So, when I took off my disguise of hiding a super businessman and passed by the old drunkard’s stall holding a spear [accidentally], everyone was excited. ^httpbe Please remember our

It turns out that this big liar was not a lie, and Elder Fan really used this brand of spear.

It is worth mentioning that they seemed more surprised that the old drunkard didn't lie to others than that I used this long gun.

I am about to burst into tears for the shameful Elder Kasha.

All in all, after the sales started, the business was extremely hot. As we hid aside and watched, our eyes turned into two big "again"s.

This business without capital is very profitable. A long spear, iron sword or other training weapon costs only a few dozen gold coins, but now it is branded with the Elder Fan brand, and the price suddenly soars to a gold coin in the old field.

It's a huge profit.

And if the Card of Elder Kasha is printed on it, maybe no one will ask for a single gold coin, and all the money will be lost.

Therefore, I think it is necessary to beat the old drunkard and let her know that if I sell one of the Elder Fan weapons, I will lose a little bit of my moral integrity. Assuming that I sell 700 million weapons a year, if I add up the lost moral integrity, it will be

Can circle the Dark Continent twice.

She owes a lot of this favor.

Seeing more and more adventurers coming together, I suddenly felt a little itchy. I wanted to know why everyone was so enthusiastic about the Mortal Elder brand weapons?

I might be able to understand if a female adventurer wants to buy Elder Mortal's spear, but what about others?

I finally understand why some leaders, after making some achievements, can’t help but go to the private sector to investigate opinions. It’s all caused by vanity.

Just do some research.

Seeing that the old drunkard was completely immersed in the dream of gold coins, I secretly looked at her with contempt, and suddenly felt that the realm between the two of us was different.

Put on the cloak, cover your face, and once again transform into the hidden super businessman mode. This time it is not to do business, but to conduct investigation.

Who should I look for? Brother, you, it’s you.

I stopped an adventurer who had just bought an Elder Mortal brand spear and was rubbing it in his hand happily.

"Ahem, brother, you seem very happy?"

In a low and hoarse voice, I asked curiously.

"Again, this guy has so many problems."

The other party glared at him unceremoniously, and when he squinted his eyes, he saw that by coincidence, wasn't this the man with whom he had just discussed the miko clan?

"It's a pleasure to meet you, it's fate."

I hurriedly cheered up, regretting that there were no such things as cigarettes in the Dark Continent, otherwise it would have been easier to talk if I handed one over.

"Brother, you know that I am also a businessman, so I am very curious about why everyone is rushing to buy these weapons. Could it be that...as Elder Kasha said, it can really strengthen the body and get twice the result with half the effort through practice?"

"Bullshit."

As a result, before I could finish my words, the adventurer made an indignant noise, then lowered his voice, looked around, and lowered his voice when he saw that there were no walls with ears, with strong disdain and indignation.

"Are you mentally ill? I am not afraid to tell you what that guy said. When I was an adventurer here in the camp, she deceived me out of ten gold coins and I haven't paid it back yet.", "It turns out they are all poor people.

Ah." As if I had found an organization, I held the other person's hand tightly and shook it.

"I was also defrauded of several thousand gold coins by that old woman, and I'm still defaulting on the money.", "Brother, you are worse off than me."

The two found a common language and unanimously condemned the old drunkard's numerous crimes, and their relationship instantly became much closer.

"Why did you buy it even though you knew that guy was cheating?" Then, I continued to investigate and asked.

"Although the talk about strengthening the body and getting twice the result with half the effort are all lies, brother, didn't you see? Elder Fan was indeed passing by holding such a spear just now."

"Yeah...Yeah." I forced a laugh, feeling a sense of guilt welling up.

"It shows that this is indeed a practice weapon often used by Elder Fan."

As he said this, the adventurer narrowed his eyes slightly and carefully stroked the practice spear in his hand, as if he were treating his own treasure.

"Because it is the weapon used by that adult, it has meaning. From now on, whenever I encounter any problems, I just need to take a look at this spear and I will feel..."

Oh oh oh, it turns out that my image in everyone's minds is actually so tall.

At this moment, I was filled with tears of excitement, and I felt even more sad. I felt sorry for the party and the people. I was so obsessed with money that I teamed up with that old drunkard to deceive everyone.

"There will be a sense of intellectual superiority in my heart. You said that even a fool like that can get to this point, what problems can stump me? You think so, brother, ahahahahann~

~n", me: "..."

You stupid human being, you deserve to have the money in your pocket stolen.

Maybe this is just a special case. Yes, although we don't expect anything like the prestige of the divine horse, at least most people should still be full of respect for our pseudo-savior.

Not giving up, I fell in love with another one.

This adventurer, who has blond hair and is about forty years old, seems to care about his appearance. When he was being investigated, he narcissistically moved his blond hair lightly, as if there were countless red roses and glitter.

This action of his embellishes it.

What he bought was an Elder Fan brand iron sword. Although it was only used as a weapon for practice, its shiny blade could reflect dazzling light, which was enough to show that this sword did not cut any corners.

It seemed that I had asked the wrong person, and I had an ominous premonition in my heart.

"Every time I see this iron sword..."

The blond man looked intoxicated and used the sword as a mirror, looking at himself inside.

"You will deeply understand how sinful your handsome face is, oh m! Merciful and cruel God, how many people have taken away their beauty to create such a perfect man like me?

What a sinner. If possible, how much I want to share my sinful handsomeness with poor Elder Fan. After all, he is also the hero of the alliance and the twin stars of the mainland. Looking like that, isn't it a bit shabby?

?Face is the first impression, it is very important. In my opinion, if an elder wants to change his image, he must first dye his hair blonde..."

Leaving the blond man who was talking endlessly and completely immersed in his own world, I walked towards the other man expressionlessly.

The opening method must be wrong somewhere, as all the shots just now were cut off.

The third adventurer bought a gavel.

Hey, hey, you made a mistake. I have never practiced this thing. Don’t think of me as someone who is proficient in all kinds of weapons, you bastard.

Of course, this young adventurer is obviously a drunkard who doesn't care about drinking. He doesn't care whether I have practiced hammer weapons, as long as it is the Elder Fan brand.

And he had a very strong purpose in buying the gavel.

"I am a loyal supporter of Lady Diva." The gloomy young adventurer's face turned dark instantly, and he let out an intoxicating laugh from the corner of his mouth.

"It is said that you only need to place this mallet in the pit of poisonous snakes for seven or forty-nine days to cure the curse, then take it out, paste the name of the palace attendant after death on the hammer body, and cut off a piece along the handle of the hammer every day.

Once the entire handle of the hammer is cut off, the palace man will never lift it after death. Hehehehehe said, and made a fierce gesture of cutting off the handle, which made me feel a sudden chill between my legs, as if I was really short.

Quite similar.

No...these bastards don't have very good motives for buying weapons.

Saying goodbye to the third insurance company, I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and began to regret cooperating with the old drunkard. This is no longer a matter of losing integrity. What should I do if the toy curse is really effective?

I decided to finally interview a female adventurer to comfort my wounded young heart.

As for women, there should be no discrimination based on intelligence, appearance, harem, etc.

After searching around, I settled on a petite mage.

At first glance, you can tell that she is a girl with a good personality and will not say harsh words.

What she bought was a dagger, oh oh oh, is the combination of the mage and the dagger useful for self-defense? But don’t hold it wrong at the critical moment. You won’t be able to defend yourself if you practice with the dagger.

"That...this..."

Staring at me with my piercing eyes, the mage started to squirm, and kept playing with the undulating handle of the dagger in his hand, as if he had some embarrassment, and was very shy.

Look, look, how innocent it is.

"Don't tell others if you tell me, actually......I actually want to give Elder Fan a child~" the mage said shyly, covering his hot face.

I:"……"

Regardless of the meaning of this sentence, is there any necessary connection between giving birth to a child and buying a dagger?

I always felt that this was a topic that I couldn't think about deeply, so I ran away in confusion.

This world... just want to be destroyed.

In less than half an hour, one hundred Fan Elder brand weapons were sold out.

Thinking that these hundred weapons will be used for various unknown things, I feel chills in my heart. I am afraid that one day I will suddenly become handsome, one day my lower body will suddenly become shorter, or one day a mage-

- came to the door with a baby in his arms and shyly said to me, "Look, this is our culmination."

It's the result of you and the dagger, bastard

I squatted on the ground in fear, held my head and screamed.

"Hahaha, don't be depressed. Don't be depressed. Look, isn't this a huge profit?"

The old drunkard carrying a large bag of gold coins and gems patted my shoulder and comforted me with a smile, giving me a thumbs up and flashing his white teeth.

"Let's divide the spoils, young man." My mood immediately improved.

"We are a law enforcement team. I heard that there is cheating and prostitution here." At this moment, a pair of soldiers came up with a straight face and shouted loudly.
To be continued...