Chapter 1,146: Making a Brilliant Appearance: Rogge is No. 1...Mascot!

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"No, you have misunderstood, it's just..."

Seeing my shocked look, Akara shook his head with a smile and suddenly sighed.

"How should I put it? In such a world, there will always be some twisted people who are in pain due to loss and unable to bear it, and turn into beasts..."

"I see... Don't worry, Grandma Akara, I will be more careful..."

My voice also became lower. Akala was right. Too much [loss] was happening in the Dark Continent every moment. People who couldn't bear this kind of pain were like walking zombies, or

They have become cynical, and this joyful celebration of God’s birthday will undoubtedly seriously irritate the nerves of these people.

Why... I lost... but you are still here rejoicing...

Although these people have no organization to speak of and their strength is not too strong, they are scattered everywhere. Their concealment, number, and potential dangers are worthy of vigilance.

Like a nagging mother-in-law, Akela worriedly warned me a few more times. Finally, after thinking about it, she really had nothing to say, so she watched me leave with a smile on her face.

After a while...

"It's a ragdoll bear. Mr. ragdoll bear appears again!!"

On the street, a brown stuffed bear, as tall as an adult, stood silently in the center, dodging left and right, followed by a large group of little kids with gleaming eyes.

As one of the mascots of Camp Rogge (privately defined by the people), it has been loved by the majority of children since its appearance more than half a year ago. Look at the round plush head and the black eyes that seem to be inlaid with gems.

Just the right touch of black nose, perfect semi-circular shaped ears, soft and warm limbs that seem to be stuffed with a lot of fine cotton, and a comfortable and plush feel. Just one look at it will make you think, "Sleep with it in your arms."

Very soft and comfortable” chubby body.

Also, the tail behind the buttocks, which looks like a stuffed rabbit curled up all over, is also a very popular part among children.

In this way, the ultimate cute stuffed bear, which seems to be composed of countless cute points, appears on the street. Which child can resist it? Even adults, especially girls and women, will be confused when they look at it.

My eyes are shining because I am too embarrassed to compete with children for a hug due to my age.

And because of his docile (?) character, even if the bear's fur is being plucked (although no one can ever pull it out), he can climb up on the soft shoulders and pull the bear's ears, or even reach out from behind to pull the hair on his butt.

A ball-shaped brown bear tail (legend has it that pulling the tail can stop the puppet bear's functions).

No matter how you do it, it doesn't matter, as long as you don't dirty the body of the puppet bear. Otherwise, if the puppet bear is not angry, the children will also be unhappy.

Because of this, the stuffed bear has also won the trust of adults. When people passing by see their children following behind, they will often smile and bow slightly and say: My children have troubled you.

Therefore, although it only appeared for less than a year and appeared very rarely, the stuffed bear quickly rose to the top of the list of camp mascots at a speed that made people (?) jealous.

At the same time, who is the person inside the Ragdoll Bear? Who would put on such a cute puppet costume and come out to play with the children? This question has gradually become one of the eighth mysteries of the camp.

"..."

Akala sent me out on patrol in this form. Have you considered the current situation?

Ignoring the little kids behind me, who were dragging one after another like a tug of war, grabbing my tail and pulling me hard, I walked down the street step by step with heavy footsteps, feeling more and more tangled.

Why, why did my dignified savior (fake) end up like this?

Hey, hey, what are you doing? Let go, bastard. Do you think the fur on a domain-level Hell Fighting Bear can be pulled out so easily?

Humph, stupid humans!!

And you, you little brats playing tug-of-war, haven’t you pulled out enough? This is the tail of a domain-level master... Let me choke you, will you forget the original purpose and treat me like a cow and horse playing with a trailer!!

After discovering this fact, I immediately transformed into an angry Godzilla form in my heart, breathing evil fire from my mouth, and flattened the Empire State Building with my kick.

Having said that, what kind of feud does Godzilla on TV have with the Empire State Building? Why is the Empire State Building always the unlucky one? Is it a strange relationship similar to the octopus-tentacle monster that appears in magical girl movies?

I'm curious about this.

Wait, now is not the time to be distracted!!

Hey, hey, hey! Haven't you had enough fun? You all say that there are no weird things like zippers on my back, on my belly, on my neck, or on the soles of my feet? Are you trying to get in through the soles of the puppet costume?

Show me, bastard! Don't crawl around on me, bastard! This is the body of the noble future savior, bastard! It's your duty to get to the roadside and kneel down to greet me, bastard!!

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I am now shouldering a heavy responsibility, you know. I am fighting against the evil villain's wits... er, fighting with courage, you know? In order to prevent Rogge's camp from being destroyed, in order to protect the peace of the upcoming God's Birthday.

Carry out love and true justice.

Cute and charming Muppet characters.

Wu Fan!

Arleus!

We are the light music club that uses music to save the world...

Wait... wait, how did I get myself into some weird opening lines, bastard!!

Ahem, in short, the mission I am currently undertaking, even among the top leaders of the alliance, is a super-secret mission with the word "top secret" printed on it. A super-top-secret mission, as long as there is a slight oversight, the entire Dark Continent will be destroyed.

A terrible event will happen like the evil organization called Frosham invading the earth!!

If you know this, do you still dare to stop me? Does it matter even if Kawasaki City is destroyed?!!

"Gam~~Gam Gam~~~~"

Go, go, go, don't hinder me from maintaining world peace.

"Ah ah ah, everyone, look, Mr. Puppet Bear has spoken~~~"

"It's so cute, Mr. Ragdoll Bear, please say a little more, say a little more~~~"

"Be good, Mr. Puppet Bear, let me give you some candy~~~"

I:"……"

These little brats don't understand people at all... Oh no, they don't understand bears, you bastards!

Have fun while you're at it!

In desperation, I used the Hell Fighting Bear Sensation Artifact——

On the green spaces in parks, you can often see wooden signs saying "No entry".

"Ah~~~~"

When they saw the words on the wooden sign, these children were slightly startled.

Hum, do you finally understand? Really, it took me so much effort.

While the iron was hot, the sign in his hand flashed, and a second piece appeared.

I don't have time to play with you now, let's talk about it next time.

Children: "..."

Hey, I was so scared that I stopped talking. Could it be that my language was too harsh? Would it be better to be gentler?

"Ah~~"

After being stunned for several seconds, a child finally made a sound that sounded like exclamation.

Then, under my unexpected gaze, those children who were dumbfounded and didn't understand suddenly surged up with joy and surrounded me one by one. The constant noise that reached my ears almost made me vomit blood.

"Ah ah ah, look, Mr. Puppet Bear is doing tricks again!!"

"Where did the wooden sign come from?" (while touching my body)

"Master Ragdoll Bear is so awesome, please teach me, please."

"Master Ragdoll Bear, one more, one more."

"No, Mr. Ragdoll Bear is hungry. Let's eat some candy first. Come on, ah~~~"

"Mr. Ragdoll Bear, what exactly is written on the sign? It's crooked. Could it be that it's magic?!"

"That's the word, right? The word "yes" should be written on it."

"Hmph, are you doubting my words? I have seen it from a Master Mage before, and it is similar to what Master Ragdoll Bear wrote."

“So awesome~~~”

"Mr. Ragdoll Bear is so powerful. Is it magic? Is it really magic?!"

I:"……"

I completely forgot that few of these children are literate.

Qijing, Grandma of Heaven:

It seems that I have now encountered a force that is even more difficult to deal with than the Fallen Alliance, a terrifying enemy called the Bear Child Party.

I tried everything I could to drive away these guys, so I had no choice but to drag my family with me, followed by dozens of noisy kids, and walk around along the main road of the camp. No one was wrong wherever I passed.

Looking sideways, the foreign adventurers who saw this scene for the first time were even more amazed.
To be continued...