Chapter 1105: Hula Skirt Girl Warrior, beep~~~

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"What's going on, what's going on? Don't get excited, you two. Let's talk and listen."

When I heard it, there seemed to be something hidden in it, and I immediately felt like gossiping... Oh no, suddenly, the fiery communist heart in my heart, the burning passion to care about people's livelihood, pay attention to the government, and make decisions for the people, started to burn.

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"Ah, no, I just remembered now that the experiment is half done and I have to rush back quickly!!"

The old man Farah was shocked and turned around to leave. Unexpectedly, two hands, one long and one short, stretched out from behind to grab his mage's robe.

"Why, I did something wrong and I don't dare to testify in public."

The owner of the short hands covered with muscle bumps, Mu Aiao Donggua, sneered again and again.

"Old Farah, I didn't tell you..."

I looked solemn and spoke earnestly.

"If you don't go back now, the experiment may not explode, but if you go back, it will definitely explode."

"What did you say?!"

Old man Farah immediately blew his beard and stared.

Am I wrong, Mr. Explosion Mage?

"Okay, let's just say who is afraid of whom." The old man was worried and cast a fearless look.

"It's not good here, let's find another place."

Looking at the teleport station, there were more and more people surrounding them. I whispered, "It's not because I kicked the face of these two old men. Whether they were embarrassed or not has nothing to do with me. It's just that it seriously blocked the traffic."

After settling down the great elder of the dwarves and the accompanying dwarves, old man Farah and Mu Aodonggua finally confronted each other in court. I, the elder responsible for the reception, temporarily became the parent officer.

"Ahem, Mu Ai...Muradin, please tell me first, what happened after that?"

I nodded to Short Winter Melon and asked him to continue talking about the teleportation array.

"I apologized to this old guy the next day about the incident at Elf Plaza."

Mu Aodonggua seemed to have recalled some unbearable past events, with red eyes, staring at the old man Farah opposite.

"This old man took the opportunity to blackmail me."

"oh?"

I can seem to imagine the scene of a passionate collision when the most stingy of the Alliance meets the stingy of the Dwarves.

"In the end, I also knew that what I did was wrong, so I took a step back and agreed to wait until the wedding ceremony between you and the Elf Queen is over before we can deal privately and understand this single matter."

"You backed off!!"

Old Man Farah cursed loudly: "I just extorted fifty perfect gems. What do you think this old man said at the time? If you don't have fifty perfect gems, just take fifty broken gems. If you say so, I'll beat him up."

Damn, am I worthy of the alliance?"

"No, the alliance has long been wiped out by your apology!"

I quickly slapped the gavel (?) in my hand. This stingy old man was so courageous. He usually did not disgrace the alliance, but now that it was about me, he rubbed his nose in his face and raised the flag of the alliance.

"Boy Wu, one thing is another, are you trying to favor this short winter melon?"

Old Farah looked hurt, while Mu Aodonggua looked proud.

"That's not the case. I'm just discussing the matter. Who told you that you usually don't have good character?" I coughed several times and announced to continue.

"What about the result? How was the final discussion?"

"After some haggling, I finally agreed with this old guy. For one hundred complete gems, this matter will be treated as if it never happened."

"is that so?"

I set my sights on old man Farah. With the virtue of this stingy man, how can he get rid of the problem at such a cheap price?

"Hey, hey, are you trying to confuse the past? Isn't there an agreement on ten pieces of unique gold equipment that are at least level 60 or above?"

Old Man Farah was old and had no memory. He immediately stared without thinking.

"Oh, cough, cough, cough, it seems that there is indeed such a thing." Mu Aodonggua's eyes wandered around, and he seemed to click his tongue secretly, and nodded helplessly in admission.

It seems that this old man is not honest either, so be careful.

I secretly sweated, and now I remembered that I was facing probably the stingiest, stingiest, cunningest, and most shameless two mice in this dark continent. At this moment, Rogge was the stingiest rat.

I couldn't help but shudder.

"But you have to provide the materials."

"I know this, just don't act cheating. Did you hear that? Boy Wu, you have to remember it."

Old man Farah stared at me nervously.

"Oh, really? I'll try my best, but as you know, my memory is not very good."

I tilted my head and showed a bright smile like a fool running carefree on the street.

"You kid~~~~"

Old Farah's beard trembled with anger, and finally he had to succumb to the power and made a gesture.

Great, deal done.

He replied with a gesture that only the elders of the alliance could understand. We are not greedy. The person opposite is Rogge who is the most stingy. It is already rare to be able to dig out a little bit from the old man's fingers. It is hard to accept it when you see it.

reason.

"You must be doing some little tricks, right?"

Seeing old man Farah and I flirting with each other, Mu Aodonggua suddenly became suspicious.

"That's not the case, I'm not that kind of person." I quickly sat upright.

"Since you two have already discussed it, why do you have to fight to the death when you first meet?"

Then, I glanced at the two of them in confusion. Could it be that there is a case within a case?

"Now I'm going to tell you about this old man's despicable deeds!!"

When Mu Aodonggua heard this, he didn't care about the secret deal between me and Farah just now, and his eyes ignited with flames.

"On the appointed day, we met at the bar and made the deal..."

After a pause, it seemed that something intolerable happened behind him. All the muscles in the old man's body trembled violently, and then he pointed at Farah angrily.

"This old guy took the opportunity to get me drunk and burned my beard off!"

"What?" I stared at Mu Aiao Donggua with my eyes wide open, looking left and right...

"I said, Lao Mu, don't you still have your beard?"

Pointing at the thick dwarf beard on his chin, I looked at him suspiciously, and asked me to look in the mirror before speaking.

"You don't know something. Our dwarves' beards grow very fast. Although they were burned a lot, they have grown back again. But if you look closely, are they a little shorter than the last time we were among the elves?"

I took a closer look, and it seemed that this was really the case. When he was an elf, his thick beard had obviously hung down to this winter melon's beer belly, but now it was only as long as his chest. If he hadn't said anything, I would have thought it was trimmed.

It’s passed.

At the same time, it is also confirmed by me. No wonder dwarves cannot grow taller. It turns out that all the nutrition goes into the beard. Otherwise, who can tell me how to grow it in less than a year?

Such a thick beard like a mop.

"Old Farah, is this happening?" I looked back at Old Farah, who was whistling and looking around, looking like an old gangster who had done something wrong but didn't want to admit it.

"It's just a little burnt." Seeing that he couldn't deny it, the old man showed a resentful expression.

"And doesn't it grow out quickly? You haven't lost anything?"

"What did you say? You old guy, you're telling lies, aren't you!" Mu Aodonggua suddenly glared angrily.

"It's not that I don't know the importance of beards to us dwarves. It's just like a person's clothes. My beard was burned like that. I hid in the mountains and didn't dare to come out to see anyone for several months!!"

"Shut up, you old winter melon, you are not thick-skinned when you should be thick-skinned, and even magic cannot penetrate it when you shouldn't be thick-skinned. If you were normal, you would be able to dance on the street even without clothes.

So it doesn’t matter what the beard is.”

"Boy Wu, don't stop me, I'm going to turn this old thing into meat sauce with one blow."

Muradin jumped up and rushed towards Farah on the opposite side, only to be caught in mid-air.

"Calm down, calm down, Lao Mu, killing this guy will only stain the land and will not help."

After all the talk, Mu Aiao Donggua stopped and stared at the other party angrily.

"What qualifications do you have to say to me, those fifty gems, give me those fifty gems, don't say you don't know what they are!!" Old Man Farah was also very angry.

"Really? Aren't they just some normal gems?" It was Muradin's turn to whistle.

"After taking it back, within two days, it turned into fifty stones!!" Ara ran away.
To be continued...