Chapter 1012 The Colgate Sisters(1/3)
Stop coveting nature's peace ring, I really can't afford to be hurt at this level.
His eyes fell on Jeluka's hand. On it was a perfect gem, and... one bottle had been broken, leaving only an empty bottle of comprehensive rejuvenation potion.
"You guys, you brought this thing back on purpose to stimulate me."
A comprehensive vitality-restoring potion is a good thing. In transactions between adventurers, an ordinary piece of dark gold equipment may not be able to be exchanged for a bottle of comprehensive vitality-restoring potion.
Of course, broken ones are another matter. A damaged dark gold equipment can be repaired by a famous craftsman, but if a bottle is broken, only an empty bottle of comprehensive rejuvenation potion is left. It is too leaky to be used as a urinal.
Thinking of the sinister nature of this pornographic maid, I have reason to believe that she deliberately brought such an empty bottle, trying to make me, the third stingy Rogge, regret it and roll on the floor in tears after seeing it.
How can you succeed? Don't treat everyone as a fool!!
In fact, when I was thinking about this, I was already rolling on the floor and crying. A comprehensive rejuvenation potion, bastard! This is a comprehensive rejuvenation potion, bastard! It is equivalent to the effect of a resurrection stone! bastard! Dark
You can’t exchange it for gold equipment, you bastard! If you exchange it for gold coins, it might be enough for me to use these gold coins to build a small “gold coin” glorious castle for my two precious daughters, you bastard!!
Damn it, now you're satisfied, you've achieved the effect you wanted.
I raised my head and pointed at Jeluka angrily: "I curse you, curse you for not being able to buy sanitary napkins in your life!!"
"It seems to have gone too far..."
Seeing the figure running away in tears after leaving an inexplicable cruel word, Hilmanya tilted her head and looked at the murderer of this farce in confusion.
"What are sanitary napkins?" Jeluka asked.
"No... I don't know, maybe it's a specialty of humans."
"I always feel like it's not a good thing to say." Jeluka was in a cold war.
"It's definitely not a good thing to say a curse."
"What will happen if I can't buy sanitary napkins? Are there any bad consequences?"
The two puzzled elf girls lowered their heads in deep thought.
"Ah, no, where is His Royal Highness?"
Hilmanya suddenly woke up, now was not the time to think about this.
"His Royal Highness may have gone far, what should we do?"
"It doesn't matter, it's up to me."
Jeluka, who maintained the dignified posture of a maid, spoke softly, then held the perfect gem in her hand to her chest and moistened her throat.
"Your Highness, you forgot to take your gem."
The moment she finished speaking, a gust of wind blew by, and the gem in her hand disappeared.
"Don't let me see you before you return to the elf camp."
From a distance, an angry voice came over.
"Let's go back quickly."
Jeluka raised the corner of her mouth slightly, took out two alliance return scrolls, and handed one to Hilmanya. After a moment, the two disappeared in the white beam of light.
Jeluka really made me angry. This raging anger in my heart would never go away for three to five minutes. In order to get rid of her temporarily, I didn’t really do anything after returning to Kurast.
Instead of immediately going to the elf camp to say hello to Amrudina, he first returned to the main elf city and went to Elder Mokani to take a breather and drink a cup of nectar or fruit wine specially made by the elves.
"Elder Mokani."
Under the leadership of the soldiers, I rushed in furiously. As soon as my front feet landed, my body froze motionless as if I had seen a ghost.
Who do you think I saw? This dirty maid, the old god is actually sitting next to Elder Mokani, chatting with her.
This is really amazing. Logically speaking, I should have come back earlier than that guy. Who can teleport now? Asshole, and I mean back to the elf camp. How did this guy guess that I would be there on a whim? , come to Elder Mokani for a tour, and come early to wait for the rabbit.
For a moment, my mind was filled with surprise and uncertainty. Wait, could this dirty maid secretly install some kind of tracker on me? Using the Dragon Ball Radar, you can immediately know where I am with a beep. Strange thing, indeed, that guy seems to often sneak up on me while I'm sleeping, and I don't know what he's doing. Maybe he's installing a tracker.
The more I thought about it, the more likely it was, and I couldn't help but hurriedly groped around my body. There didn't seem to be any on my back, and it was unlikely that I had any hair. The soles of my shoes, well, I had to take them off to take a look.
For a moment, I even ignored the two pairs of eyes in the room. I took off my shoes and looked inside, looking at the soles. Then I took off my cloak and shook it vigorously.
"Ahem, um...Wu, what are you doing? Is there anything wrong with you?"
Jeluka and Mokani, who were onlookers who didn't know the truth, looked at it in confusion for a long time. Mokani finally broke the silence and coughed a few times and asked curiously.
"Oh, I'm looking for the tracker on my body." I responded casually.
"That's really incredible. Whose prank is it?" Mokani said with a smile.
"Who else could it be, but this guy?"
I turned around and glared fiercely at the handsome maid sitting next to Elder Mokani, who had a look of confusion and curiosity on her face.
"Eh...Eh? Me?"
She pointed at herself blankly, her eyes full of disbelief.
Damn it, this guy is still pretending to be innocent. I have to say that her acting skills are getting better and better. Even I can be fooled. If it weren’t for the facts right in front of me, I would have been fooled by her appearance. Woolen cloth.
"Who else could it be if it wasn't you?!"
If Elder Mokani hadn't been there, I wouldn't have lifted the table in my mind but directly lifted the tea table in front of her.
After being stunned for a while, suddenly, this guy stood up with a solemn expression. Between his slightly furrowed brows, there was a hint of familiar dignity and dignity, which made me wipe my eyes in disbelief. This guy is What's wrong? Why does he seem to be a different person? No matter how hard he acts, he can't achieve this effect.
"I'm so sorry, Your Highness."
With her two little hands folded on her belly, she bowed to me dignifiedly, solemnly, and respectfully.
Eh...Eh?
After all, I have spent some time with the pornographic maid, and I gradually realized that something was wrong. Could it be... could it be that the purple-haired and purple-eyed girl in front of me, who was also wearing a simple yet beautiful and dignified maid uniform, was really not a clean maid? Luca?
"I think I already know what His Highness the Prince means. Don't worry, I will definitely give His Highness a satisfactory answer later."
"..."
This, could this guy be... I was dumbfounded as I looked at the maid in front of me, who had a meticulous expression and was somewhat similar to the royal majesty exuded by Artoria. She opened her mouth and pointed at the other person without saying a word.
Not coming out.
Could it be that...this guy is actually playing with the missing Colgate sister, Colgate, in the name of looking for Her Majesty the Queen?!!
"Your Highness, it seems that you have finally remembered. It has been a long time since we saw you."
Seeing my dumbfounded look, Carole smiled gently, gently pulled the skirts on both sides, and saluted me.
Sure enough, this guy is Colgate’s sister!!
I was so shocked that I couldn't speak for a while. Suddenly I remembered something, and I urgently pulled Caroline, who had just finished her salute, to the corner of the house.
"I said Caroline."
"Yes, Your Highness, do you have any orders?"
Even though she was suddenly pulled away by me like this, Caroline still looked calm, looking at me like the most elegant, calm and loyal knight, waiting for orders.
"Do you know that your sister is staying here instead of you?"
I whispered in my ear.
"Well, I already know the general situation. I didn't expect such a misunderstanding to happen. Sister, it's true. Can't you explain it carefully?"
Caroline nodded and sighed helplessly.
According to Keluka, when Keluge left to look for Artoria, she had just arrived here, and then the soldiers mistakenly thought she was Keluge and took her back. Look at Keluge's current condition.
In response, the dirty maid must have told the truth on this point.
"Didn't you say that if other people knew that Grandma Arlandlan's maid ran out, it would cause a big commotion?" I suddenly remembered Jeluka's explanation at that time and said quickly.
"Sister said that?"
Caroline's eyes became troubled.
"Um."
Although I am not very confident in my memory, at least in this part, I definitely remembered it correctly.
"There is no such thing at all. Although it is true that my sister rarely leaves the great elder's side, she seems quite mysterious to outsiders. If she suddenly appears, it may be shocking, but if she leaves the great elder's side,
It will cause a big commotion, which is impossible. I’m afraid my sister just thinks it’s funny when she says this – pretending to be me.”
"This guy……"
I clenched my fists and gritted my teeth. She had lied to me for so long. Fortunately, I tried every means to keep her secret in front of others. I even spoke carefully. Every time I saw me stuttering,
She must be having fun in her heart, you bastard!!
"I'm really sorry, sister, for causing trouble to you."
Caroline bowed desperately and apologized.
"No, it's not your fault."
"I also have a responsibility. If I had explained it to everyone properly when I left, there would not have been such a misunderstanding, which would have given my sister an opportunity."
Look, what is a knight? This is what Carolie is, honest, humble, calm, and kind. It would be great if the dirty-joking maid could be half as honest as her sister.
To be continued...