The first thousand one hundred and seventy-four chapters Huang Duanzi's maid's cowardice(1/2)
Chapter 1,174 The Cowboy Maid’s Cringe
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After tearing the little pornographic book into pieces again, the pornographic maid took out another one without haste, ready to be ready at any time.
Although I have complained about it before, but...how many books does she have with her, you bastard!!
I was gasping for air. It was strange. Even though I was not fighting the enemy, the heaviness in my lungs felt like I was coming back after circling the first world and killing the Fallen Alliance. Where did this feeling of exhaustion come from?
of?
Ethics, ethics!!!
I suddenly woke up and quickly covered the bottle of Jie Zheng that was finally moistened by the rain and exuded a trace of vitality.
Now is not the time to worry about feeling tired. When you are with this dirty maid, you should always be on guard against losing your moral integrity. I plan to save some moral integrity and save it for the God’s birthday before selling it... Wait, having said that, this
Isn’t it weird? Why do I think I have to sell my moral integrity to spend God’s birthday?
Ahem, in short, now is definitely not the time to squander money. I didn’t sell it just now. Looking back on the conversation just now, I breathed a sigh of relief. It seems I didn’t sell it.
"Your Highness, your things fell all over the floor." Jeluka suddenly pointed to the ground, showing a slightly surprised expression.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
With tears streaming down my face, I let out a cry of sorrow from my soul. I screamed with my arms up to the sky, and fell to my knees. My hands kept gathering something that was invisible and intangible but very important on the dirty soil.
Huh?
"It didn't happen! It didn't happen, you bastard!!!"
After peeling away a layer of soil, I realized what I was doing, stood up angrily, and rubbed my arms covered with soil against Jeluka.
"His Royal Highness must have misunderstood something. I mean, His Highness is foaming at the mouth."
This maid with purple hair and purple eyes kept dodging my pursuit like a dancing purple butterfly. At this time, I finally remembered that this guy is actually one of the Twin Knights among the Twelve Knights, the Dew of the Morning Sun.
The knight, whose strength has reached the advanced level in the pseudo-realm, really can't do anything to her unless she transforms into a moon wolf or a hell fighting bear.
However, what shocks me more is not the strength, but the moral integrity of this guy. To what extent does it have to be stored up so that he can keep squandering it in front of me like now?
Oh, I see, this stupid maid, who usually plays the role of an excellent maid and an upright knight in front of others, must have taken the opportunity to work hard to accumulate moral integrity at such a time, so that she can sell it in front of me with ease. In comparison, although
I have been saving, but I usually sell while saving...
For example, one person saves money desperately, and spends the money saved once a month or even once a year. In this way, he can naturally buy expensive and large quantities of things, while the other person uses it while saving.
, I don’t know how many poor piggy banks I have to break, and in the end I don’t have much money left at the end of the year.
What a terrible ploy! I was deceived by this guy!!
I had no intention of paying for my daily lifestyle, so I was very shocked.
No, my moral integrity is far inferior to hers now, I can no longer let her lead me away, I have to use my strengths to avoid weaknesses and make up for it.
"Speaking of which, you came here pretending to be Colgate again this time. Does Colgate know?"
"If you calculate the time, she should know it soon." Jeluka seemed to have made an estimate in her mind and nodded to confirm.
"What does this mean?" I had an ominous premonition.
"She will know when she wakes up." This dirty maid replied as if it was a matter of course.
"Wake up? What on earth did you do to her?!"
Please cherish and love your sister, you bastard! Of course, being like a white wolf is a bit too...
"It doesn't matter, I just tied her up and stuffed her into the closet."
"It's okay, your sister!!"
I have already imagined the pitiful look of Colgate being tied up and gagged, struggling in a dark closet.
This stupid maid has completely failed her role as a sister.
No...that's not right.
"If I remember correctly, Carol's strength should be the second among the twelve knights, a domain-level master. Can you please explain to Lord Jeluka how you tied her up?"
I suddenly remembered the personal information of these two pairs of maid sisters. Jeluka's strength is only at the pseudo-domain level, which is hugely different from her sister. If I want to use normal methods to tie up my sister, I might end up tying myself up instead.
Go in.
“Simple and simple.”
As if there were tens of thousands of ways to deal with her sister, Jeluka gently shook her index finger and showed a generous smile.
"Just put a little wine in her food."
I:"……"
Okay, I finally understand that these two sisters have abstaining from alcohol. Even if they are better than Sister Sharna, they are not much better.
When Colgate woke up, Geruka had already accompanied Artoria to the camp. Therefore, although Colgate was angry, she could only complete her duties in place of her unscrupulous sister. This dirty maid
The abacus is really loud, but...
"Just wait until you get back and be lectured and spanked by Carol."
I laughed a few times with gloating. The last time, this stupid maid also pretended to be her sister and followed me. However, she was discovered and came over. Carlo Jieti went into the tent and lectured me hard about the whole day. I can't believe it.
Still fresh in my memory.
To put it simply, although Keluka is the older sister, Carolie plays the role of a parent. This is the relationship between the two sisters.
"No problem, I've already left a message for her."
Jeluka is very calm and collected. Her long skirt fluttering in the wind sets off her quiet indifference and dignified and beautiful face, just like a majestic knight with pearls of wisdom in hand.
"His Royal Highness wanted to commit adultery with me, so he forced me to do it, and left a message like this."
“It’s not that there’s no problem at all, it’s very problematic!!!”
"Don't worry, Caroline won't blame me."
"It's strange that I can feel at ease. I will be chopped into pieces by Kaluge!!"
"Don't worry, those words in the middle are lies."
"That's okay... what the hell! It's a little better, but it still doesn't sound like I abducted you?!"
"If you are the Duke of Beasts, then show your grace and bear this trivial charge."
"I'm not a beast and I don't want to bear charges that don't belong to me!!"
"It's too much... You have obviously vented the power of a thousand bottles of contraceptive pills on me... but you are not even willing to bear this little thing for me..." Jeluka bit her handkerchief movingly, showing off her acting skills.
Special emoticons.
“Is it the contraceptive pill again?! Have you finally come back to your old profession? It’s weird to use contraceptive pills to describe it, no matter how you think about it!!”
"Young man, don't you want a bottle? There is a huge discount right now, buy two and get one free."
"Stop showing off like a mysterious businessman, I won't buy such expired stuff!!"
"Although it is outdated, it is surprisingly useful. Look, this is a very popular message from the guests."
Saying that, Jeluka handed me a thick book.
There is such a thing?!
I was shocked and took it and took a look.
"The Duke of Beasts Extra Chapter 9 - The Blood-stained Spear of Conquest on the Continent"
I:"……"
"This enthusiastic customer not only left a message, but also wrote down the effects after eating it in detail. Please take a look, Your Highness."
Jeluka on the side opened a certain page in the book for me like a dog-headed strategist, pointed at it and said.
Looking along her slender fingers, I saw the following paragraph.
Duke of Beasts: "Jiejie, Jiejie, how about it, my dear Her Majesty the Queen, you are so high above me, you never thought that one day you would become like this.
Her Majesty the Queen: "No, please spare us, I am willing to give up the entire kingdom!"
Duke of Beasts: "Jiejie, Jiejie, it's too late to tell now, my big ax is already hungry and thirsty!!"
"No!" Her Majesty the Queen let out a cry of despair, leaving two lines of clear tears on her noble and beautiful face. She clutched the clothes that had been torn on her body and could only barely cover her important parts, biting her delicate lips,
She seemed to have decided something, and closely guarded her eleven-year-old, innocent-faced youngest daughter, her sixteen-year-old, delicate and beautiful second daughter, and her twenty-two-year-old charming eldest daughter.
"You can... treat me however you want, at least... at least spare my three daughters!!"
Duke of Beasts: "It's too late! Today, I will let you all try my terrifying [Cation Cannon]!!"
As he spoke, endless white light suddenly erupted from the crotch of the laughing beast Duke...
I:"……"
To be continued...