Chapter 1518 Beiya who is not tall

As soon as I turned around, I felt a violent shock to my stomach. What did I do wrong that God wanted to punish me like this?

but……

I laughed gloomily a few times, stood on my heels, stabilized my retreating steps, and embraced the cannonball that had been thrown into my stomach.

Stupid, I don’t even think about how I was usually treated by that stupid little ghost saint. Compared with the ghost body cannonball that started accelerating several kilometers away and finally turned into a line of light, the attack in front of me was simply too childish.

From the moment the other party made a sound and called me stupid Wu, I knew who it was. Since it was her, you don't have to be polite. If you dare to sneak attack on this druid, I will let you taste the elder's wrath. Look at me

The super sure kill - Argentinian back throw!

Holding the petite body tightly in the big hand, I leaned back, ready to let this little girl experience the cruel laws of the adult wrestling world.

"Don't even think about it, watch His Highness's black tiger tear out your heart."

The opponent is not a vegetarian either. At the critical moment, he remained calm and struggled to resist. Hum, he should be praised, but this trick is useless against the Saint!!!

What are you talking about? The other party didn't use the same move on Saint Seiya a second time, but it didn't work? Are you an idiot? Because this move didn't appear in Saint Seiya at all.

I shouted loudly, used the indestructible body that I had practiced hard for many years, and smiled without saying a word, puffing up my chest and facing the opponent.

That's right, the next scenario should be that the opponent uses a crude third-rate move called Black Tiger to dig out the heart, but my first-rate secret technique shocks his fist, and then he applies an Argentinian back drop, and the game is over.

Life is really as lonely as snow. I looked up at the starry sky, and a drop of invincible tears oozed from my eyes.

“Boom————!!”

There was a loud noise. I guessed it right. The shock to my hand caused a lot of pain. People say that the black tiger's heart-piercing move is useless. In front of the powerful Vajra Indestructible Body, look at how much pain I feel.

Just know...

Huh?

I feel pain?

He lowered his head with dull eyes and looked at the exquisite princess shoe that was between his legs and in zero contact with his crotch. Then he slowly raised his head and landed on the playful face of the other person who was pretending to be at him.

After counting for three seconds, I started rolling on the ground holding my crotch.

It hurts, hurts, hurts————!!!

Although it is said that adventurers are blessed by the law and will not suffer such trauma as broken eggs, in fact, if they are attacked, it will still hurt as much as it should. The law only prevents you from having your eggs broken, but it does not prevent you from not breaking the egg.

The effect of egg pain.

"Foul, you made a foul. You clearly said that it was the black tiger who took out the heart, but why did you turn into a direct attack on the yellow dragon!"

"That's because Wu is so stupid that he actually believed the enemy's words. He deserves it, bah~~~" The sneak attacker, Beiya, the little princess of the elf tribe, spit out her sweet tongue at me, and then issued a string of silver

A delicate bell-like laughter.

"I didn't expect that a dignified elf princess would actually lie and use such third-rate methods." I expressed my heartache.

"This is called war, and you have to do this to deal with big fools and bad guys like Wu Wu. That's what Elder Kasha said."

"That is to say...this trick was taught by that old woman?" I suddenly roared with rage. What an old drunkard, he actually taught the elf princess bad things. Look at me leading three thousand Spartan elf warriors.

, trample your thief's doghouse!

"Be good, don't follow that old woman's example, or Arturia will scold you when you go back." I put all the blame on the old drunkard, and I touched Beja's head and warned her.

"Huh...huh, your highness won't use it on others. I will only use it on you, the idiot Wu, so you don't have to worry about being scolded by Sister Alto."

The little girl Beya also seems to know that what the old drunkard teaches is not good, and she is not afraid of anything. The only thing she is afraid of is Artoria. She doesn't dare to resist when I touch her head, so she can only retort like this.

.

"It won't work for me, you little girl. I am His Royal Highness the Prince, Artoria's husband. Be careful of telling you anything in her ears." I raised my head proudly, as many people seemed to forget out of habit.

Yes, I am Artoria’s husband.

"You actually snitched to Sister Alto, are you still a man?" Beja panicked and immediately started yelling.

"I will tell Artoria the truth about this." I whistled as if nothing had happened. Little girl, this kind of provoking method has been out of date for ten thousand years. It's a good thing that you can still use it.

"Woo~~~" Beiya wailed in a low voice and looked at me angrily. After a while, she reluctantly lowered her head.

"Hug... I'm sorry, idiot... Your Highness, I was wrong and I will definitely change it. Please don't tell Sister Alto."

"Well, that's how you behave." I smiled like an elder, touched my head, and made little girl Beiya's hair a mess.

"Damn... Damn it, you idiot Wu, please remember this." The situation was stronger than anyone else's, and Beiya could only mutter in a low voice, enduring the humiliation and letting me mess up her hair.

"Okay, if you have nothing to do, go home quickly." It seemed that I found satisfaction in bullying Beiya. After burping like a full stomach, I turned around and planned to leave.

"Wait a minute, idiot Wu, are you going to leave like this?" The little girl suddenly dragged me from behind.

"What else do you want?" I turned around with a helpless look.

"You have been away from the camp for so long, and you left me here alone. Is this the attitude you have before charging after many months? You are such a ruthless pervert!" Beiya is straightforward, or rather quick.

He said this without any hesitation.

"This... Little Princess Beja, you can eat whatever you want and you can't talk nonsense. You're saying this as if I did something to you. It's okay if others hear it." I looked around, but there was no one there.

, and suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

If what Tia said just now was heard, at least ten versions of gossip news about the stories that the harem elder and the elf princess had to tell would be spread in the bar tonight.

"Tell me... what are you talking about? Your Highness didn't mean it that way. It's the idiot Wu who has too low and vulgar thoughts that made him think like that. That's absolutely right!"

Bea also reacted and blushed, but still arrogantly blamed me for the mistake.

"Okay, okay, no matter whose fault it is, let's stop this topic." Facing passers-by who might appear at any time, I quickly stepped forward, wanting to cover this little girl's uncontrollable mouth.

"Huh, forget it, Your Highness doesn't care about the faults of villains, and I won't care so much about you."

"Yes, yes, yes, then my lord has a lot of Beiya, so I will take my leave." I turned around and ran away coolly.

"Wait a minute!" In the end, she was still held back. It was hard to see that this little girl had a very smart reaction despite her small body.

"You idiot, are you so afraid of His Highness? Are you going to leave impatiently when you see him?" Looking back, little girl Beiya, although she still insisted on using provocation, her eyes were already slightly red.

There's really nothing you can do against her.

"Well, long time no see, little Beiya, how are you doing recently?"

"Don't put small letters in front of my Highness's name! Your Highness lived a very good life until I met you, an idiot!" Beja looked up and glared at me angrily.

"Hmm... Okay, wow, I suddenly realized that after not seeing you for a while, you have actually grown taller." I sighed in surprise.

"The acting is too fake, you idiot, you must have done it on purpose." Beya glanced at me disdainfully, raised her chin proudly, and continued happily.

"However, I was hit by you by mistake, so I guessed it right."

"Hey, have you really grown taller?" I widened my eyes and looked at Beiya in disbelief.

"Of course it's true. How could your Highness lie?"

"I obviously just lied..." I muttered quietly, looking her up and down with suspicious eyes.

In my opinion, Beja's height is the same as Sarah's breasts, both of which are of the highest level. How can she grow taller? Has God finally stopped controlling lolita?

"You should drink goat's milk every day." Gradually, I discovered something and looked at Beiya with pity. At this time, I wanted to hold her tightly, comfort her, and let her

Stay strong and live.

"Of course, Your Highness is taking good nutrition. Unlike you guys, who obviously eat some nutritious and unpalatable things every day, but each of them grows so tall. This is abnormal growth and unhealthy!"

"Hey, what you said next is already a naked jealous slander!" For Beya, who fired the map cannon randomly and knocked a group of adventurers off the boat, I lightly slapped her forehead with my knife and let her go.

Calm down.

"In short, Your Highness has grown taller and healthier. This is true." The little girl held her forehead, glared at me, and said proudly.

"Beya has always been very healthy, I know this." I smiled brightly, wasn't it? Being able to mingle with little girl Tia and running around with so much energy, it's no wonder she's unhealthy.

"Of course. Your Highness is no better than that idiot Wu. He is always wrapped in a cloak, like an old man. From behind, he looks like a cloaked weirdo."

With a click, Beja's ruthless poisonous tongue caused my smile to crack instantly, and a trace of black breath emerged from the crack.

Great, you asked for it.

"Princess Beja, by the way, you have changed into new shoes, right?" I have discovered it since the trick just now, but it is only now that I have connected it with a certain fact. I didn't want to say it at first, but this

The little girl is so disgusting.

"Hmm, do you see it? Grandpa Lyman brought this to me, and Sister Alto chose it for me personally." The little girl was scratched by me, and immediately jumped on the spot a few times, and then

Xianxian raised her head and showed me her new shoes.

"How nice. Not only did I make underwear for you, I even helped you choose shoes." I sighed.

"No... don't mention your underwear again, you idiot, but this is natural. I have been with Sister Alto since I was a child. Of course, my relationship is deeper than yours, huh."

Speaking of the pair of bear underwear that Artoria made for her (still kept in my inventory until now), Beja blushed, and then like a proud little hen, she showed off to me that she and Artoria

The deep feelings between Liya.

"When did you send it here?" I suddenly changed the subject and took a different approach.

"Idiot Wu, why do you ask this? Well, of course, I can't tell you. Just think of it as His Highness showing mercy today and being extra merciful. The shoes were brought by Grandpa Lyman a month ago."
To be continued...