When I returned home, the sound of carpenters banging could be heard from inside.

Lena and Linya looked at each other, showing doubts.

But I have never heard of any missing furniture at home, and where is the sound of carpenters knocking?

When they entered the house, they discovered that the person making the noise was not a carpenter, but the owner of the house.

…

To be precise, I kind of regret it now.

Although he was able to achieve the goal with one stone, he still agreed too rashly and did not take his own situation into consideration at all.

Dating...what the hell is this weird thing, you bastard?

There was a roar in my mind, and this thought flashed across my mind. I was stunned for a long time, and then I fell to my knees weakly, with tears streaming down my face.

Think of us as a dignified elder of the alliance, prince of the elves, one of the twin stars of the continent, a man known as a god of song, a maze killer, and the owner of three beautiful wives who are of great beauty. He is the biggest public enemy of men in the dark continent and has been tortured for many years.

A dangerous person who secretly yells "Death to the harem men".

Now, looking back, I realize that even though I have gained so much, I still don’t know what dating is.

It means I know, but I have zero experience in how to do it.

Maybe in the past, there were several memories that were very similar to dating, but this kind of thing is the same as the relationship between the two sentences "Let's find a place to stay for one night today" and "Let's stay in a couple hotel for one night today."

, the level is completely different.

It's so sad, so sad. Is it possible that even today, even after traveling to another world, the curse of Singles' Day and the Death to Death Legion still remain with us?

So, the current scene happened.

"Brother...what are you doing?" Lena's soft voice came from behind.

"Oh, Lena, are you back? Thank you for your hard work."

After knocking a few times, I turned around, wiped the sweat from my forehead, and gave Lena a carpenter's smile.

"Is such that……"

I didn't have any scruples, so I briefly told the two girls what I had said to Tia, including my plan to mature her through dating.

Anyway, it’s not like we’re doing anything to make people feel guilty. We’re here to help others. You know, anyone who talks about expanding the harem should go to hell.

After listening, Linya and Lena looked at each other and showed a meaningful and tacit smile that made me very interested.

"What's wrong? You're smiling so weirdly." I tilted my head and asked.

"No, it's nothing. So, Brother Wu, are you saying...that you are preparing for tomorrow's date?"

Linya chuckled and shook her head, changed the topic, and asked in turn.

"Yes and no."

I touched the stubble on my chin inexplicably and stared at the half-finished product in front of me.

"To be precise, I regret it."

"Huh?" Linya and Lena exclaimed.

"I have absolutely no experience in dating. I agreed too hastily." After a moment of pause, I answered honestly and dejectedly.

Having said that, would it be inappropriate to say "I have absolutely no dating experience" in front of my wife who has been married for many years?

"Hasn't my brother dated Sister Linya and the others?"

Lena, who always had a calm and peaceful smile, also showed a surprised expression. She looked at Linya next to her and then at me. She seemed confused. She already had three wives and she didn't even have any experience in dating?

I knew it would surprise everyone if I said it.

"It's not that I don't have similar experiences, but... how should I put it? It's different from the situation before me." I scratched the back of my head and glanced at Linya.

"So that's it..." Lena thought thoughtfully.

"It's a pity that it's scheduled for tomorrow. If I have enough time, I can practice it with Sister Linya first." As she said that, Lena looked slyly at Linya next to her, obviously seeking revenge for what happened just now.

"I...I have no experience either."

Linya glared at Lena helplessly and lowered her head shyly.

Although I am already married to Brother Wu, but... if I can go on a date alone for a day...

As she thought about it, Linya's eyes went crazy.

Looking at Linya's gradually changing expression, Lena snickered on the sidelines. However, she couldn't help but her mind could not help it. She quietly began to think about the word date, and from time to time she seemed to think of something shy.

A faint and beautiful blush appeared on her snow-white cheeks.

But soon, the sound of banging continued to wake up the two girls.

They glanced at each other and noticed that the blush on the other's face had not faded. They understood that they were thinking about the same thing just now. Lena and Linya couldn't help but cough a few times, pretending not to notice, and not making fun of the other.

Only then did the two girls remember that their initial questions seemed to have not yet been answered.

"Brother, is there any connection between what you just said and what you are doing now?"

Lena looked curiously at the drawer, or rather cabinet, that was almost taking shape after a while of beating.

"That's a good question."

I knocked a nail down hard and replied.

"As long as you make this drawer based on the description in the [Qi Tian Lie Encyclopedia] left by your grandfather, and then take the time machine inside to go back to the past, everything will be solved."

"Brother Wu, calm down, there must be other ways to solve this problem."

After listening in a daze, Linya showed an expression that didn't know whether to laugh or cry, while Lena nodded beside her, showing worry.

Obviously, a certain fool was too panicked and his mind wandered to another world.

"Don't worry, I'm calm now."

Holding the hammer in my hand high, I announced loudly.

"Just because I knew that there was no such thing as a vending machine in this world, I didn't waste my time looking for a time machine inside, and decided to make one myself."

My brain is getting more and more confused.

Lena and Linya couldn't help but complain in their hearts at the same time.

"Actually, brother, there's no need to worry at all."

Lena seemed to have thought of something and clapped her small palms.

"What do you mean?"

"Brother, think about it. Although Tia is lively and active, she is very delicate. Since she made the request for a date, she must have a plan, right?"

"Oh, that makes sense."

I stopped what I was doing, and the more I thought about Lena's words, the more I felt like this.

Although she is a little girl, in my understanding, Tia is indeed a thoughtful and considerate girl.

"One word wakes up the dreamer, Lena, I love you so much."

The word "date" made of reinforced concrete that was weighing on my heart fell apart after Lena's persuasion. I felt relaxed all over. I couldn't help but excitedly hugged Lena and rubbed her face again and again.

.

As expected of my sister, the future heir to the Grand Elder of the Alliance, she is so smart.

For some reason, Lena blushed immediately and became shy in my arms. Linya looked on and pursed her lips and snickered, which made me very puzzled.

Really, aren't the things you do when you are replenishing your sister's power more embarrassing? I have never seen this little girl blush like this. What's going on?

To hell with the time machine

Kicking the drawers that were about to be finished with my kick, I walked outside holding the messy wooden boards on the floor.

"Don't waste this wood. It's just right to make a writing board for Hell Fighting Bear. I'll go out for a while and I'll be back soon." I said hello to the two girls, and I hid in the small jungle and started knocking again.

Do you think it would be easy for us to be a bear for once?

Everyone says that the seemingly endless small wooden sign on the Hell Fighting Bear is the eighth wonder of Camp Rogge, but who knows that behind this miracle, there is a hard-working carpenter who keeps hammering away.

Just like the Great Wall and the Pyramids of Egypt, these miracles are all made of countless sweat, blood and tears.

Except for Carlos' rose candy.

Forget it, if you tell these people, they won’t understand. Real men don’t need explanations.

…

Early the next morning, Veras, who had already learned about the situation, prepared a handsome outfit for me. A white silk shirt with a well-fitting black vest on the outside. It was a bit like a tuxedo, with a pair of

The straight black trousers can well outline the adventurer's strong physique without losing the elegance of the aristocracy. There is also an exquisite robe on top.

When I looked in the mirror, my first impression was that it was a fortress. Sure enough, a person's beauty depends on his clothes... Ahem, so what, in short, as long as we have good clothes to wear, we can still find some bright spots in our human-level appearance.

of.

Arriving at the entrance of the Mages Guild, Tia's figure was already lingering there.
To be continued...