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A brilliant world wrapped in white light.

The ground beneath my feet is soft, like clouds.

Is this... paradise?

I aimlessly pushed aside the haze of light in front of my eyes, and then saw the half sword stuck in the clouds in the void.

"Yo." He waved and greeted the other party very naturally.

"It's rare. This time, I didn't pretend to be mysterious and showed up directly. My dear Salted Fish Sword."

"Don't pretend to be familiar and give me a strange name as if nothing happened."

The neutral voices of men and women could not be heard, and they seemed to be speaking calmly like piercing eyes at themselves.

"It's such a pity, because it's been so long since I've been on stage, it's natural for the audience to forget my name. The world of an artist is so cruel. As long as you haven't been on stage for more than a year, your hot name will become [

That artist whose lower body is xxx is replaced by this title."

I feel that as the only friend of this hidden sword, I need to tell it the cruelty of reality.

"How many times do you have to tell me that I'm not an artist!!" The other party couldn't help but roar.

"Yes, yes, I understand."

I glanced at it and imagined that I would suddenly step forward and pull it up, revealing a salted fish tail underneath. I turned around and said "poof" with my back turned.

"You bastard, you obviously didn't mean what you said. What kind of rude imagination are you doing in your mind? Apologize to me. Kneel down!!" Xianyu Jian yelled unwillingly.

What a willful guy. Okay, let's change the topic.

"Salted fish..."

"Avelia, it's Avelia!!!"

"Okay, Salted Fish Evelina..."

"You are deliberately making me angry, right? Let me tell you, it is terrible when I am angry..."

As if to verify his words, the originally calm white world suddenly became gusty and black, and several black tornadoes appeared from scratch, turning this place into a disaster-ravaged land. The soft, cloud-like ground beneath my feet also turned into a disaster-ridden land.

The roaring black waves of the sea.

"Wait, it's Evelina, Evelina, right? I remember." I apologized quickly.

"Although it's still the wrong name...but that's okay."

The strange scene just now disappeared all of a sudden and returned to the original white hazy world.

This guy...seems to be easily satisfied.

I muttered secretly, obviously I was very resistant to calling it Evelina in the past, but then I gave it the nickname of Salted Fish Sword, and I was immediately satisfied with the name Evelina.

The IQ of a monkey...

"I always feel like you are thinking about something rude again." Evelina glared over at her with a particularly sensitive look.

"It's just your illusion. Ahem, what do you think? What's the point of calling me here? Didn't you say last time that you won't call me here again until I reach the realm of world power?"

Obviously the last battle with the black dragon Elias didn't come out in the end, so it's only natural that the guy who missed the main scene was forgotten, right?

"Did I say that?" Evelina waved her sword in confusion.

"It seems...probably...maybe...maybe, I can't remember clearly." I shrugged.

Stupid salted fish sword, you dare to compete with this prince to see whose memory is worse. You must be tired of living.

"Forget it, it doesn't matter what happens to this kind of thing." Evelina seemed to be trying hard to remember for a while, and said very simply, not forgetting to put gold on her face, and added in a deep tone.

"You also know that a wise man like me who has lived for a long time will not care about small details."

"Can I interpret your words as [just treat what I said as farts from now on]?"

"I'll kill you with my fart!!!" Evelina was furious, blurted out, and yelled in a way that ruined her image.

By the way, does it live up to its image?

"Calm down, calm down, pay attention to your identity as a lady." I tried to calm down its anger.

"I'm not a lady, I'm just...a sword."

Good guy, in such an angry situation, Evelina could still remain calm and did not fall into my language trap. She is indeed my destined rival.

By the way, he also acted like a cool bastard!!

"Okay, let's change the topic. Why did you bring me here?" I think it's better to talk about business first, lest this comedian's sword, whose memory is not much better than mine, really give away its purpose.

forgotten.

"Isn't it still the same topic as before?"

"Really? Don't worry about these small details, how about we talk about the business?"

"Damn it! What a bastard!! It's obvious that you've been rambling and keeping me busy, but now you're talking such nonsense!" Evelina looked so angry that she wanted to bite her handkerchief, but then suddenly calmed down.

He stopped and said something casually.

"Actually, it's nothing..."

I:"……"

Evelina: “…”

One person and one sword, they looked at each other for a long time and were silent for a long time.

"It's nothing... just call me here?" I confirmed cautiously.

"I'm happy, do you care?" Evelina's nostrils suddenly turned upward, arrogant.

"Salted fish sword, salted fish sword, salted fish sword, salted fish sword, salted fish sword, salted fish sword, salted fish sword, salted fish sword, salted fish sword..." I chanted the mantra without hesitation, densely and densely.

"Oh——!! Stop, you bastard, I said, I said that's it." Evelina wailed in pain.

"Well, my patience is limited."

"Actually, I told you before, you came here not under the guidance of my power. I can't control you if you want to leave. You can only control it after the power of the world."

"It seems there is such a setting." I clapped my hands suddenly.

"so……"

"So what did you say?" I looked at him stupidly.

"So it's none of my business that you're here! I didn't blame you for disturbing my peace. Instead, you started complaining!" Evelina exploded, sending me flying with a shock wave.

"In other words, it's impossible for me to go out." I came back with a bruised face. I wailed bitterly.

"That's exactly it." Evelina said slowly.

"Go, go, go, stay away from me, don't disturb my rest."

"What kind of attitude do you have! Let me tell you, I have already broken through to the power of the world! Be careful when the time comes, I will throw you into the cold palace and die alone!" I was furious.

"Oh, the power of the world?" Evelina sighed.

"Afraid, huh."

"I just think it's really slow."

I:"……"

This guy... what does he think of me? After ten years of transformation from a rookie druid to a world powerhouse, I can only be rated as "slow enough".

"Come here and try." it said.

"What to do?" I took a few steps forward suspiciously.

"Come here more."

"Don't make any little conspiracy." I took a few steps forward.

"Not even close."

"You're such a long-winded guy. How close do you want to get? How close do you want to be?"

The next moment, with the sound of "bump" and the scream of "Ciao", someone flew out.

"Hahaha, you are stupid, you want to lie to me, you are a hundred years early!" Evelina's gloating laughter rang out.

"What's going on?" I stood up unsteadily and glared at him.

"It's very simple. If you really reached the power of the world, you wouldn't have been bounced away just now."

"You've really achieved it, bastard! You just had a battle with a powerful enemy!"

"Did you achieve it by your own strength?"

"Well...can we talk about something else?" I whistled nonchalantly.
To be continued...