help but burst into laughter. Oh, my little master, you are so awesome, do you know all this?
"Shut up!" Ran Xiaoran also blanched at Tang Sheng. Women, what they fear most is that they are old and fast. Who can carry any pot without opening? Who can stand it? "Even if I am not single, I won't fall in love with a little brat. Although you are tall and broad, are you full of bird feathers?"
"Ask, it's really not full!" Tang Sheng replied while touching his nose. Sister Chen was about to burst into tears, and Ran Xiaoran also laughed out loud.
"That's it, the hairs haven't grown in full, which means you are underdeveloped and you dare to squeeze me?" Ran Xiaoran hummed disdainfully.
Tang Sheng said, "It's not about running Sister Duo Ran. I'm just talking about the facts. You are an aerospace scientist and a sexologist. We are in different fields and each has their own advantages. You don't understand what I understand, and I don't understand what you understand. You have to admit this."
"Bah, you dare to claim to be a sexologist? I thought it would be like this if I had sex with a few women? Did a hundred people beheaded?"
"It's still several times worse. Isn't this developing?" Tang Sheng was a little sweaty. There were no hundred people in this life, but it was enough to add that life. He spent two years in Jiangling and was always a groom every night. More than a hundred people were killed? A few hundred people were killed, right?
"Do you know how many years older I am than you? I'm twenty-seven, you're nineteen, eight years older, little bastard, you have to call me aunt, huh?"
Khan, indeed, was mentioned this. Tang Sheng rolled his eyes and said, "What, are you and Uncle Ran the same generation?"
Puff, Sister Chen laughed again. For this reason, she had to slow down the car, otherwise this guy would have problems and would be miserable if he bumped into it.
Ran Xiaoran blushed and glared at Tang Sheng and said, "We are in our own relationship. My name is Tang Tiansi and I am brother, so you are naturally my nephew."
"I also ask everyone to hand over their own. Of course, you have to think that you are not old enough. Not to mention calling your aunt, you can call your aunt!"
It's old again. Ran Xiaoran felt trembling when she heard this old word. She just stole this bad boy. Oh, let me admit it, "...Okay, I'm your sister. When I hear you mention the word "old", I will let you taste the power of the Ran family girl."
"Sister Ran, I don't have to mention that word. You are also a cultured person. There are some facts that cannot be ignored. The more you are afraid that it will disturb you, it will exist. From your expression, you can see that you are a kind of irregular menstruation, I..."
Ran Xiaoran's raised hand finally failed to fall. Little bastard, do you know if I have irregular menstruation? "Believe it or not, I incite you?"
"Listen to me, are there any sexologists who analyze the physiological structure of the human body for you and study aerospace academics who don't understand these."
Sweat to death. In fact, Ran Xiaoran has been to the hospital more than once due to dysmenorrhea, but this situation has not changed. She doesn't believe that Tang Sheng's nonsense can eradicate her many years of problems. She has no hope for this, "Do you really understand medicine?"
"That's... what Sister Chen does, do you know? The medical and health care in Qingzhushan, I am her proud successor. Do you think I understand?"
Ran Xiaoran suddenly moved over, grabbed Tang Sheng's head and attached her lips to his ear and said, "I can tell you have a leg, huh?" After she said that, she squeezed her eyes, but said that Ran's style was quite cheerful and she didn't care that she had a close contact with Tang Sheng. In her eyes, he was really a little brother, and he didn't take it seriously without even pressing his full breast peak on his body.
In fact, Tang Sheng's thick masculine aura was also fumigated, and Ran was a little panting, but she tried her best to pretend that he was a child.
"Yes, I admit that I have an ambiguous relationship with Sister Chen. Sister Ran is my own family. I am not afraid of yourself. But do you know how old Sister Chen is? It's 34th this year, but look at the face of Sister Chen, which is smooth and white, and can be broken, and there is a trace of trace at the end of her eyes? No! Why? Of course, I can't say that this is all the result of harmonious relationship between men and women, but it accounts for about 85%.
Puff, Sister Chen was speechless. I became a pawn for our little master to pick up girls, but I didn’t feel at all unhappy.
"Isn't it so mean to cheat my sister?" Ran Xiaoran thought that Sister Chen was only twenty-five or sixty, and it was impossible. How can time not leave marks on her face? It's absolutely impossible. "Sister Chen, can you take a look at your ID card?" She really wanted to verify the problem. If it was true, then she had to ask Sister Chen how to maintain and what brand of cosmetics she used. As for the relationship between men and women, it was all bastards.
Sister Chen took out her work permit and gave it to her, "...I rarely bring my ID card, and I usually keep my work permit." It's just the same.
Ran Xiaoran knew that this was not fake, because the review of the internal guard of the central police was extremely strict, and her father also had an internal guard around her. When she opened it, she was really shocked. Sister Chen was born in 1974 and was thirty-four years old in 2007, and there was no problem at all.
Tang Sheng started pretending to be b again and smiled proudly, "Come on, give me your wrist, I'll take your pulse..." He can take his pulse? He can do it, just pretend to behave, but Ran Xiaoran was stunned by her. In fact, Sister Chen was also surprised. He could still take his pulse?
The wrist was lightly relaxed and placed on Tang Sheng's thigh, so that your little bastard would take advantage of your sister and satisfy your little dirty. When Tang Sheng pinched her pulse with his big hand, Ran Xiaoran's heart beat faster. It was really sweating. He was my brother and a little brat. Why am I nervous?
It's fake not to be nervous. Tang Sheng's appearance is too handsome and has a calm temperament. He doesn't look like a 19-year-old boy on the surface. He should be the kind of handsome guy who makes women excited when they see him. Especially this guy's eyes are too lethal and most people can't stand it.
"Uh... the pulse is not stable. You see, your daily life is not regular and your diet is not regular. You should pay attention. Compared with Sister Chen's face, you are a pathological person and can be said to be unpretentious. Of course, it is better than the old lady."
Puff, Sister Chen's steering wheel shook, and the car body trembled. It's so deadly. My prince, are you too vicious?
Ran Xiaoran was really hit. Ran's fierce sexual outbreak, and she reached out and grabbed the bastard's ear, "I'll kill you..."
"Not worth it... Sister Ran, the doctor's parents' hearts. I'm a wake-up call for you, and I'm also saving you, ears..."
Ran Xiaoran understood Tang Sheng's little thoughts a little, but she didn't let go of her slender hands. She hugged his head again, and whispered in her lips: "I don't know your little dirty thoughts? Do you want to fuck me, right? I thought I've been very open after I came back from studying abroad for a few years, right? I don't deny that I'm very cheerful and enlightened in dealing with things, but I haven't thrown away some traditional Chinese concepts. You are handsome, but it's useless in my eyes. The man I need must have a wise mind. It's useless to be a bird."
She tried her best to suppress the tension in her heart, and said it was indifferent, but the intimacy that blocked Tang Sheng's intimacy at this moment also aroused an inexplicable impulse that had been buried in her heart for twenty-seven years. To be honest, the masculinity on him was very tempting.
Tang Sheng struggled and said dryly, "I'm just right, it's not about whether to soak or not. As you said, I still lack a woman by my side? All kinds of things have never been missing, from the people's female police officers to the army's female soldiers, from the people's teachers to the business white-collar workers, from the girls to the royal sisters, from the wife, from ordinary citizens to performing stars, from the wealthy women to the high-ranking government officials, have I missed it? No, except for the old ladies... To put it bluntly, what kind of woman I have never seen? Sister Ran, you said these are not what kind of women I want to soak you."
Ran Xiaoran was a little injured and pinched his thigh with a hand. I am not qualified to ask you to soak? The woman is just like this. If you soak her, she said you are shameless. If you don’t soak her, she thinks you don’t like her. "I can’t stand you like a promiscuous young man."
"Will it be a knot? No one of us can see each other, so it's very objective to talk about some topics. Your pulse also tells me that you have dysmenorrhea every month, right? Hey... what is a master? It's just like me, just glance at me and hand it on, and you'll know it."
Ran Xiaoran still stared and said, "Are you going to tell me that my dysmenorrhea is because of no harmonious sexual experience?"
Puff, Sister Chen squirted again. Miss Ran is indeed a very open-minded lady. This kind of topic doesn’t seem to be anything to her.
Tang Sheng laughed and said, "I said yes, and you called me a hooligan again, but the fact is true. I will analyze it for you. Five to seven days before menstruation, the blood flowing into the pelvis will increase greatly, which will cause cramps or swelling, which will lead to abdominal distension and pain, etc., because this discomfort syndrome will further cause insufficient blood supply to the brain, making you feel restless or have a headache."
Ran Xiaoran's mouth gradually opened wide. At this moment, she believed that Tang Sheng knew medicine because he was talking about his own symptoms.
"Then, it is best to have healthy sexual contact during the five to seven days before menstruation. Through the intense movement of sexual contact, the blood in the pelvis will be quickly returned to normal, so as to reduce the pressure of the pelvis, and the blood supply to the brain will be restored, the abdominal distension will be gone, the headache will be gone, and you will also enjoy a happy orgasm. Have sex. This guy is very important, right?"
Sister Chen gritted her teeth, Oh my God, our little master is really amazing. In theory, 80% correct, and it makes sense that he is making nonsense.
"Get away, I won't look for you if I have sex." Ran Xiaoran glared at him with a red face and asked Sister Chen, "Is that true?"
Chapter completed!