.After the well carving, I reappeared in the Madea settlement as a Hell Fighting Bear.

Don't you think it's cool? Appearing in different identities for different purposes is just like... just like the Phantom Thief with a Thousand Faces

Unconsciously, my blood boiled.

Although, it is true that this phantom thief looks like a bear.

I was instantly discouraged.

No matter what, let's finish what we want to do first.

So, the Muppet Bear of the acrobatic troupe once again made a grand appearance. Today's performances are fire hoop jumping and high-altitude tightrope walking. Please look forward to it.

Although the old, young, sick and weak were gathered together and planned to move to a safe place, Amludina and the others only came here this morning. How could they move so quickly? They could finish all these chores in one morning. It was not very urgent.

Even if the parts are really not found, it will take Black Dragon Elias three to five years to break the seal.

Thanks to this, my performance successfully attracted the children from Madeya Village. Although the atmosphere in the village was a bit tense and there were elf soldiers everywhere, the heartless children who love to play by nature would not care.

There were so many people, and they came around with a shout, and there were quite a few adults.

What we need to be especially careful about are those elf girls. If they all treat me like a puppet, if everyone knows about it in the future, there will inevitably be rumors about the harem elders transforming into puppet bears to seduce ignorant elf girls.

While I was busy here, Somako also began to ask other residents. The reason for this division of labor is that he is afraid that among these children, there will always be a few naughty elements, which means that the legendary super naughty kid is the rebellious adult.

At that time, if these people had picked up the parts, even if Somak asked, the rebellious spirit in their hearts would be ignited, and they might not know how to hide it.

Can you expect a naughty kid to understand the serious consequences of doing so and hand over the parts obediently? Boy, the pattern is broken.

Therefore, for these children, the appearance of a hell fighting bear and the halo of a dad will definitely be more useful than the majesty of the village chief of Somako. When Somako saw me, he was stunned for a moment, and immediately

After reacting, he nodded to me gratefully, also because he understood the reason.

Of course, if I knew that he was still thinking at that time, "Ah, so that's it, this bear is the summoned object of His Highness the Prince. With His Highness the Prince's reputation in the alliance, it's no wonder that even the alternate Great Elder Lena wants to attack this bear."

"I'm so respectful" will definitely vomit three liters of blood, and then give a helpless thumbs up.

The old man is very clever, so you can all relate to it.

Then there was Amludina, who knew my identity. When she looked over here, she was stunned for several minutes, then turned around and left silently. For some reason, her back looked like she was sitting on a small bench in the corner of the ring.

The burning boxer, was it my eyes?

Ahem, in short, don’t pay so much attention to such details.

What is the result of a successful performance? You say failure? Come on, ordinary acrobatics such as walking on a tightrope and jumping through fire hoops are as easy as walking and drinking water for a master in the field who can already fly. If this can still fail, then

He is not an acrobat, but a comedian.

After the performance was successful, as expected, the young ladies and young ladies gathered around me and started to touch and touch me.

I raised the wooden sign high, probably because it had gathered a lot of popularity during this period, so it was easy for the restless elf ladies to stop and look at me curiously.

Make an aggrieved look.

The children immediately started whispering and it was a chaotic mess.

Please don't use this term, it won't cause misunderstanding, as if what I throw away is moral integrity.

Covering my forehead feebly, I raised the wooden sign again.

As he said this, he knelt down and sighed.

"Mr. Ragdoll Bear, don't worry, we will help you find it."

The six or seven-year-old elf girl with a milky voice patted her chest in assurance. As soon as she started, the other children immediately started shouting, not wanting to be outdone.

Outstanding effect!

I made a beautiful snap of my fingers in my heart and wanted to pick up the little girl who just started talking and give her a big kiss on the face.

I always feel that I am fooling a bunch of young ladies and little girls. Are some strange skill levels and things like moral integrity passing through my fingers with the same momentum as stock trading?

"Mr. Muppet Bear has obviously performed so many acrobatics for us, so we also have to do something for Muppet Bear." The children were all talking, their self-esteem, innocent gratitude, compassion, etc. were successfully mobilized.

When they got up, their backs were burning like Super Saiyans.

After saying this, I felt like the bottle of moral integrity had cracked.

System prompt: Congratulations to Wanxuan, you successfully deceived more than 100 children in one attempt, and obtained the advanced title [Goldfish Raider]

Why did it become like this?! Obviously, I came to the elves just for a vacation and to save up enough moral integrity to make up for the God’s birthday* Asshole!

Although the plan was successful, I felt inexplicably that my life had failed. First post.

Seeing that the shota girls around me were about to disperse in a hurry, I used my child's high agility, so I quickly called them to stop.

Just kidding, you don’t even know what I threw away, where are you going to find it?

I hurriedly ran to borrow the ancient silver coin from Amludina and hurried back.

Go back and borrow one from Huang Duanzi Shinu or Princess Sanwu. Why didn't you think of it last night?

After seeing that it was a real thing, I saw the children scattering one by one, some clamoring to look for their own, and some planning to ask their parents for it (children of this age still think that their parents are omnipotent and can get anything)

, I breathed a sigh of relief.

Hope it works.

Hey, isn't there another one who hasn't left yet?

I saw a cute little girl about ten years old, biting her thumb, looking at me motionlessly with her big watery eyes, not in a hurry to look for her, I couldn't help but be curious.

Little Loli was so cute that you couldn't help but want to hug her. I ran up to her, squatted in front of her, stretched out my furry bear paws and stroked her head.

Take a closer look, it looks familiar. Isn't it the little girl who gave me a strange badge last time? For such a cute existence, even my brain with a pitiful capacity will not be indifferent.

Hesitantly deleted some other unnecessary things, such as the appearance of Lal, the appearance of the barbarian brothers, and the only black and white photo of Malagby who died young, and then added this

The figure of the little elf Loli is saved instead.

Shaking her head, shaking her head, the elf girl shook her head wildly, and the beautiful light blue ponytail hanging straight down from the back of her head also swayed.

I asked curiously.

When her eyes fell on the ancient silver coins placed on the table, the little girl looked confused, then shook her head again.

"Mr. Ragdoll Bear, it's nothing. It's probably Bu Ke's fault. It's just that the shape is similar..." The last sentence, Little Loli almost suppressed her voice in her throat. Only her mouth was trembling slightly. Naturally, I didn't listen.

to what she was saying.

"Bu Ke, let's go and help. Help Mr. Puppet Bear find the important things he lost." As he said that, he gently came up to me, hugged me, and placed his head on my bear's head happily and contentedly with his childish little face.

After rubbing it for a few times, he turned around and left.

what happened?

I scratched my head and watched this little elf who called himself Buco leave, full of doubts in my heart.

So, we just missed the truth.

"You're just a mount, how dare you make Ben Ang wait for so long? You should fight, you should fight." After leaving the settlement, the figure of little King Arthur couldn't wait to jump out of the hiding place, jumped on my head, and started to pull again.

Grass skills were used to inhumanely destroy my poor hair.

"Wait a minute, aren't I just trying to get some information?" I clasped my head and wailed. After transforming into a Hell Fighting Bear, little King Arthur couldn't hide on my body anymore, so I could only wait outside the settlement. Isn't this something I can't do?

?

"It's so verbose. It's so verbose for an idiot's mount. It dares to make excuses even after being ignored by its master. It's just a mere mount, but it's an arrogant mount."

The unreasonable side of little King Arthur appeared. The more I explained, the more noisy and joyful she became. Damn it, am I really going to get the title of Mediterranean Uncle in a few years? By the way, is there a hair growth agent in the Dark Continent? I have to prepare for a rainy day.

!

"Mount, where are you going next?"

Little King Arthur, who had finally had enough trouble, was held in my arms and walked on the road.

Now, rather than sitting on my head, this little princess seems to prefer being held in my arms, just like holding a doll, folding my hands in front of my chest and hugging her inside.

I was naturally happy and relaxed. Who would like to have someone sit on their head and endure the torture of pulling weeds from time to time, even if this guy is just a cute figure-sized creature.

But when others are present, forget it, it’s better to sit on my head. If others see the little guy sitting on my head, at best they will think that I am little King Arthur’s mount. If others see me like this

If you hold little King Arthur in your arms, you will definitely be misunderstood as a pervert.

Don’t believe it? Try holding the figure in front of your xiong and walking around on the street and you will know. For men, it is definitely the top shameful play. Even girls over seven years old are ashamed to do it.

"Next, let me think about it..."

I guess I can't help with the affairs of the Madeya settlement. It all depends on Amludina and whether luck is on our side.

so……

First go back to the Elf King City, borrow some ancient silver coins from those two idiot maids, and then go to Kurast.

I decided on my itinerary instantly.

"Xiao~~Mo~~li~~" I appeared from behind Princess Sanwu with an unusually affectionate tone that made me feel sick and had goosebumps all over my body. I gave her a flying hug and hugged her from behind.

Jiāo's small and exquisite body was hugged in his arms, and he fell to the ground, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing...

"Let...let me go...it's so...so uncomfortable..." Even with an expressionless face, you can still see that the mistress is moaning silently, her trembling little body
To be continued...