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At night, the small town of Lalula is lit by bonfires and full of noisy people.

The moment that little King Arthur was most looking forward to finally arrived. After thawing the dead Bowser monster, Dragon Crocodile, it took a lot of effort to get its body out of the hard spiny shell.

Although the dragon crocodile is as big as a hill, it is obviously not enough for the tens of thousands of residents in Lalula Town, plus the approximately 2,000 villagers in the Madeya settlement, and more than 10,000 soldiers (the original search team included

Nearly ten thousand (plus the thousands of soldiers brought by Artoria), this huge crowd was divided up.

I have it all to myself, and I feel very sorry for those people who already know the origin of Kuba monster and its delicious taste, so I can only feel aggrieved. Everyone can share a little bit, and they know the taste of dragon crocodile.

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For this reason, I specially asked the soldiers to announce loudly that everyone should not swallow the dates wholeheartedly, just like Zhu Bajie swallowing the ginseng fruit. They were tempted by the delicious taste of the dragon crocodile and couldn't wait to stuff it into their mouths. As a result, they ate it without knowing the taste.

Naturally, this warning made everyone laugh, but they must have kept it in mind. If it happened, not only would they miss out on the delicious dragon crocodile, but they would also become the butt of laughter, which is not worth it.

As the heroes of this battle, as well as the Queen, Prince, King Arthur, and distinguished guests of the Human Alliance, we are naturally given priority and sufficient weight. Thinking that we have also received a lot of privileges, and are no longer a brick of the Alliance, where do we need it?

The handyman who moved the house made me burst into tears.

So. So...

"Let me tell you, your ears are really sharp..." Looking at the uninvited guests, Feini and the others, I was speechless.

"My cousin went too far, meow. He even invited Bisi and Oona, but only left me, meow." Feini looked at me resentfully.

"You have to find a reason why I have to ask you." I rolled my eyes.

Naturally, I have a conspiracy in inviting Bisila here. The first is to use something substantial. I want to thank her for helping me clean the villa, and I also come here to let her help me make wine.

As for Oona, I just invited her here. Think about it. If I invite Bisi alone, won't it make people suspect that I have thoughts about her? Especially when I have the elders of the harem and the prince of hundreds of tribes on my head.

The nickname of holding a grudge would even make me jump into the water and not be able to wash it away.

Having said that, can inviting Ona actually clear the relationship? Won't others think that I have a bigger appetite and want to conquer two in one go? This is a question.

As for Feini, the charming transvestite, since Oona has been invited, she will definitely come with her. It’s not at all beyond my expectation. The conversation just now was just a daily insult called cousin... Oh,

No. My cousin's daily humiliation... doesn't seem appropriate either. It's my cousin's daily training, that's all.

Besides, Fini's cooking skills are pretty good, and together with Oona and Bisi, they are a perfect combination of three top chefs. As for Dragon Crocodile's meat, no one has ever eaten or cooked it before, and they don't know the best way to cook it.

So it is undoubtedly a good idea to let as many cooks as possible try as many cooking methods as possible.

Although it is possible that once the best cooking method is found, the dragon and crocodile meat will be gone.

Fortunately, among everyone, Arturia is the only foodie. Although little King Arthur is also a foodie, considering her size, her appetite is only equivalent to that of half a barbarian, not even as good as mine.

I, originally thought so.

But……

"I'll go, you woke up at the right time!" Pointing at the little ghost sitting next to me, I angrily lifted the coffee table in my mind.

"Hmph, Xiaofan, this is the power of the saint. A fool like you will never understand." The little ghost hummed at me and waved a slender white jade finger in disdain.

"Don't put your foodie's sixth sense in the skin of a saint, you stupid ghost." I waved my sarcastic knife without any hesitation, and it landed on the little ghost's forehead with an unmistakable click.

"Woohoo, smelly Xiaofan, the servant of the district, even dare to disrespect to the virgin, be careful to fall from the sky when she falls asleep."

"The murderer is definitely you, you are right!"

This ghost must have resented me for swinging the necklace to shake her out when she was sleeping, so she had evil thoughts and wanted me to experience the feeling of falling from a high altitude in my dreams.

"It's a bed."

The little ghost showed a holy and flawless smile, her large priest's robe fluttered in the dark night air, and her whole body exuded soft holy white light. People who didn't know it would really be swayed by her appearance and then bow to her.

Worship, and have the devout thought in my heart: "The saint said the murderer was the bed, so it is definitely the bed."

As a result, she is actually a sinister ghost who deceives the world with her noble and holy appearance. Everyone knows that when the pink ones are cut open, they will be black inside (except my Sarah, of course), but no one knows that after the white ones are cut open,

It's darker inside.

"You're the one under the bed, right?" How could I be fooled, so I continued to transform into Godzilla and breathe fire.

"Xiaofan is such an idiot. Of course the person under the bed is Xiaofan himself." The little ghost said matter-of-factly.

"Am I tied under the bed and thrown into the air? This is even more outrageous!" Who am I, the little ghost? How could she hide the little Jiujiu in her heart from me?

"Don't worry, because it's an experiment for the first time, so the bed won't explode." The little ghost comforted me, placing his little hand gently on the top of my head. His holy posture was like an angel forgiving sinners.

"It turns out it can explode! What on earth do you want to do to my bed! Why did the bed offend you? You want to bully it like this! After all, you think once is not enough!!!"

I suddenly discovered that this ghost's ambition is getting bigger and bigger. No, I can't ignore her. The more I ignore her, the more excited she will be and the more crooked thoughts will come to her mind. Maybe one day, I will really fall asleep.

With that, he completed a circle around the Dark Continent.

"Wow! I was ignored by Xiaofan."

Letting out his signature whisper, the little ghost blinked his beautiful silver eyes and gave me a troubled look. After realizing that I was really determined not to speak, he couldn't help but grab the fire stick next to him and angrily started a blazing bonfire.

There was a "pop" sound and sparks flew everywhere.

Humph, how could the clothes that Veras made for me be touched by these sparks? I snorted with disdain and quickly grabbed the chopsticks. I caught more than ten flying sparks like lightning.

With a "pop" sound, more sparks flew over.

Extremely stupid, I am not the kind of man to be overwhelmed by numbers!

The chopsticks in my hand turned into countless afterimages, and I easily resolved the crisis again.

"Xiaofan is so awesome." The little ghost clapped his hands in amazement.

"uh-huh."

It's useless even to say this. I'm not the kind of frivolous man who gets carried away when others praise me.

"Then let's perform this next."

The little ghost handed over a huge colorful ball naturally, as if it had been practiced for trillions of times and had formed a conditioned reflex.

"There is no other way. If you want to see it, Ben Druid can't perform it." A white light flashed, and I transformed into a hell fighting bear, and naturally stepped on the ball...

"Perform your sister!!"

With a roar, I suddenly came back to my senses and quickly canceled the transformation. At the same time, I kicked the ball away.

"Really angry?"

"real!"

"real?"

"In the chaos, Ling Lelang fell into the tired old building, Li La. He is as cold and fierce as he is cold and fierce (even if you force the corner of my mouth to curl up, you will still be angry)!"

"When I woke up, Xiaofan became so cold." The little ghost seemed sad. His beautiful long moonlight hair hung down, listless.

"Humph, isn't this a natural thing?" To illustrate, I took out the wooden sign prepared for Hell Fighting Bear at any time and wrote on it.

Three days, favorability -1;

Ten days, favorability -3;

Half a month, favorability -5;

One month, favorability -10;

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"By analogy, you can calculate how much my favorability towards you has decreased."

"Wow, there is such a thing." The little ghost looked at the equation on the wooden sign and was startled, looking at me with troubled silver eyes.

"Isn't it said in the book that one day is like three autumns? Logically speaking, my most loyal servant, Xiao Fan, should become more loyal after not seeing me for a long time."

"Huh, stupid. Those words are just a trick to deceive children. The cruel facts tell us that time can smooth out everything, including favorability." I pushed up the bridge of my nose, showing a deep and philosophical expression.

"I don't want it." The little ghost looked at the wooden board dissatisfied, suddenly took the quill from my hand, and added a vertical line to the "minus sign" on the wooden board, so that it turned into a [ten]

The word, that is, the plus sign, becomes:

Three days, favorability +1;

Ten days, favorability +3;

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"Oh oh oh, don't tamper with my inner favorability calculation formula, you bastard!" I held my head and looked up to the sky and screamed loudly. It was easy to change from a minus sign to a plus sign, but it was impossible to change it back again.

The little ghost was not satisfied yet. After thinking about it, when I was feeling sad and depressed, he painted the plus sign horizontally and vertically slightly crookedly, barely turning it into a multiplication sign.

The result becomes three days of favorability*1, ten days of favorability*3... and so on.

Who would play such a simple gal game that can be completed by sleeping for 30 seconds every day? Asshole, what should I do if my favorability is zero at the beginning! Players will cry!

I roared in my heart and lifted up the entire Empire State Building.

"I don't care. Xiaofan is my servant and knight. His favorability should be infinite from the beginning. No matter how much it is reduced, it will not change." The little ghost came up to me and put his arms around my neck.
To be continued...