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Chapter 1 The bathroom is the toilet(1/2)

August 1, 2020.

China, South Guangdong Province, Shenzhen and Hong Kong City.

Song Yingsheng, who had just finished the college entrance examination a month ago, woke up naturally at 12 noon. He looked at the ceiling on his head in a little confused manner, then struggled on the bed for a while before he reluctantly got up.

Without a few steps, he walked from his bedroom to the bathroom at home. After all, the house was only more than 30 square meters, so there was no need to walk too far.

In the silver mirror, looking at Song Yingsheng's slightly handsome boy, he washed his face, cleaned his teeth, and then planned to solve his physiological needs.

But at this moment, a few lines of small words suddenly appeared in front of him, making Song Yingsheng, who was standing in front of the mirror, a little dull.

He quickly washed his face again, but found that the lines of small words still existed in front of him, deeply embedded in his eyes.

This confused Song Yingsheng a little, but he still set his sights on those few lines of small characters.

It says:

【Do you enter the toilet copy? The number of times you can enter today is 3】

【If you want to enter, please nod.】

In the spirit of inquiry, or because he had not woken up, Song Yingsheng actually nodded.

Then he entered the copy world as the sentence said.

Everything I saw in front of me was transitioning from the original single toilet to another place, a public bathroom.

A total of three urinators stood in front of him, which were the kind used by men to solve their physiological needs. One and the third urinators were used by people, and only the second one was vacant.

There are several compartments next to it, and there seems to be a squatting toilet inside, but they are all in a closed state, and it may be that someone is using it.

A line of small words appeared in front of Song Yingsheng's eyes again.

[Because you have drunk too much mineral water, you need to solve it, please go and solve it.]

With these sentences, his physical condition suddenly changed, as if he had really drunk a lot of mineral water and needed to be solved quickly.

Song Yingsheng suddenly felt inexplicably, but the new feeling was as real as it was, which made him hurried to run to the second urination to solve his physiological needs.

But just as he was about to solve the problem, the two men next to him who were using the urination suddenly showed fierce eyes and looked at Song Yingsheng.

This made him quite puzzled and showed an innocent look, but the look did not calm the two of them down, but instead made them even more angry.

One of them even shouted to Song Yingsheng in a fierce tone:

"It's common sense to go to the toilet in the men's bathroom in a separate location. You actually violated the regulations and you'll die!"

Immediately afterwards, he punched the boy in the face under Song Yingsheng's confusing gaze, knocking him down with one punch.

A big word "death" appeared in front of Song Yingsheng's eyes instantly.

[You were killed by angry citizens because of violating the regulations.]

[You have completed the toilet problem ending 1: Anyone who violates the rules will die]

【Get ten plot coins!】

Accompanied by these lines of prompts, Song Yingsheng returned to the original bathroom.

The small words I saw before also changed a little, and the number of times the number of entry has changed from 3 to 2.

At this moment, Song Yingsheng just wanted to slowly raise a question mark.

There is no doubt that everything I just experienced seems to be true.

Apart from the last punch, even if Song Yingsheng was "beaten to death", he did not feel much pain. Then there was a black screen, which brought him back to his bathroom.

He could understand what was going on, it was nothing more than that he entered a strange world, similar to the kind of dungeon in the game.

I just don’t quite understand why this copy asked him to go to the toilet and was beaten to death because of this.

It's simply a confusing act.

Also, after the copy is completed, what is the plot currency given?

By reason and by routine, isn’t there a mall system?

Or is it not the turn on now?

He didn't know.

Having said that, back to the descriptions of those few sentences, since it says that there are endings in the dungeon world, it means that there must be other endings besides the first ending.

The so-called re-entry should be to let him find other endings, and maybe he can pass the level perfectly, right?

This conjecture is very reasonable, so I will pass this copy first.

With this attitude, he rubbed his forehead and nodded again to the small lines.

The body moved with thoughts and returned to the public bathroom world.

The time point of the whole world was reset, and the time point when Song Yingsheng first entered was the moment when he first had physiological needs.

He saw the two men who occupied the first and third urination urination again. He knew very well that he could not go to the second urination urination in the middle to go to the toilet, otherwise they would be beaten to death.

If that's the case, go and find the toilet next to you.

He walked to the side and tried to push open the doors of the several compartments.

But after a few seconds, he found that all the doors of the toilet were locked.

All are used by people!

Then there was nothing he could do, and he couldn't kick open the doors and let the people inside get out for him.

He decided to take a stupid approach, that was to wait.

Or in another way, it is actually tolerant.

He didn't believe that those people could go to the bathroom for the rest of their lives. After they were free of seats, it would be a convenient time for him to go there.

Now he can at least endure it for a few minutes.

However, what he didn't expect was that he often couldn't analyze it with common sense.

For example, Song Yingsheng waited for three minutes, counted 180 numbers in his mind, from 1,01 to 1,180, but still did not see anyone leaving.

He could barely understand the person squatting in the toilet.

But he really didn't believe that those two people who urinated were so long that they could go to the toilet.

Could it be that this is the legendary reservoir?

This made him very dissatisfied, and at the same time, there were reasons why he could not bear it. He couldn't help but shout to the two of them:

"Can you do it quickly?"

As soon as he said this, the fierce eyes of the two men turned around again, causing Song Yingsheng to step back subconsciously.

But he did not retreat too much. He was more willing to believe that the last time he was beaten to death was because of a sneak attack.

If it was a head-on battle, he would not believe that he would be knocked down with a punch.

This kind of thought made him muster up the courage to stand in front of the two of them.

However, this confident attitude did not scare the two of them. He exchanged glances with each other and responded to a sentence that made Song Yingsheng feel quite speechless.

“We weren’t using the toilet at all.”

The implication is that from beginning to end, they are not solving their physiological needs at all, they are just standing there.

No wonder he waited for three minutes and they still refused to leave!

Is this fun?

Song Yingsheng's anger suddenly rose a little.

He poses in the martial arts poses of Jack Chen's movies, trying to make a powerful attack.

If you want to fight, then fight!

But before he could make any counterattack, he saw a black shadow floating by and standing behind him.

Song Yingsheng's neck felt like he was hit by a heavy object.

He fell to the ground again.

From God's vision, it turned out that the man slid behind Song Yingsheng and beat him to death with one palm.

Whether Song Yingsheng noticed it or not, he was dead again anyway.

[Because you provoked the strong men in the bathroom, you were taught a lesson by them.]

[You have completed the ending of the toilet problem: If you can't beat it, don't fight it]

【Get ten plot coins!】

Song Yingsheng: "..."

Back in reality, he breathed a little helplessly.

It seems that it is really impossible to beat, and it is even difficult to capture the movement trajectories of those two people.

They are simply bug-level existences and are completely impossible to win.
To be continued...
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