The first thousand one hundred and eighty-fifth chapters put you on the ass(1/2)
Chapter 1,185 Wear you on my butt
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"Why little bear***?!"
Beya's pupils trembled, trying to endure something, but in the end she failed and started complaining loudly.
"Actually, I have also been worrying about this pattern for a long time."
Arturia was deep in thought, seeming to recall the hard days of desperately thinking about what to embroider on it, her eyes a little wandering and distant.
No, actually it’s best to not embroider anything at all…
I believe Beya must have had the same urge to complain as me at this time, as a victim of *** patterns.
"Originally I wanted to embroider the lion like Fan's."
How obsessed are you with lions, you idiot!
"But if you think about it carefully, it seems inappropriate to embroider a lion on a girl's breasts."
I guess you have some common sense.
"The more important point is that Beja's breasts are too small, and my skills are not yet good enough to embroider them."
Is this the real reason for you to give up? Please forgive me for taking back what I just said!!
"So, I decided to do this."
With this kind of momentum, as if a businessman was showing off his confident signature products to customers, Artoria once again showed the cute little pure white penis in front of us, with a cartoon bear on the little vagina's butt.
The head is facing us, as if smiling at us.
It doesn’t matter if this kind of thing is completed, because you can’t embroider a lion, so you have to embroider a bear head. What is the cause and effect? The Lord Buddha is crying bitterly in the three thousand worlds, you bastard!!
"Because, I heard that when Fan and Beiya met for the first time, Beiya's willfulness caused a lot of trouble to Fan. After that, the relationship between the two of you has not been very good.
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Oh oh oh, black history, black history has appeared, are you finally going to remember and kill?
I turned my head and glanced at Beiya secretly, and found that she lowered her head and did not utter a rebuttal, with a look of regret on her pretty face.
How should I put it... When I met Beya for the first time, this girl's personality was indeed quite strange. She was arrogant, ignorant, arrogant and self-centered. However, she was still young at that time. I remember when we were in the second grade of middle school.
, when he introduced himself on stage, he said that he would not marry anyone who is not an alien, a person from the future, a person from another world, or a person with super powers.
If I could go back to that time now, I would definitely remove the option of being a superpower.
Ahem, in short, I have already forgotten that incident, and now Beiya has indeed made great progress. Although she is still a little girl, she is already barely doing it. It is not impossible to describe it this way. All in all, it is three
Let’s divide it into two cute little elf loli princesses.
"So, I thought of this method."
Arturia once again unfolded the little bear in her hand in front of us like a signature product.
I said... Artoria, to be honest, this piece of clothing will be worn by Beja from now on. If it is always waved in front of a grown man like me, even if I am not ashamed, it will be too embarrassing for Beja.
Not so good.
"As long as you embroider Fan's image on your breasts, maybe the relationship between you two will get better, right?"
Under our dull gazes, the golden hair on Artoria's forehead turned and turned, and then she made shocking remarks.
I:"……"
Beiya: "..."
"puff----------!!!!"
After a few seconds of silence at the same time, the two of us squirted out together.
“What what what what what what——————?!!!”
"You want me to put this, this, this... this idiot...through...in my vagina, and stick it...on my butt...on my ass?!"
Beja, who was so shocked by Arturia's words, turned around, her eyes swishing like mosquito coils, grabbed my lapel and shook me.
"Don't blame me, idiot, I don't want to be worn in your butt either, bastard!!!"
I was also in a panic, so I decisively gave Beja a slap in the face.
"Death, you go to death, if you are not dead, I will kill you, if you don't want to be killed by me, just go and die quickly. When you die, I will wear this to commemorate you!!"
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Beja yelled incoherently and punched back, you are so naive, just with your... this iron tiger finger...
There was a scream, and blood was everywhere.
"This *** would be more suitable to be placed on your tombstone."
Not to be outdone, I landed my fist on the top of Beya's head and kept drilling her while she screamed "I'm shorter, wuwu, I'm going to be drilled shorter."
After fighting each other for a while, we regained some sanity.
Now is not the time for internal fighting.
"You two really don't have a good relationship, why don't you give it a try? Maybe your relationship will change after wearing this piece of clothing."
Arturia, who had a panoramic view of the scene just now, was even more convinced that she had embroidered a bear's head on her breasts, and her beautiful green pupils were filled with anticipation.
It will only get worse!!
Beja and I raised the coffee table angrily in our hearts at the same time.
"Moreover, when I was worrying about which of Fan's looks to embroider, information about Fan's Hell Fighting Bear transformation came to me. Don't you think this is fate?!"
What a bad fate!!!!
Beja and I, at the same time, were stepping on the White House in our hearts, angrily shouting at the torch-selling goddess of literature.
Ha, I’m so tired. I feel like I’ve used up all my complaints today.
For some reason, Beja and I were both out of breath.
"Speaking of which, Artoria, why would you want to do it to me?"
I feel that this matter must be traced back to a higher source to confirm when I was so stupid that I agreed with Artoria on such a thing.
"Have you forgotten? On our wedding day."
Artoria tilted her head slightly, and her golden hair kept twitching with her little movement, as if she was scolding me, remember it quickly, you bastard, can you still be considered my husband like this?
Okay, okay, you don’t need to push me, I’ve known for a long time that Dumbao is the real body, bastard!!
"When the two of us compete," Artoria continued.
With such detailed reminders of time and events, I finally unearthed that memory that was buried deep inside.
That's right, during the competition with Artoria.
At that time, I had practiced hard for five years and demonstrated the Wu style of instant killing and changing clothes that was unprecedented and unprecedented!!
As a result, while changing clothes in an instant, Arturia saw the cartoon lion penis that Willas made for herself.
Looking back now, it is really a shame. I pity myself that I have been practicing my stunt for five years, but after using it only once, I was brutally killed. Five years have been like a dream, and my life has been like a dream.
Then, this stupid guy didn't know where the misunderstanding was, and he actually realized from it that "In the human world, only those who can make sex and embroider lion patterns on them are qualified wives."
Complement the argument.
That's why today's scene was born.
otz.......
"Do you mean... you don't like it?"
Arturia looked at me and then at Beja, with disappointment filling her face.
"What the hell, we are so happy, don't you think so, Beja!!"
Just when Bea was about to open her mouth and say something, I stepped on her foot and quickly interrupted with a smile.
Hum hum, die with me.
Holding the four corners of my hand tightly, I turned my eyes away from Beiya, trying to convey such a cold meaning to her.
Just wait and see, it will make you look good, you idiot! Big idiot!!
Bea's pretty eyes were filled with tears, and she stared at me angrily and aggrieved.
System prompt: Player [Beya] received a captain reward [Little Bear***].
"Sister Alto, I have something to do, so I need to take the first step."
Beiya held the *** in her hand like a hot potato. She hesitated for a while and suddenly said this.
Is this girl trying to get rid of *** secretly?
To be continued...