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"Gulu gulu~~~~"

The body rolled into a wheel shape made a strange sound and hit one side, knocking over a bookshelf. With a bang, the books on it fell down, and finally the entire bookshelf fell down. The scene was very heroic.

After the storm calmed down, there was only a grave made of books and bookshelves, and a deflated shoe half popped out, just like the scene of a murder.

"Perfect appearance." Just like a big star appearing gorgeously in the spotlight, the little ghost snapped his fingers, showing a shining and moving expression comparable to [kira~~].

"This...ah hahaha~~~" Looking around, Linya had lost her words.

"Your sister is perfect!"

The mountain of books flew up with a roar, and the monster suppressed underneath spewed fire, trampling on the fragile earth and roaring.

"Wait, Xiaofan, please listen to me explain before you get angry." The little ghost made a pause gesture.

"First of all, has something like this happened before?"

"That's not true." I still remember the moments of being tortured by this idiot ghost every time. I recalled it carefully, but I had no impression.

"That is to say, it has never happened before." The little ghost hummed and raised his chin slightly proudly.

"Besides, I don't think I'll be able to play like this again."

"You still want to kick!!!"

"So it's an unprecedented kick, and it's an unprecedented kick, which means it's the only kick in the world. Don't you feel honored to be kicked, Xiaofan? You are the only lucky guy in the world."

"It's... it's actually like this." After thinking for a second, I was shocked.

"I'm actually such a lucky person."

"It's weird that you would be fooled, you idiot!" The next moment, I angrily opened the spiritual coffee table, and a vicious dog pounced on the idiot ghost and threw it on the bed, biting her white and delicate neck.

"Wow~~~!!! Vampire Xiaofan!!!" The little ghost struggled, finally escaping from my clutches, and hid behind Linya, using her as a shield to guard me.

"Hey, hey, after drinking the saint's blood, I can turn into a super vampire, werewolf, Wu Fan, Megatron, and Snoopy." I wiped the corners of my mouth and smiled obscenely... no, it was a sinister smile.

"Xiao Fan's name is terrible."

"What...what?" actually attacked the softest place in my heart, which is unforgivable!

"I'm going to suck you into pieces of paper!" I roared and pounced on you viciously.

"Let's go, Linya, the Decepticon Dracula and the demon Garuru attack!!" The little ghost pushed Linya very insidiously, trying to block my steps.

"Eh... Hey, that name... is me?" At this time, Linya was like a confused mother facing two naughty children playing around her.

"Innocent!" I sneered, caught Linya throwing herself into my arms, and continued to pounce on the little ghost while holding Linya in my arms unabated.

With a few loud banging sounds, I successfully subdued the little ghost under my body, and also brought a baby Linya with me.

System prompt: Player Wu Fan completed the achievement [Pushing down two girls at the same time] and opened the bronze trophy.

"Young servant Xiaofan, do you also want to bully your superiors and disobey your master?" The little ghost struggled like an angry kitten.

"Huh huh huh, keep struggling, no matter how hard you struggle, it's useless." I sneered. A little saint wants to compete with this druid?

"Aww~~~"

"Hey, hey, bite, no matter how hard you bite, it's useless." I sneered aloofly, even a little saint wants to bite this druid's thick...

"Oh oh oh oh!!!!" The next moment, screams sounded.

With sparkling tears, I licked my wrist, which had a row of clear teeth marks. I widened my eyes and glared at the little ghost who was showing an unyielding posture.

"Why do I always have tears in my eyes?" I took a deep look at the little ghost, exuding a poet-like melancholy temperament.

"Because it hurts when I bite you." The little ghost replied without thinking.

"No...although the reason is indeed this, don't you think it's too bland and unmatched?" I shook my head and changed my sentence.

“Shouldn’t the best answer be [because I haven’t shaved my beard in days]?”

There was a moment of silence.

"Why...why don't you speak?" I panicked.

"It does have the style of Brother Wu." Linya pursed her lips and snickered.

"The ink sprayed out by the Ten Thousand Years Deep Sea Man-Eating Overlord Chapter turned into words on the ground, which are better than Xiaofan's."

"I'm lying, the Overlord Chapter won't spray ink." I immediately retorted.

Hey, I always feel like I’m complaining about something wrong.

I thought about it again and again, and became angry. I yelled and pointed my chin, which I hadn't shaved in a few days, at the two girls below me.

Rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, the trick that used to deal with Xi Lusi and Ai Kelu is now used.

"Woooo~~Xiaofan is a big hedgehog!!" The little ghost screamed unbearably.

"Why...why do you want me too?" Linya was shy and weak and wanted to push me away.

"I can't help it, because it's a range attack." I smiled proudly.

"If that's the case..." Linya muttered, suddenly showing a sly smile.

After a few twists and turns, without using any strength, she was able to get out of my arms and sit on my waist, turning over and becoming the master.

"Well done, little Linya." The little ghost cheered and took the opportunity to escape from my beard rubbing hell.

"Linya, when did you...?!" When she realized it, Linya had already twisted my arm joints into a cross, leaving me unable to move due to my strength.

When exactly did Linya learn such sharp joint skills?

"Hey, hey, I know a little bit about it originally. Grandma taught me a lot."

Raphael, you hurt me!!

"Why did she teach you such a thing?" I turned my head with great effort and looked at Linya sitting on my back and asked.

"Secret~~Secret~~" Linya didn't know why, her pretty face suddenly turned red. Then she stretched out a delicate index finger playfully and waved it in front of my eyes.

"I think it's better for Brother Wu to pay attention to the current situation first."

What situation?

I was stunned, and subconsciously turned my head to the other side, and saw the little ghost gearing up.

"Wait, baby Linya, if you have something to say, let me go first."

"Sorry, it's a range attack. I can't stop it." Linya hummed slightly and returned what she just said to me.

Immediately, screams resounded across Rogge's sky.

After a hearty play, the little ghost curled up lazily in my arms, like a lazy kitten, squinting his eyes. He looked half asleep and half awake, and made comfortable purring sounds from his mouth from time to time.

Voice.

If I weren't afraid of her sharp teeth, I would really like to try putting my fingers into her mouth to see if she would latch on like a kitten.

"What a lazy cat." I looked around and pinched her cheek lovingly.

"Don't move. You idiot, Xiao Fan, this saint is sleepy." The little ghost yelled, twisting her infinitely beautiful curvy body in her arms, and pressed closer to her.

Linya and I looked at each other, and we smiled in unison.

The little ghost is so energetic, which really makes us happy.

Even if this appearance is faked in front of us, it at least shows that she has not fallen into a depression of herself and cannot extricate herself.

As long as this is fine, as long as I still yearn for the light and don't close myself in the darkness, then no matter how intense the pain and sorrow is, I am confident that I can use time and my love to heal the little ghosts one by one.

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"Hey, Xiaofan, Xiaolinya." The little ghost who thought she was sleeping suddenly spoke up as if she was talking in her sleep.

She whispered three words to us.

"Get married."

Sure enough, she just heard the conversation between Linya and me...

"Me and you?" I teased.

"Come on, I won't condescend to marry a stupid servant." The little ghost snorted, and like a koala, its limbs wrapped around me tighter.

"Oh, why? The servant eloped with the master, and the knight married the princess. Isn't this quite romantic?" I asked reluctantly.

"Xiaofan and romance are two parallel lines."

"..."

Amidst Linya's snickering, I stared in silence for a while.

This little saint's words are really hurtful.

"So, as agreed, you and Xiao Linya should get married. I'm not willing to ask idiot Xiao Fan to accommodate me."
To be continued...