Chapter 1,113 Transformation—Wu Fanzi, Meow?

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"Sorry, I made you two laugh today. It was all due to my dereliction of duty."

After smiling and speaking to us with chattering teeth, Akara turned around and, as the leader of the alliance, approached the two representatives of the elves and the little Horadric princess Tia who was restlessly probing around.

He nodded deeply.

"Everywhere, we elves also have many masters with weird personalities who are extremely fanatical about art."

Although he really wanted to say this with a natural expression to show his sincerity, even an old fox of Elder Leman's level still twitched stiffly in the muscles of his face in an instant. It seemed that this time he was inspecting the new area.

What happened during the construction really had a great impact on this elder who usually lived in a relatively quiet and elegant elven clan.

However, is it really a man to repeat the same words of comfort three times? The same trick will be ineffective the second time it is used on us. Take a good look at the person you are facing, Elder Lyman, and do it even if you rack your brains next time.

Let's get some fresh lines.

"Grandma Akara is so polite. I actually think the adventurers from the Alliance are very interesting."

Little girl Beja's eyes were full of spirit, and her smile was as bright as a crescent moon, without any pretense. Compared with Elder Lehman's inconsolable comfort, the feelings expressed by this girl's childlike innocence were more comforting.

"It's rare for us elves to encounter such interesting things. Is it possible that everyone in the alliance is living such a happy life every day?"

No, no, no, it’s just that you find it interesting unilaterally, but for me and many people, it’s a day in dire straits. Even if it’s an innocent child’s talk, please don’t say something like this, which makes people think it’s...

Cruel questions of a cursed nature.

"Hehehe, I didn't expect it to make our little Princess Beja so happy. If you think about it this way, it's not a bad thing."

Hey hey hey, we are not acrobats, bastard, Gort, Fini and her fans may be, but I am definitely not!!

"It's just that there is a fool who is always making noises in my ears and bullying others." As she said this, little girl Beya's eyes turned towards me intentionally or unintentionally.

Let me strangle you, the evildoer will file a complaint first!!

"Grandma Akara, that's not what happened."

I felt that I could no longer complain in silence, so I stood up and pointed one finger at my own ears and the other at little girl Beja, with an angry look on my face.

"She bit my ear!"

"It was the idiot Wu who bullied others first!" Beiya refused to be outdone.

"Look, Grandma Akara, she called me a fool." As if I had been greatly wronged, I wiped the corners of my eyes hard.

"Your Highness is just telling the truth. I always feel that if I force myself to say something to compliment you, the idiot Wu, I will be sorry for the idiots in the world." Beiya put her hands on her hips and turned on her venomous tongue.

"Then I'm really sorry...by the way, since when have I ever been sorry to all the idiots in the world, bastard!!"

I angrily lifted the table, wishing I could spit out a few mouthfuls of flames and roast the little girl and eat her.

"If you compliment the world's number one idiot, won't it cause trouble to the other idiots on the list?"

"Ah...really? It turns out that I am the world's number one idiot..."

Being said like this, I didn’t expect that I was being said like this. I should have been very angry, but suddenly I felt a sense of complacency for no reason. No matter what, it turns out that we have been recognized as the number one in the world.

? This is something that most people will never be able to do in their lifetime. If you think about it this way, you will feel that you may be a very scary guy, huh~~~

"..."

Speaking of which, what’s going on with the pitiful glances thrown at me from all around? Am I so sad that I no longer feel proud of my title as the world’s number one idiot?

"Grandma Akara, I have to take back what I just said, maybe I was wrong." I don't know why, little girl Beya just lowered her head and admitted her mistake.

"I don't want to admit that I was bullied by such an idiot. I will be unable to hold my head high as a human being for the rest of my life."

"..."

Should I shout three times to bury the hatchet? I always feel like this girl is complaining about herself all the time, you bastard.

"Just clear up the misunderstanding. Just clear up the misunderstanding."

Akara coughed a few times and gave me a helpless look, as if to say, can't you find a better way to make this little girl calm down?

There is no way, who makes me a fool.

He gave me a careless look in return. As the saying goes, a dead pig is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water. Today, I have no limits.

Just when Beja was still about to say something, there was a sudden commotion outside.

"what happened?"

Akara was stunned for a moment, and immediately soldiers came in to report.

"Great Elder, they are Lord Muradin and Lord Farah, they..." He stopped talking.

Everyone: "..."

Damn it, it turned out to be these two old men.

In an instant, we all gasped in unison.

Perhaps, alone, they cannot weaken moral integrity as much as the old drunkard Gott and his like, but when two people come together, their power is more than doubled. If nothing else, recall the Elf Square incident. In this world, there are still

Who can match the combination of these two moral killers?

Wu, please, no matter what method you use, kill these two old guys from here.

Akara's eyes twitched, clearly sending me such a murderous signal.

Why am I the only one doing this kind of hard work?

I let out a long sigh, but looked around. There were Linya Lenatia, little girl Beja, and Elder Lehmann. Should I let them go? In desperation, I had no choice but to open the tent door and look outside.

With the druid's eagle eyes, I easily spotted two figures one behind the other in the distance.

"Asshole, Mu Aodonggua, give me back the things!!" The person behind was the old man Farah who was roaring angrily.

"Hahahaha, it's your fault for being negligent. If you have the ability, chase me, chase me!"

The leader of the rush was undoubtedly Mu Aodonggua. He raised one hand high and seemed to be holding something on it. He turned around from time to time and laughed arrogantly at the old man Farah behind him.

It's hard to imagine that with his body like a winter melon, he ran so fast that he dodged several of Farah's teleportation attacks.

In addition, if you think a little bit, change the words of the two people and the expressions on their faces, you can easily outline in your mind a couple chasing each other on the beach at sunset...

Gu~~~, it’s better not to imagine it, it’s too disgusting.

These two old guys are really worrying. They are already very old. Are they afraid of selling off their moral integrity in the next life?

With a sigh of falling off the cliff, I quietly approached, and then taking advantage of the opportunity when Mu Aodonggua turned around to tease old man Farah, I suddenly sprinted and jumped up. By the time Mu Aodonggua reacted, I had already jumped from his high-raised weapon.

In his hand, he grabbed a magic item similar to a crystal shape.

What on earth is it? It’s worthy of Old Man Farah going to such a big fight. In mid-air, I carefully looked at the crystal in my hand. Suddenly, Farah teleported up from behind and appeared above my head, stretching out his withered hands like eagle claws, with a look of oath on his face.

He grabbed the crystal without giving up.

With a "pop" sound, I was hit by Farah and fell from the sky. There was a dwarf winter melon underneath. The three of them screamed and rolled into a ball and fell to the ground.

Even in this embarrassing scene, old man Farah did not forget his crystal. Amidst the howls of ghosts and wolves, the old hand aimed in the direction and fiercely grabbed the crystal in my hand.

On the other side, under this kind of accident, I instinctively wanted to protect the crystal and hold it tightly, so old man Farah grabbed his hand and grabbed it hard, and I also held on tightly...

The result was a crisp crackling sound, and the seemingly weak crystal shattered like glass smashed on the ground. The strange energy wrapped inside suddenly emitted a dazzling white light, followed by a crash.

There was an explosion and the three of us were blown out.

"Ahem, cough, cough, what's going on? These white smokes, what on earth is that crystal?"

After the white light and explosion, a large amount of white smoke came out, shrouding everyone inside. From the white light, there seemed to be some weak magical element coming out, accidentally hitting his body, just like suddenly on a hot day.

Just like opening the refrigerator, I was shocked, but I didn't care because the power of this magical element was too weak.

"Hey, what's going on? Cough cough cough, cough cough~~~"

I suddenly found that my voice seemed to have changed a lot. Is it an illusion?

"Old Farah, what on earth is this?" From the other side, Mu Aodonggua's coughing sound also came out.

"I didn't know that Lu Gaoyin's Mages Guild just found it from a newly discovered ancient tomb a few days ago. I was busy during this period, so I put it aside. In the end, you bastard stole it. How can I do it now?

!!”

Old Farah's voice came from another direction.

With a faint uneasiness in my heart, I waved my hand to stir up a stream of air, blowing away the surrounding white smoke.

"I mean you two, can't you just calm down a little bit...eh?"

Speaking of general, I was at a loss.

Is this really my own voice? No, absolutely not. It feels as if what I want to say comes out through another mouth.

However, this is indeed coming from his own throat, this is an undoubted fact.

Then……

My line of sight was slightly blocked by something, so I subconsciously touched my forehead, and ended up touching a handful of smooth, hair-like objects.
To be continued...