"Why don't you tell me what's best for me?"

"Maybe you'll become smarter if you knock it."

"What if it fails?"

"Don't worry, you won't become more stupid."

"It's strange that I feel relieved. It means that my IQ is already at the lower limit, right?"

"Okay, it seems I have to tell the truth."

"It would be better if you told the truth from the beginning, you stupid maid!"

"Actually, I was asked to let the stupid beast prince have a good rest, so I had to take this step."

"This is most likely true, but in

Before, don’t you have to consider the best and middle strategies first? Don’t give me a bad strategy from the beginning, you bastard! There is a better way, isn’t there?”

"Sorry, I'm the type to start with the nastiest thing first."

"The two cannot be confused at all, and you are not going to consider my feelings? The victim who was preemptively treated is crying, did you see it?"

"Just cry enough now, the road ahead will be even more difficult."

"Although it's a hot-blooded line, it doesn't feel like that at all. Do you want to do something worse than this to me in the future, you bastard?"

"Anyway, Your Highness, please let go of your hand first." Jeluka seemed to compromise.

"Okay...that's strange. Why didn't you take the wooden stick back first?" I was almost fooled. If I believed her rashly and let go first, with the unscrupulous nature of this stupid maid, she would definitely take the opportunity to kill me. Knocked out.

"Don't worry, Your Highness, I am not a person who breaks promises. I will definitely do what I promise." From Jeluka's mouth, it seemed that he said some awe-inspiring words.

"Who do you agree to?"

"Her Majesty the Queen."

I knew it, but in the end, he deliberately misinterpreted Artoria's intention to avenge himself and knocked me unconscious, right?

"Okay, Your Highness, you are really becoming more and more paranoid lately. It's not okay to continue like this." Jeluka seemed to give up and finally took the wooden stick back.

"I can't be careless when it comes to a guy like you."

"I appreciate the compliment from Your Highness, but even if you compliment me, it won't do any good. I won't give up easily."

"If you have any means, just use them."

"I'm tired, please take a break." Just when I was ready, the maid suddenly became discouraged and took out a large picnic cloth and spread it on the ground, and then placed exquisite tea sets and snacks on it. Come.

"You...you guy, are you deliberately irritating people?"

"Your Highness has misunderstood. It's not a life-and-death battle. What's wrong with taking a rest when you're tired? Besides, Your Highness is too vigilant right now, so it's not a good time to attack."

"What you said does make sense." I thought about it. Although I was still a little worried, I couldn't find anything suspicious about it.

When I came back to my senses, I saw that Huang Duanzi's maid had already sat down, using a delicate and small silver spoon to gently stir the black tea in the gorgeous white porcelain cup decorated with patterns. She put it aside, enjoying the afternoon sunshine, and took out a cup. Read this book.

It is simply the leisurely afternoon tea time of a noble and beautiful girl with noble elegance and quiet temperament that can only be seen on the screen.

"Hey, hey, don't enjoy it alone. Let me see what you are looking at. Isn't it the Beast Duke series?"

I was very unhappy with the atmosphere created by the pornographic maid, and I wanted to cause trouble, so I immediately snatched the book from her hand.

With the consistent style of this pornographic and unscrupulous maid, in this romantic and elegant afternoon tea time, watching the Duke of Beast series with a quiet and pure face, a sacred smile as if she is reading the Bible, it is exactly what she will do. things that come out.

Finally, when I looked at the cover, I really misunderstood. The title turned out to be

Oh oh oh!!

I was like a thunderbolt, holding the book in my hand tightly, shocked and speechless.

Isn't this what I once made a wish under the Three Life Stone, and spent ten lives and ten lives, and experienced ninety-nine and eighty-one heart-breaking separations, in exchange for an opportunity to travel through the Dark Continent, and complete 4.6 billion for the encounter of a thousand-year love. That promise that spanned time and space years ago.

That’s it, that’s the book!

With this book, Ben Druid can confidently start preparing for the dream he has always hidden deep in his heart - the first Dark Continent Tour Concert by the singer Wu Fan!

After achieving success, heaven, hell, and the Dragon Clan will not be left behind. I will become a god of song across the four realms and use my god-like strength to tell everyone that in this world, only singing can transcend language barriers and racial hatred. Singing can bring true peace and understanding, and only singing can conquer the universe.

I was intoxicated with the beautiful fantasy and couldn't wait to sit down and open the music score.

"Your Highness, please have tea."

Probably frightened by my sudden burst of singing aura (?), the usually arrogant and pornographic maid completely surrendered to Ben Druid's aura, and at this time, she obediently served her a cup of tea.

very good, very powerful.

Without taking my eyes off the music score for a moment, I casually took the teacup from the maidservant, picked it up, put it down, picked it up again, and put it down again. I didn't notice at all that a certain maid's eyes were fixed on the teacup, and she followed suit. The cups move up and down together.

"Elvish... I can't understand it at all, you bastard!!!" I held my head and looked up to the sky and screamed, as if I suddenly knew that the end of the world would come in three seconds.

"Your Highness, there is no need to worry. Our all-powerful personal maid will be at your service immediately." The maidservant, who surrendered to the aura of the God of Song, stood up without hesitation.

"Oh, I'm sorry to bother you, Jeluka. When I become the God of Songs in the future, I will never forget the contribution you made today." I held her little hand gratefully.

"The translation may take a while, Your Highness, please feel free to do so." Jeluka pointed to the tea and snacks on the white tablecloth, then took out a small yellow notebook and quill, and concentrated on translating.

"Thank you for your hard work. You must be very tired. Let's drink some tea and take a rest." After about a few minutes, I served Jeluka the tea attentively.

"Wait a minute, it's almost ready." Without raising her head, Jeluka took the cup and took a quick sip, then immediately immersed herself in translation.

Seeing this scene, I gently sipped the tea in the cup and smiled without saying a word.

Half a minute later, the stupid maid suddenly let out a scream and fell down with her whole body numb. She seemed to understand something and stared at me fiercely.

"mean!"

"Huh huh? Who is the despicable one?" I drank up the black tea in the cup that originally belonged to the slutty maid, and looked up to the sky and laughed three times.

Then he fell down with total numbness.

"What...what's going on?" We lay down together on the ground, our big eyes staring at each other.

"I'm really sorry, you idiot prince, but there was also a joke in my cup. The maid smiled gloatingly.

"Then why are you okay?"

"I took the antidote beforehand."

"Then why was he knocked down again?"

"Because the properties of this medicine will change depending on the time of administration."

"You are really boring."

"This is the scary thing about ancestral birth control pills." "It's not scary at all, it's more troublesome than it is, idiot!"

I hit the forehead of the stupid maid with my forehead.

"The idiot prince is the one, why don't you just be obedient and put down by me?" The pornographic maid was not willing to show weakness and knocked back.

"It sounds like it's my fault?" I replied.

"It's the idiot prince's fault anyway." Knock.

"You should also stop it a little bit." Knock.

"The idiot prince is..." Knock.

After a while, Jeluka and I both covered our red foreheads and screamed.

I always feel like we are doing stupid things all the time. The two of us, the master and the waiter, just don’t know if the dirty maid thinks so.

The drug's effect didn't last long, and after a while, the numbness finally disappeared.

"Hey!" The Huang Duanzi maid who recovered first raised the wooden stick again.

"Hey your sister!" I slapped the paper roll down without hesitation.

All in all, because I had already wasted a lot of time doing stupid things like this with this stupid maid, I forced her to pack up the tea sets and snacks, and the two of us returned to the reconstruction site together.

It was still a lively scene, with hundreds of people running around busy, like ants moving, gradually bulldozing the entire devastated town of Lalula.

This feeling of excitement seems to have gotten even hotter after I showed up. It must be my imagination.

After laughing a few times, I put on my cloak and hat, thinking silently in my mind that you can't see me, you can't see me.

Sensing this scene, the maid looked at me suspiciously, her eyes clearly saying, "The idiot prince must have done something stupid again, right?"

What's wrong with me being intimate with my wife, you bastard!

I called several squadron leaders in charge and asked about the progress. Looking at the blazing sun above my head, I sighed.

"This speed is also a little slower. If I can regain my strength, I can clean it up in half a day."

"That's why calling him an idiot prince is not wrong at all."

Under the eyes of the elven soldiers, Jeluka turned into a fair and strict knight model again, but she was as sharp as ever when she complained about me.

"Am I right?" I expressed confusion.

"It is true that as long as the strong take action, the cleaning work can be completed quickly, but things that are too easy to obtain are often not cherished, whether by these soldiers or the residents of Lalula Town."

I nodded in understanding.
To be continued...