Chapter 1460: Image Crisis(1/2)
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Early the next morning, dazzling light came in from the window. I dazzled my eyes and muttered a few words in my sleep. When I turned around, my face was tightly clamped by something soft and elastic, making it difficult to breathe.
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After several minutes of this, I finally woke up from the suffocation. I opened my eyes suddenly and found that I could see nothing but white snow in front of me.
The soft and comfortable feeling on the face becomes more and more clear.
Pushing my head back slightly and pulling away, I finally knew what the soft white thing in front of me was.
The snow-white priest's robe... well, of course, what's wrapped inside is the girl's most precious and beautiful breasts.
"Uuhuhu~~~Xiaofan~~~hug~~~" The little ghost, who was still sleeping, let out a cute murmur, stretched out his two little hands, and hugged my head back again, and fell into two towering pillows.
In the soft fragrance of the deep ravine between the breasts.
I was still sleeping, and the sun was shining on my butt. Seeing that the little ghost was hugging her tightly, I simply kept her posture and sat up from the bed with her in my arms, and then I slapped her on her buttocks a few times.
Down.
"Woooooo~~~oooooo~~~" The little lazy pig was about to get up. He originally wanted to say this, but his face fell into a gentle place, and the words he said turned into a whine.
After calling several times, the little saint opened her eyes in a daze and looked at me in confusion.
"Wow! The big pervert Xiaofan got into my arms!"
"You'll have to figure out the situation first!" I raised my head. I exposed my face from the tight grip of those two soft breasts with some nostalgia, protested loudly, and then slapped the little ghost's buttocks again.
Shoot it.
"Wow! The big pervert Xiao Fan forced this saint to hold him in her arms!"
"Your ability to confuse things is like a saint." Coach, please give me the best coffee table.
"Okay. Everyone takes a step back."
The little ghost, who seemed to not want to admit the fact that it was she who picked me up, looked like she was struggling, and seemed to have really made a lot of concessions and sacrifices.
"I think if I step back any further, I will fall into the abyss called perversion." I thought about it, and I still felt that I really couldn't compromise easily at this time.
"Xiao Fan. If you want to drink milk, it's useless even if you crawl here." The little ghost ignored my protest and said directly.
"Stay back, isn't this getting more and more excessive, bastard?"
I finally couldn't help but break away from the little ghost's embrace, got out of her arms, took a step back, stretched out my hands, and started rubbing her extremely soft face wantonly.
This druid hasn't used it for a long time [True! God's Ten Thousand Buddhas Tai Chi Yin Yang Chaos Primordial God Face Rubbing Hand].
"Uh-hu-la, ha-chi-ta-ha..."
Under my terrifying stunt, the little ghost was so frightened and trembling that he couldn't even speak. It was scary, it was really scary. Even the person who invented this trick felt deep fear and decided to seal it in
In the rice cooker, it was not until the third generation of the Holy Maiden and the Great Demon King, the little ghost, was born that the seal was broken and reappeared.
"You've been acting like an idiot since early in the morning."
As a result, while I was kneading and using the thirty-sixth of the ninety-nine and eighty-one postures - the flat sand and falling wild goose posture, a milky sound suddenly came from my feet.
While rubbing it, I looked back. It wasn't little King Arthur. I almost forgot. This little guy was too shameless to stay in the tent, so I could only sleep peacefully with the delicious little ghost in my arms.
However, the little King Arthur who appeared in front of me was extremely unfamiliar, wearing pajamas that I had never seen before.
To put it simply, it is a set of lion puppet pajamas. The hat part is the lion's head, and the little face is exposed from the big mouth. It is so lifelike that the cuteness index is off the charts.
But how can I, Druid Wu Fan, be so superficial that I would be conquered by a small lion puppet costume?
"Who are you?" So, I was stunned for a while and asked pretending to be confused.
Then in the next moment, the sword light flashed, and by the time little King Arthur wiped his tearful eyes and left angrily, I had already been hit by the sword and fell to the ground.
But... damn, that's so careless.
He was seriously injured. He put his hands on the ground and staggered up from the ground. As soon as he raised his head, he saw the little ghost me caressing her pretty face that was red and hot because of my rubbing, and their eyes met in mid-air.
Then, she smiled brightly at me, like a hundred flowers blooming, an angel descending, her delicate body bathed in the holy light, making people worship her.
However, even though I knew exactly how many hairs there were on her body, I started to shudder.
Because this stupid saint has not even a single hair on her body except her hair, eyebrows and eyelashes... No, wait, why do I have to explain this kind of thing? I seem to be losing money. Although I can’t explain the reason,
It just felt like I was carrying a banner like jumping off a building with tears on my head, making the most losing business in history!
Ahem, in short, there is no use regretting. Changing the subject wisely is the best way. What I just mentioned is that I understand the little ghost correctly, so everyone, take a look...
Just look at what I look like now.
I burst into tears when I saw the little ghost showing his snow-white teeth in his smile and then biting my body with a whimper, enjoying the long-lost pain.
I've already been stabbed so badly by little King Arthur, and yet I still want to do this, it's like a naked whipping corpse.
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"Good morning, Alice-sama."
As soon as Arturia arrived at the tent door, she saw the tent door being opened, and an unknown luminous object yawned, rubbed its eyes, and its white and delicate feet touched the ground and floated out precariously.
She quickly moved a step to the side to get out of the way, then bowed solemnly and saluted.
"Hafufufu~~~ Idiot Xiaofan's head is getting harder and harder, he needs to be trained more~~~"
Stretching and yawning, the little ghost murmured in a low voice and floated slowly past Amrudina, not even casting a glance at Amrudina, completely mistaking her for air.
Fortunately, after last night's baptism, Amrudina had somewhat understood the character of the holy ghost in front of her, so she did not show any surprise at being treated with such disregard. She maintained knightly etiquette and knew that after the other party left,
, Amrudina took back her etiquette.
Everyone has their own way of life and attitude. It doesn't matter whether the other party ignores you or cares about your etiquette. Just be yourself.
Amrudina, who has already understood the little ghost's paranoid and twisted heart, has no intention of changing her and making her view her own chivalry differently, but she will not change herself because of this.
After straightening her knight clothes and subconsciously smoothing the pale bangs on her forehead with her fingers, Amrudina took steps to come to the tent door.
"Your Highness, Amrudina has come to see you."
"Is it~~Amrudina~~~Come in~~Please come in~~" A weak response came from inside the tent, which startled Amrudina, who thought it was happening.
What did he say? He quickly opened the tent door and walked in. When he saw it, he was dumbfounded.
His Highness the Prince, whom she respected and admired, was still wearing pajamas, lying on the ground in a semi-conscious state. The exposed body part of the dirty pajamas was covered with red dots the size of pinholes, and neat rows of
Small tooth marks.
"I'm sorry, Amrudina, for letting you see such an embarrassing side..."
While rubbing the wounds on her body, she struggled to stand up from the ground. Amrudina quickly stepped forward, helped me up carefully, and patted the dust off my body. I smiled at her sheepishly.
I always feel that...because of her actions on the Sky City, Amrudina seems to have magnified my image to a terrifying level, which can be seen from her actions.
Therefore, I did not shy away from my current miserable appearance. I just wanted her to understand that His Highness the Prince, whom she respected and admired, was just an ordinary mortal in daily life... no, even in battle.
, does not have the aura of the King of Heroes of Artoria.
If I don't vaccinate her, I will have to keep making a fool of myself in front of her, like Alexander.
"Where...well...the approachable Prince is also...also..." Amrudina responded quickly, looking at me, her face turned slightly red.
Hey, I glanced at myself subconsciously, and suddenly I felt like a landslide, tsunami, or the end of the world.
Ahhhhh——!!! It’s over, the bear’s pajamas are exposed——!!!
That's right, the pajamas I'm wearing are bear pajamas made by Veras herself. Although I told her many times, she finally reluctantly gave up on continuing to embroider animal patterns on my underwear, but these pajamas...
…this pajamas…
I had tears streaming down my face. Although I wanted Amrudina to see my normal side to prevent her admiration from putting too much pressure on me, I never thought about letting her see this kind of thing.
Something!
"Very...very suitable...suitable for His Highness the Prince...really...really."
Amrudina's pretty face was still flushed, so she turned around in embarrassment, turned her back to me, and covered her hot cheeks, as if I was naked instead of wearing pajamas.
Is this set of bear pajamas really so shameful? In Amrudina's eyes, it's no different from being naked?
Thinking of this, I feel like crying.
It was originally planned to lower the image of His Highness the Prince that was placed high in the sky in Amrudina's mind just a little bit, but she didn't expect that it fell to the ground and shattered.
"You came here so early in the morning, what happened?"
In order to cover up the sadness in my heart, I coughed a few times, put on a slightly serious face, and shook my body, hoping to show off some domineering air or something to make up for the collapse of my image just now.
However, wearing bear pajamas and acting like a superior person will only make people laugh no matter what.
Thinking of this, on the surface, she still pretends to be serious, with her head held high and her chest high, and her bearing is extraordinary, but the back figure that Amrudina cannot see has turned into pale ashes, and will dissipate as long as a gust of wind blows over.
"Yes, Your Highness the Prince. I came here this time to report something important."
When it came to business, Amrudina turned around and stood up straight, facing me seriously.
To be continued...